Teehee Maccaroni is the bane of my fucking existence

Teehee Maccaroni is the bane of my fucking existence.

Every fucking campaign that my GM runs inevitably at some point involves running into an NPC named "Teehee Maccaroni," who the GM affectionately describes as "an epic level sorcerer who's also a retarded nudist gnome."

Teehee Maccaroni wander the countryside with a unique Rod of Wonders powered by "retard magic" shoved up his anus, and he casts the Rod of Wonders by diddling his penis. He says nothing but his own name in different inflections and the phrase "I like-a the goodberry, gimme gimme the goodberry." The GM thinks it's hilarious to have this character show up during the middle of encounters we're struggling at and start jerking off magic everywhere.

But the worst part is his chant. He wanders around chanting his name, so when he's about to show up the GM will start low;
>Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
>Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
And then get louder and louder until he's fucking shouting
>TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!
>TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!

And the table loves it! The other guys I play with think this is the best shit! Teehee Maccaroni has been our table's de-facto inside joke, our signature "running gag" for six years now. When that chant starts up, everyone else joins in like a ritual; the whole table is expected to start chanting "TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI" by the end, and every fucking time I refuse because this is some embarrassing circa-2002 Penguin of Doom shit, it's always the same thing; "There goes user again! No fun allowed around user! user's just a big grouch who's getting angry because we're making him touch Teehee Maccaroni's penis again! Why won't you just let us have fun with this character, he's just here for dumb fun, you stick-in-the mud!"

These motherfuckers are all over 25 years old.

Teehee Maccaroni is going to be the death of me.

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Well, it was bait, but at least it was bait that was funny to read. Here is your (you).

This isn't bait you asshole, this is a cry for help. This is a man breaking after having this shit show up once roughly ever six months for six fucking years and being expected to treat it like some hilarious in-joke

This is my personal hell, user, because I've been a bad person all my life, and god sent Teehee Maccaroni to hang over the one thing that brings me happiness as punishment.

Kill them all, you know what the last thing they hear should be.

Kill the dm.

>Teehee Maccaroni is the bane of my fucking existence.

Every fucking campaign that my GM runs inevitably at some point involves running into an NPC named "Teehee Maccaroni," who the GM affectionately describes as "an epic level sorcerer who's also a retarded nudist gnome."

Teehee Maccaroni wander the countryside with a unique Rod of Wonders powered by "retard magic" shoved up his anus, and he casts the Rod of Wonders by diddling his penis. He says nothing but his own name in different inflections and the phrase "I like-a the goodberry, gimme gimme the goodberry." The GM thinks it's hilarious to have this character show up during the middle of encounters we're struggling at and start jerking off magic everywhere.

But the worst part is his chant. He wanders around chanting his name, so when he's about to show up the GM will start low;
>Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
>Tee-hee-hee, Maccaroni Maccaroni
And then get louder and louder until he's fucking shouting
>TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!
>TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI!

And the table loves it! The other guys I play with think this is the best shit! Teehee Maccaroni has been our table's de-facto inside joke, our signature "running gag" for six years now. When that chant starts up, everyone else joins in like a ritual; the whole table is expected to start chanting "TEE HEE HEE, MACCARONI MACCARONI" by the end, and every fucking time I refuse because this is some embarrassing circa-2002 Penguin of Doom shit, it's always the same thing; "There goes user again! No fun allowed around user! user's just a big grouch who's getting angry because we're making him touch Teehee Maccaroni's penis again! Why won't you just let us have fun with this character, he's just here for dumb fun, you stick-in-the mud!"

These motherfuckers are all over 25 years old.

Teehee Maccaroni is going to be the death of me.
This doesn't sound as bad as you are making it out to be and for pasta that's a pretty rare flavor

Maybe it's time to find a new group?

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

Unless my math is wrong, your party was somewhere around 19 years old when this running gag was created.

Everything coming to your life when you're 19 is brighter and more awesome than anything in your mid-twenties, and you will want to preserve it and bring it up as much as possible even though it turns out to be some pretty terrible shit in greater context.

I should know. The first complete campaign that was ever run to me, when I was so young myself, still haunts me to this day. Had we made complete logs of them, I would surely realize what a retarded game it actually was, but we didn't, and so my memories remain unstained to this day.

You are one of the rare few to break out of this curse, user. Cherish it. Find a new group.

It's either bait, or you're the dumbest shit that ever gamed. If your game is making you miserable, you don't keep playing it for six fucking years. You call the DM an idiot, call the other players idiots, and you find a group which isn't made up of giggling twelve year olds.

The fact that you haven't done this either means this is a standard "my awful group is being awful, wat do" thread, or you need far more help than Veeky Forums can offer.