How can I tell if someone in my group is secretly a furry?

>"I just fap to it"
But... I fap to everything.

sit down with him and browse e621 naked
if he doesn't get an erection ur good

If you can't be sure, it's clearly not any kind of a problem to worry about.

This meme will never not be funny.

If you can't tell it doesn't matter.
Do they worry about you being secretly a fag?

The furry is not easy to find, one must have a sharp eye to see it, however, if you notice one of their characters resembles an animal and is the target of a fetish or such then you must be suspicious, the only surefire way to know is if te furry says it outright and tries to recruit you to his cause, should it happen you must immediatelly contact the nearest arbites so that he may exterminate the threat.

Purge the mutant. Destroy the alien. Kill the heretic. BURN THE FURRY.

Pretty much got it. There's rarely a reason to bring it up, too, unless a friend sees you trying to draw your fursona and asks why you have an entire page of poorly-drawn cheetah-human hybrids.
So long as the furry in question isn't a massive sperg about including a third-party animal creature race, etc, it probably won't come up.

If they play nothing but anthropomorphic animal races, regardless of system or setting, and complain when those aren't an option, they probably are.
If they only play such a race occasionally, it's not a problem.

This. Remeber why this board was founded. The only good furry's a dead one, do your part.

they make stupid threads about the subject on Veeky Forums

You know the crazy thing is Ive seen more people BITCH about furries than actual furries in recent years. It's like some kind of red scare shit. On a bad day even bringing up something with animal people will set people off.

> if they describe their character's iron rations in a way that reminds you of pet kibble...
>if their character tends to still wear a studded collar when out of armour
>if they "mark" their territory in some way
Then you've got a furry problem!

Yep. Anti furry drama is way more exhausting than anything I have very seen a furry do. Besides, it is all just leftover bullshit from something on Something Awful anyway.

I'm of the opinion that jacking it to furry artwork in and of itself doesn't make you a furry. There's plenty good furry artists, after all, and good porn is good porn.

It's really only when you start identifying with it as a lifestyle and the like that shit gets stupid.

But hey, I jack it to guro, so I hardly am a paragon in regards to porn.

Yeah, pretty much. Aside from munchkins/metagamers, nothing complained about on Veeky Forums is anywhere near as bad as we make it seem.
Case in point, I know several furries (have told me or just keeps making dragonborn characters) and two transgender people. The furries don't make constant yiff jokes (outside of shitposting channels, but that's the point), the trans people don't flip their shit if you use the wrong pronoun, and all of them are generally decent, normal people in normal life.

Birds unrelated.

But that's false. Certain animal companions are just plain better statwise, same with certain wildshape forms.

Eh, that sounds more like denial (or enabling denial) - someone sees "furry" as a thing to avoid at all costs, so they just keep changing what "furry" means so as not to include them:
>I'm not a furry, I just like watching Robin Hood, Zootopia, and The Jungle Book
>I'm not a furry, I just enjoy the aesthetic of animal designs and human personalities
>I'm not a furry, I just find some of their porn sexy
>I'm not a furry, I'm just attached to my gnoll character and try to play him when the campaign permits

But I do the first three of those and usually only play either Humans or Dwarves.
Am I a furry?

Introduce monstergirls into your setting, then take not of their reaction. If they react more positively to the monster-part than to the girl-part then they're furries.

Something like
>Miia is so cute! I want her to wrap her coils around me and hold my head against her chest
Is fine.

Something like
>Cerea is so cute! I want to smash her tight horse puss and wrap my arms around her torso!
Is not.

>Cerea is so cute! I want to smash her tight horse puss and wrap my arms around her torso!
how fucking long are your arms dude

If they're doing well enough at hiding their furry powerlevel that you can't be sure that they're a furry, it's not worth bothering about.

Either they're going to keep their furry shit out of your game and it's barely worth knowing, or you're going to make them think that by revealing such a secret they can no longer be a part of the group, and leave even before they do anything wrong.

What exactly is the meaning of "furry" though? Everyone seems to have their own definition of it, ranging from "anyone who's ever thought a catgirl is cute is a furry" to "only if you engage in fursuit sex you're a furry".

>so they just keep changing what "furry" means so as not to include them
More like the spergs who can't let go of ancient memes keep changing the definition to include as many people as possible. "Furry" as an insult has lost all meaning at this point, because I've seen it used derogatorily against people who like robots, insects, or literally anything not Tolkien approved.

