As a imperial guardsman, are you allowed to marry a sister of battle?

>nothing but trenches filled with deeper trenches
>get a view of the planet from space
>it looks like someone took an ant farm and forcefully molded it into a sphere

She will be impressed when I come to pick her up with my Leman Russ Vanquisher

Ciaphas Cain says technically yes, but SoB are so insanely fanatical that few would even be interested.

Do you think the Commissar would shoot me if I got a couple friends to go scrap the remains of the 50 Russ's and that Baneblade we lost last engagement so we could, ya know, just refortify the current trench we have? Just to spruce it up a bit, ya know. Improve defensive integrity, so we can hold the line.

Ya know, that Canoness is coming down with a detachment of Sisters in a few days to help scour for heresy before they reinforce our line. We want to look good for the inspection, ya know? Great coincidence, heh.

I should clarify, marriage is out of the question, but they aren't celibate.

Maybe the commissar won't, but the Techpriest definitely will

I guess I'll just die a glorious death for the Emperor, then.

Mayyyyybe an ordo Famulous, but even then, you'd have to be a pretty fucking exceptional guardsman promoted to Planetary Governor to have a sister Famulous around.

Is that a 5-meter deep trench in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

>implying the sisters are marrying anyone after the "Brides of the Emperor" incident

>ordo Famulous

The Bene Gesserit Witch must leave.

>Trying to pick up sisters in a Russ

kek

I'll wave to you when I drive off with all the sisters in my hellhound.

Not if you shoot him first. You should go do that right now, in fact. I hear sisters love a man in charge of his own destiny.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Marines aren't celibate. They lose the use of their cocks when they go through the transformation process. Sisters aren't celibate either, they just spend so much time in training and prayers they just don't get the time.

>As a imperial guardsman, are you allowed to marry a sister of battle?
>The only person they can be "bride" to is presumably Big E, like Catholic nuns and Jesus.
Imperium is more like a mix of soviet union and Byzantium with grimderp souce

So I can totaly see a crippeled SoBs being given away as a gifts to some guardsmen by local Imperial Cult rep as a way to boost moral and not waste resources
>she may not have legs guardsman but what's between them is still working

Don't be retarded. not even the imperium is that barbaric. If a soldier is crippled they'll either be retired or given another job in the order that makes use of their skills.

Still a very dangerous proposition. Ordo Famulous are just commissars playing the long game. She will BLAM! you and the rest of your family if it turns out you have anti-imperial tendencies, even if she is your wife.

Fraternization improves morale, morale leads to glorious suicide charges, glorious suicide charges lead to victory.

I would not be surprised if a SoB goes through a boyfriend each campaign and it is considered a boon by the imperium.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Batshit insane murderer is even worse.

Yes, I'm sure the Imperium will find some use for its mangled soldiers.

No one is that stupid. SoBs are a self descriptive title.

>corpse starch

Learn to write properly first you degenerate sick fuck.

>squad of Kriegers
>at ease for a week
They'd probably go insane

>They'd probably go insane
Implying they are sane to start with...

>not even the imperium is that barbaric
Islam does it and it apears to work just fine for them

>If a soldier is crippled they'll either be retired or given another job in the order that makes use of their skills.
but that is perfectly good retirement policy nobel warriors of the Imperium joining together to bring forth another generation of proud Imperials

there are literally no downsides: you can still make you of both of their skills, it improves moral and creates bonds strengthening internal cohesion of the Imperium and on top of that mama SoB will make sure that kids will be properly fanatical

and that will also decrease PTSD rates for both SoB and guardsmen as their shard experience with combat will remove the reintegration factor

I know this is Black Library shit but I seem to remember a short story about the Marines Malevolent that mentioned a security camera recording a canoness making nightly trips into the Comissar's tent.

that took a grim turn very fast. I can picture it like a scene from a semi-realistic-wannabe WWII movie (hard to describe the type I'm referring to, hope it comes through), only there is some grizzled POG NCO instead of a priest.

But they were just praying together

>that took a grim turn very fast.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only amputee nuns porn.

They were just arguing about Heresy.
She wanted to burn his men for not being batshit insane fanatical enough, he was only okay with executing cowards and traitors because otherwise he'd have no fighting force.

>that took a grim turn very fast
not sure why
for SoB that would be just another noble task undertaken in the name of Big E that would make her no longer useless and for a grilled guardsman it obviously would be a great boon and honor

God help me for quoting this, but you can't pick up chicks in a tank.

>grilled
grizzled

before that I was thinking of a scarred or badly burned Sister looking devastated by the fact that she can't serve anymore but with a lot more to give for her beloved Imperium, and who could gradually learn to love her assigned husband.
The picture of the same sister in a wheelchair being given away by an old minister with such little care for her just made it so melancholic.

I should probably play Salamanders.

the imperium isn't islam you twat. and the imperium doesn't waste resources like that. especially military resources.

