You're at the chapel when this guy slaps your girlfriends ass with a Crozius Arcanum - What do you do?

You're at the chapel when this guy slaps your girlfriends ass with a Crozius Arcanum - What do you do?

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Take her to the hospital and pray that she lives she's probably only t3

Go find a new girlfriend since my old one was turned into a fine red mist.

Bow down and pray to the Immortal God Emperor/ the Great Four of the Primordial Truth

To be fair even if he was the pussiest of the bunch he's still a primarch so i'd go buy her a coffin or something.

Get a new girlfriend, as her guts are now smeared across the chapel wall.

well this

You're the chosen one, honey !!

Tell him that the truth is out there.

mourn her death

Tell him the Emperor's not a god

"Oooh, he so bad!"

Wonder who put me in a shitty setting.

Cry because I finally had a girlfriend and lost her.

Dude, we 8th edition now, Instant Death is no longer a thing

She still only has one wound.

What girlfriend?

Slap his soul with the avatar of Khaine

> That filename

Low quality bait my dude.

>thrown
Classic heretics.

>Slap his soul with the avatar of Khaine
As in, bludgeon him into paste using the Avatar of Khaine as a club?

i want to see an M&M story where they look the armor of the chaos marines they kill

Can't take credit for it myself, I chalk it up to the chaos gods of the internet Meaning whatever Warp-blessed editor wrote the article for "Chaos Space Marines" on 1d4chan - 1d4chan.org/wiki/Chaos_Space_Marines
>This filenames mine though.

Oh those murder monks!

show my rosette to the bastard and then exterminates the bastard

Hide your thread, dumb 40K shitposter.

Are you sure that's a guy?

Make his entire legion bend a knee to me by slightly raising my voice at them.

If your girlfriend is faithful the emperor may save her on a 6+. Is your girlfriend faithful?

Tackle him and activate my suicide vest.
HYDRA DOMINATUS