And as other people say, as long as the person in question isn't coming to the table in a fur suit or making the game all about themselves, what's the harm? Remember: anthropomorphism means adding HUMAN characteristics to something, so if a furry does have attraction to a haracter it's usually because of the familiar human components mixed with the unfamiliar animal ones. It's literally just another form of xenophilia.

>tight
>horse pussy
That's pretty optimistic

just come out to them.

they represent your safe space, and will be more open to your sexuality than perhaps even your own parents.

>your sexuality
Nigga, being a furry is like being into BDSM. It's a fetish not a sexuality.
People don't sexually identify as a horse or dog. Well not unless they're insane.

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.

This. Same thing with the term "magical realm" in general.

It's a bunch of children attaching words and phrases they don't actually understand to literally anything so they can pretend to be an adult.

Someone in another thread was complaining that using kobolds as an npc race, as basically one of the most common enemy types, made the campaign furry, and that they didn't want to play in someone's magical realm.

That is seriously HEAT.

So he wants to play a wizard?

If they're autistic, they're 90% likely to be a furfag.

Not that user, but as a furry I'd say it's regularly consuming or creating furry media. Like,
>watched Zootopia once,
>occasionally fill a draw request for someone's dragonborn,
>took a picture with a fursuiter at a non-furry con,
>or has a Krystal doll by the computer
Not Furry
>on their dozenth or so Zootopia fanfic, including a couple slow-burn types,
>look through drawthread specifically for dragonborn/kobold/beast race requests, ignoring human/human but slightly different ones,
>was that fursuiter,
>or regularly sleeps in their life-sized Miia pillow's coils
Furry

>81% of Veeky Forums is furry
I'd believe it, what with all the dragon threads.

Ask what he's been reading.

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spotted the furries

Needs more bandanna.

I'm not into horse pussy, but I can't say no to Cerea's glorious rack.

If they start fucking animals, that's a good sign.

Wait, how is banana-republic-dictator-hat any indication of sexual deviacy?

oh come on man dont group us honest, hard working, functional autistic people with those animal fucking degenerates.

That's what that user is getting at - you like her human half more than her animal half.

Problem is that doesn't exactly work, since furries aren't necessarily into actual animals.

Castro hats and neckerchiefs are to furries what vapes and amish beards are to douchebros. Nobody knows why.

I don't believe this but the inverse is definitely true.

>Problem is that doesn't exactly work, since furries aren't necessarily into actual animals.
Can confirm. I'm the guy you replied to and have a shitload of furry porn. Don't have a thing for actual animals, but I like anything with good tits or ass.

OP is secretly a furry and he wants to see if there is one such as him in his group, so that they can be degenerates and shit.

In other words, OP is a furry faggot.

Are furries some kind of urban culture in the USA (or whatever other place)?

I've met a grand total of three ororfurries four furries in my life (two of them married to each other) and only one was a weirdo. The rest were normal by Veeky Forums player standards.

>>if their character tends to still wear a studded collar when out of armour
What if they're a 90s Goth?

Use your own judgement, but remember that the two are not mutually exclusive.

>taking such obvious bait

Furshittery is basically a modifier you can apply to all of the weird shit we're used to from manchildren on the internet these days. It just adds context and/or a subject for whatever it is, be it fetishes, being a massive attention whore, or whatever it is.

>le "fursecution is real" meme

Quit whining faggots, you're just upset you can't fuck a dragon IRL.

OP, if they demand to play a character that isn't a human/elf/dwarf, their probably a furry. Autists like them play furry characters to have a thing to pretend they're fucking.

It is truly the most shameful of shames that "yiff in hell" has fallen by the wayside, porbably due to their heretic ranks infiltrating this website.

/fur/ purge 2.0 when

>secretly a furry
>Secret
>Furry
LOL

I can see your e621 tab open from your glass house

Because they are 14 years old and just discovered encyclopedia dramatica. This entire thread just reeks of newfaggotry, "le purge for teh emperor xddd" and so on.

It's just fucking embarrassing. Why do any of you care if someone in your group is 'a furry', as if that means anything? Do you honestly think you're being funny or mature? All of you need to fuck off until you're at least 18 to browse this board.

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>not a furry

>hate dogfuckers

>hurr I bet ur a furry denial is proof

hello redd.it furry

Idk how to explain this to you if your this criminally dense.

Furries are the autistic manchildren of autistic manchildren. Their very existence is am affront to civilisation, decency, and evolution.

The more we can keep then out of our games the better. They deserve to be told firmly they don't belong near anything. Not humans, and especially not animals.

