Which is the best shortstack race? is it gnomes or gobbos or some other shit?

which is the best shortstack race? is it gnomes or gobbos or some other shit?

Goblins a cute

Cuuuuute

Gnomes but mostly cause I'm partial to blowjobs and they've got big heads.

Human college girls.

but... gobbos can do that too....

literally kys

...

>6

>sighs and uzips

Incase why do you do this to me?

Incase is actual, factual cancer.

No one else draws fantasy ears half as well as he does.

Goblins: Most sexually casual race, and usually interested enough in a strong, protective mate that they'd be happy to "marry up" to a human boyfriend. Downside is that they tend to be either bad reputationed, crazy or ugly.

Gnomes: Socially acceptable and casually inventive enough that they probably would be happy to give the human loving a shot. Downside is that they can be nerdy and/or crazy.

Halflings: Sweet-hearted, loyal, comfortable little shortstack waifus. Except where they're either lolis, too prim and proper to try something so "deviant" as interspecies lovemaking, or both.

Dwarves: Tend to be too prim & proper to date outside their species. If willing, tend to be tough, lusty, fun-loving and hard-playing ladette types.

Kobolds: As goblins, but smarter and less crazy. Drawback is that they're scalies.

Human women.

Shortstack is trash and you're trash if you like it.

False: I am Trash, while most everyone here is not.

It'd be great if somebody else drew the faces. Incase's faces are objectively disgusting.

YMMV

kill youreslf. incase is the best.

I would have to disagree, short stack is fine if the proportions aren't completely and utterly whacked, like 3' foot goblins with J cups.

Kobold is best !

only if its the kind of kobold that has tits and a pussy, none of that cloacha shit

Fairies, but gnomes do when they aren't avalible. Except for Pathfinder gnomes, those look like troll dolls and are ugly.

I will not die to justify your shit taste.

is the "i hate shadman" meme becoming the "i hate incase meme" now?
you people are the fucking worst.

Dragons obviously OP.
You posted proof.

Pictured: (You)

>disliking shadman
>a meme
If you aren't an edgy 13 year old with shit taste you should dislike shadman

i like shadman, he pnaders to all my great taste feishes, dickgirls, horsecocks, lolis, and grungy dirty whores are all great

So you are indeed an edgy 13 year old with shitty taste. Thank you for confirming.

>hes some kind of faggot that does't like futa loli traps getting assraped by a horsecock
pssh, normie.

What's so bad about a cloaca.

Incase draws sausage lips that always stick out in that particular "I have nothing worthwhile to say" look and the mouths are set closer to the bottom of the chin than to the nose. That's not to mention the sharpie eyebrows and the jacked up facial structures. If you think it's sexy then you go on fapping but personally it makes me instantly flaccid.

you can't shove your cock into it
not really, its not made for that. and its an all in one shit and piss hole.

>someone can hate this

>taken to the cringy sexual level

I'm in the wrong thread again, aren't I ?

Reminder that Chromonormu is not a gnome and citing her as an example of sexy gnomes is like saying elves are hot because of Alexstrasza and humans are hot because of Onyxia.
Actual gnomes are less attractive than any gobbo, imp or leprechon girl.

yes, get out normie.

>Gnomes.
>Gobbos.
>Not Imps.
You know the truth Veeky Forums.

>halflings
>no pipeweed smoking or ale drinking

>dwarves
>no drinking

>kobolds
>not making traps to defend the house

>goblins
>not being weak to dancing music

Not even a fucking contest.

english plz

The hell do you need english for here

cuz i don't know which one is being talked about in that damn chart

oboj it's /r9k/ division again

Hey I came to post draphs.

Hey man, the chart just shows their heights and cupsizes, you really dont need anything else.

names are nice, so is race

>Kobolds: As goblins, but smarter and less crazy. Drawback is that they're scalies.

Kodolds are reptilian.
That means they're cold-blooded.
That means they crave heat.
That means that having a hot mammalian dick fill them full of hot mammalian man-sauce is probably one of the greatest sensations they'd ever experience. A big shot of proteiny warmth right to their center body mass.

Plus, they have a cloaca, so there'd be no arguments over whether anal was on the cards.

Plus, their men are one hit-die trash that you can slaughter with impunity if they forget their place while you rail the fuck out of their women.

Oh yeah baby, try forming an eggshell when you're full of eight inches of human dick.

Kobolds are best shortstack lovers.

Thats easy enough to resolve, friend. The race is called draph, and you can enter "doraf" in a booru to find more art of them, which should result in finding out the names too.

>MC is shorter than three of the girls
168cm is tiny, man

To be fair, he is a teenager, but yeah, its japanese sense of height at work as usual.

lamia are nice too

too much work and its not my taste of soft core porn

Then I'm sorry, I dont quite understand what you needed their names for.

there are many things in life you will never understand

and because i could raise a point of it