Technically, that life advice implies a world where your greatest enemy is eventual heart disease, as opposed to green giants, cannibal rapists, weeaboos, or your Nazi-cosplaying boss.
You're probably gonna die in a week anyway, is all I'm saying.

>The picture of the same sister in a wheelchair being given away by an old minister with such little care for her just made it so melancholic.
But still would be
>devastated by the fact that she can't serve anymore but with a lot more to give for her beloved Imperium, and who could gradually learn to love her assigned husband.
Do I fail to see a problem here

>Do
So

>and the imperium doesn't waste resources especially military resources.
that's arguable

but more importantly you fail to point out what resources would be wasted in this scenario

Dying mid coitus because you didn't shout the right prayer and she snaps your neck is also not appealing.

Besides, the second par should go
"If you do, don't pull out until her pupils turn heart-shaped."

>Dying mid coitus because you didn't shout the right prayer and she snaps your neck is also not appealing
Blackman! There is literally no better way to go!

It's the picture of a legless Sister as opposed to one with a "less severe" menomation (arm missing?) that made it so sad in my view. The idea of a warrior standing tall notwhitstanding their wounded bodies and pride strikes me as less sad than them being completely unable to stand Lt. Dan style. You aren't wrong, its probably my own sentimentality.

You mean aquilla shaped. Love for anyone other than the Emperor is heresy.

If you marry her then a Famulous is smart enough to use her looks and speech to get you to follow her footsteps to become a better follower of the Imperial Cult. Like in the bible where it tells married female converts who are married to men who have not converted to remain married to the guy and then become such a good christian wife that it ultimately wins their husband over to Christianity.

The woman isn't going to risk screwing over the efforts of every Famulous in the star system and smashing Ecclesiarchy/Noble relations with her premature betrayal of her own husband and house.

>they don't have sex because they're too busy with their religion but they're not celibate, guys

Dude.

>Besides, the second par should go
>"If you do, don't pull out until her pupils turn heart-shaped."
Honestly I never understood this superstition

I am married to a girl that stalked me for some time
it was creepy at first true but one day I've caught her and chained her to a radiator in my room giving her a minute to explain her behaviour and now couple of years later we are awaiting our third baby

You guys remember that the Imperium, particularly the Ecclesiarchy as one of the richest bodies within the Imperium, has full and ready access to very advanced cybernetics replacement limbs right? If the Church has the money to take these girls, put them through a childhood of education and training, and equip them with much of the same equipment as Space Marines, you really think they don't have the wealth to replace whatever limbs one of their soldiers lost, slap them on their now prosthetic ass, and send them back into glorious battle?

>The idea of a warrior standing tall notwhitstanding their wounded bodies and pride strikes me as less sad than them being completely unable to stand Lt. Dan style. You aren't wrong, its probably my own sentimentality.
my point was that despite the fact that she is being given away as an object no longer useful it is still a chance for her to find a new purpose in life and be happy

You know land mines into miracles and stff

Yes, but what ordo of the Adeptus Sororitas was she?

>you really think they don't have the wealth to replace whatever limbs one of their soldiers lost, slap them on their now prosthetic ass, and send them back into glorious battle?
Its 40k user do it's prolly cheaper to just grab another loli user and train her

>Years of feeding, training, and equipping an individual with the most advanced tech available.
>Cheaper then a pair of prosthetic limbs

You gotta get your dick outta your ear man, it's fucking with your brain.

>what ordo of the Adeptus Sororitas was she
well fair point but I guess you could still follow in my footsteps if you are from Catachan

Let's not forget that MOST of the Imperium is perfectly safe. If it wasn't, then the entirety of the Imperium would fall. If even 10% of the agriworlds had to fend off ork invasions every other week, the entirety of the Imperium would starve. If 1/4 of the forge worlds were beset by legions of chaos twice a year, it would be impossible to keep the Imperial armies supplied. If the hive worlds were constantly plagued by Tyranids the Imperial armies would soon run out of manpower. Those things happen on occasion, but it's far rarer than it would otherwise seem. Those events just get played way up because they're interesting. Can you imagine a story set on an agriworld that isn't being invaded? It would be incredibly boring.

Can I have the one that lost her arms, so I don't have to worry about her boltering my face or breaking my neck when I fail to satisfy her by praising the emperor enough

>You gotta get your dick outta your ear man, it's fucking with your brain.
once again user it's 40k availability of technology does not follow real life logic
besides replacements are being trained all the time its not like you have to start the process from scratch just to replace that one crippled SoB

>Can I have the one that lost her arms,
but what about hand holding

I'd much rather gently wrap my arm around her waist or shoulders while not having to worry about being beheaded.

Well, yes, but we're not talking about an average citizen on an agri-world getting it on with a Sister, we're talking with a Guardsman.
PDFs sometimes get to stand around not fighting xenos; the 'don't stick your dick in crazy' still applies to them.
The Guard don't have that luxury.