>Furries are the autistic manchildren of autistic manchildren. Their very existence is am affront to civilisation, decency, and evolution.
>The more we can keep then out of our games the better. They deserve to be told firmly they don't belong near anything. Not humans, and especially not animals.

What if I told you that I'm a furry?

I have jerked off to furry porn exclusively since I was a teenager. I will continue to do so.

I have multiple OCs I use for roleplaying purposes.

I have never had the desire to wear a fursuit or fuck an actual animal, but I don't really care if other people do.

What are you going to do about it? That's right. Nothing.

You are an impotent little bitch who thinks he is badass and cool for posting your hatred of one of the few groups you are allowed to needlessly hate on this website, but in reality it is all for show and all for your ego.

I will continue to play in tabletop games, furry or not. I will continue to post on this board. There is nothing you can do about it. Did I hurt your dick? Got a boo boo? Cry me a river, cupcake.

I see we're off to a very good start this evening

>If they demand to play a charactter that isn't a human/elf/dwarf, they're probably a furry

So playing a warforged would make a me a furry?

Fuck you dude. If I want to make a Lizardfolk paladin, it doesn't make me a furry. Maybe I just really want to explore the character concept. My kobald bard doesn't make me a furry, it makes me someone who thinks it's comedic to have someone who's bark is literally worse than their bite.

Why do dwarves not fall under furry? They certainly have the bodyhair for it.

You do realize that most people can separate various things, right? They are not the same at the game table as they are at the office. They are not the same with their porn as they are with their movie browsing. I have had good friends be horrible to play games with, and racist people I detest on an ideological level be better to hang out with than people I agree with on several issues - it's the kind of shit that happens. People are amazingly multifaceted, and one part of them is not going to decide the rest.

Autism that severe will let itself be known in time user, simply have patience.

Not him, but poster doesn't need to do anything about you, you'll run your life into a cesspool of self hatred and failure all on your own.

>hide that I'm a furry
>always make human characters

no one can know

But user, I know.

You... don't...?
Like, if they aren't overtly bothering you with furriness, than why seek it out? You'll eother unleash the autism or ostracize a friend.

Or, you could... you know, ask him in private?

Is this the "FOR THE KNOT!" chapter?

>you sit at the computer, both naked
>"user, what's going on-"
>"shh"
>you open e621 and start browsing
>he gets hard
>"aha!"
>you close the tab and confront him
>his erection persists
>he blushes and looks away
>but you still catch him stealing furtive glances at your body
What do?

A true connoisseur.

Guys how do I find out if one of my players faps to hentai? I'm trying to run a pleasant game, but I can't have any degenerates yankin' their pud to gook art while I'm GMing.

Thank you, Commisar!

>triggered

her horse torso

Man some of this shit I'm reading is so cringy lads. I mean like legitimate cringe material.
Why are some of you treating drawings like some sort of sexual identity? I mean they're just drawings.
Masturbating to drawings is just that, it doesn't mean you have to make it a sexual identity. I mean how many times do you see people jerking it to anime make it about a sexual identity? I doubt there's very little people saying jerking it to anime makes you x.

But user that doesn't make any sense. The whole point of that type of character is the fact that they're true half animals. Basically the whole animal part is the allure of it. It's even more zoophilic than your average anthro drawing which on average is like 85-90% physically human for the most part.

good?

Mods, why did you delete an interesting post?

>tfw no TGT campaign

I think it was "Take the knot," and the chapter is called The Hanged.

>You ask a player: "Are you a furry?"
>Their response is: "Why do you ask?"

How do you proceed?

>not the hung

i dunno, maybe stop prying into people's personal business and then bitching on Veeky Forums when you find out something you don't like?

>regularly sleeps in their life-sized Miia pillow's coils
Woah, hang on there pal. Miia is NOT furry!

Stay salty.

Furries in denial < Furries

Her horso.

Scaly is a subset of furry.

The user making the chapter was trying to go for a sort of executioner themed Space Wolves successor with a lot of hangman stuff. Poor guy was just too pure to know about dog dicks.

What makes something "furry"?

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if you don't know how degenerate castro caps are, you are one of the lucky ones.

>Part-time furry
>No where NEAR the autism level to ever bring it up to anyone, just a big fan of animal people and increasingly bizzare sexual deviancy
>Always the straight-laced and proper upright type irl
>At a table of staunch and vocal anti-furry types
>Playing a gnoll ranger right under their noses
>Going full-bore along with some tabaxi genocide campaign largely inspired by yiff-in-hell memery
>Loving it because my second biggest fetish is 'IM SAD'
>Likely self-loathing or something too I guess