>while not having to worry about being beheaded.
Oh! user
>muscular women crushing watermelon with her thighs.webm

She's still biting your neck off you filthy heretic.

>Implying I would let my head get that close to her thighs.
user I... totally would, but I would hope she would realize it's hard to praise emps when you're face is full of muff

40k is grimdark not a bizzaro world. The rich and the prestigious have access to tech that the commoners could never dream of having.

In this case it's the Ecclesiarchy. It is likely THE richest body in the Imperium thanks to the holy tithes they receive. The Sororitas are the military arm of that organization, In what scenario would they not be able to access to tech needed to replace limbs? What sane persons morale would it raise to see one of these holy crusaders, the group that has created the greatest number of living saints, turned into a human fuck doll cause she lost a leg?

>eating her out as you're reciting the many prayers to the Lord of mankind
user you're a genius.

Was there ever any doubt?

The same people that think it's okay to kill off any leftover military forces after a battle with chaos. Except for Cadia because killing everyone and replacing them on a daily basis is bothersome.

your puny attempts would only make her yelling her praises for the Emperor louder and if you are lucky that would quickly become her new favourite way of praying
>let us again praise the Emperor together user I want all the neighbours to hear

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>Wasting a perfectly good SoB with things like sex
As idiotic as the Imperium is they probably figured out that letting your soldiers have buttsex is a more efficient way of bonding and building morality

>the loud and fairly constant prayers makes the many many and growing children memorize them by heart, turning them even more fanatically devoted

They didn't think it was okay though. The actions on Armageddon was the Inquisition taking a highly extreme action in order to curb possible Chaos corruption. It resulted in a massive civil war between the Inquisition and the Space Wolves.

I would of course do my duty to my Sister of Battle waifu and help her sing grand hymns to the emperor of mankind

>Chaos God
>Sane
>Person

Inquisition is always right you filthy heretic.

>perfectly good
She's lacking in limbs.

Sisters can't marry, you dumbfuck waifufag.

You're using words user... what do they mean?

Like pretty much any factions sexuality it's never really discussed.

Understand this: Are not the most common type of Sisters. 40k is a military game and thus we see the Military way more.
Some of the most common are medics, scholars, and other misc stuff.

Do you think a Hospitaller is really all that dick-hating? No, she isn't. She may be called up to random sectors to treat plagues, wounds, etc...but she's available.

Now a battle sister? Sisters are not really a mobile force. They stay on convent worlds and outposts for the most part. The most traveled Sisters are those who support black ships, but most stay in place. This means, potentially, you could have a fairly stable situation with someone in the sisterhood.

There are, however, many sisters who are hardasses. You aren't fucking the vets, mostly just the novices.

That being said, I doubt you'd get anything more than a simple relationship and 'marriage' it not touched on much in 40k.

>implying 99% of the sisters aren't busy being some fat ecclesiarchs fuckmeat

Battle Sisters not the most common type of Sisters*
Oops.

There's basically 2 kinds of Sororitas.

The fighting kind, and the Sisters Hospitaller who tend to the wounded and run battlefield hospitals/casualties stations.

The fighting kind, the Ordo Militant would at best tell you to go away if you hit on her, or at worst cut your cock off and ask if you still had the urge.

The Ordo Hospitaller, would just smile and say their vows and duty prevent it.

Crippled sisters remain within the Ordo. If they were Ordo Militant, they often get transferred to the Hospitaller and function as nurses, doctors, or other clerical staff through the use of cybernetic limbs or more primitive means like wheelchairs.

>implying a guardsman is worthy

stop acting like you're a woman user
SoB are not SM they are cheap to make and most of their value comes not from fleshy parts but from their armor and equipment
when they lose the ability to perform their role tossing them aside in favour for more optimal specimen is the best solution

on top of that they are fertile but age so as opposed to machines built with STC blueprints you have only a small time window to pass their worth onward but to do that you need a male

there is literally no reason not to force them to marry they can still perform other duties and their genes are not wasted

That story with the guardsman and a sister where love blooms is canon as far as I'm concerned.

FEMALE SPACE MARINES WHEN?!??

>I don't know anything about 40k lore, other than smut porn, the post

>muh worthiness
Virgin detected. Confidence and social skills are literally all you need, I've seen ugly (but clean) motherfuckers get with 8s and 9s without much trouble.

Never, because female roidheads aren't sexy.

oi ya gitz why dont we get sistaz

deez humies git funny bitz and what do we git

nothin

kek
in wh40k lore marriage and non-deviant sexuality is usually glossed over to avoid nerdrage

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This is in reference to an arranged marriage, and it is a HUGE status thing. If a guardsman has enough charisma to seduce a bolter chick more power to him.

>8s and 9s without much trouble
I'd venture to guess your taste in women is poor.