Galactic Federation

I mean,it's usually civil.
Nope.Not yet.

I'm alright.

Yeah it's a civil place where we got invaded and boarded by Gaunts and Wastes abominations and the Ploraxian Emperor started a duel for shits and giggles. I would say this place couldn't get more civilized perhaps we should detonate a nuclear warhead on level three to increase our level of civilization.
That's right we still haven't gotten to the party yet. Ask Carter if he can speed this thing up.

I can't.You'd have to ask Inkito.
That's good.

I'm gonna take you up on the removal of my caste hormones.

Oh.Really?Okay.

Why?

I'm not sure.
Might just be becuase it's new.
Hopefully it doesn't kill me.

What have I missed?

the hive is here, how may this one assist you blunts and ambassadors?

Excellent. We are on our way towards the party, which we were invited to by the Psionic Party.
Oh. You. You kind of owe the Ploraxians 10,000,000 SFC after destroying priceless paintings and artifacts during the reconciliation. dinner.

I believe ASMODEUS is still asleep, and we are about a few hours from the station. Its above the Nova Ploraxia Habitat.

"what?"
>the speaker scratches his head.
what dinner? what paintings?

and your vox is broken please identify

I am representative Inkito. We are travelling at warp speeds towards the system where the Psionic Party is holding a celebration, with ambassador Carter, Herr Ambassador Karl Schimmel, ASMODEUS, and Prethoryn 12.

Do you not remember. The reconciliation dinner? Where you threw a blade onto a priceless. 1,000 year old painting. And destroyed nearly 10,000,000 SFC worth of property? Yes, we need an apology. Thankfully, Emperor Kinrotos XVII still wishes to reconcile.

the hive was not invited. but any who this dinner?

I only remember duelling the ambassador of that empire. after that the hive tried hitting carter, then that impudent space druggie. other than that this one have not damaged anything

Some of us are currently on board a transport ship,to some kind of function or party.

Any news?
Okay.So,all I need you to do is send me a sample of your flesh,preferably one with a high hormone count.Then I'll use that to make a custom cure.
Understood.
Well,you guys can work that out.

That's plenty boring if you ask me, why are we supposed to attend again?

greetings predator.
how goes the hunt?

Yeah, well. Karl is doing something, I'm here in the galley cooking, and you are on the vox. And ASMODEUS is asleep. I think 12 is practicing juggling, I don't know.
It is for the Psionic Party, of Ploraxia. For supporting Psionic Rights in various countries. I have Karl, 12, Carter, and Asmodeus

the hive will attempt to fix what has been broken

Mhh, in the Union we are pretty open to the use of psionic powers. Whoever can crack a bulkhead open with her mind instead of having to waste plasma cutter charges is a valid asset. It helps that a psionic race makes up more than half of the fleet.

Alright.
I suppose I could do without a couple pieces.

Well... I'm on vox. I am on a ship currently, heading there. I think you are a bit late
>He changes the mode to secure communication
I am slightly afraid. Will you keep a corvette on standby to rescue us, if anything goes wrong.

Oh? You don't even extend the invitation, and expect me to bail you out?
Luckily, I've already taken some measures... you can thank us later. Save something from the buffet, would you?

>He chuckles
Of course, my friend. The invite was only extended to us. My apologies, but, I will accept your request.

Eh.Just a small tissue sample,nothing major.
I don't know.Inkito said I was invited.
Good,I guess.

How's yours?I don't really hunt much.

A party? For what

Just don't fret if you see someone follow you- if they have four ears, I sent them.
Have fun with it. Are you still in the mood of prying on the rest of my fleet?

Alright, then. I have made something to eat, for the time being. It is a traditional ploraxian dish, a broth with some minced meat, and various herbs and spices. Try it!

The rest of your fleet?You mean asking Kalankhri her history?
Don't really know.If they try taking samples I'll shoot them.

Sure.Not like it'll poison me.
>Carter takes a bowl.

Looks good.I'll just go in the back to enjoy this while reading.

Oh alright.

I have been told you didn't stop asking, yes.
I could use some details on what's happening anyway- who are you afraid of?

Seems innocent enough to me.

Yeah.I want to find out what it is.Sounds interesting.
Just send it to my Serenity mailbox.
Perhaps,but I'm keeping my guard up.

Is it the Plaxorian party?

Alright. So, carter. Did you pack any weapons just in case of any trouble. I packed three, they all are in the case there.

How much do you know about the Mahkravi anyway? Have you even ever seen one without those snazzy armors one?

Ī̽̍̂ ͨ̃aͭ̾͛͌m̉ͦ͊̃̋ ̿̔̓ͮͦ̂ả͌ ͯ̓w͒̂̿̋̾eͯͬͤͮ̌a͊͛ͩ̉p̔̀̒ͭ̄ȯ͆͗͆̚n͊̑̆

Well, I see. Anyways, we are out of warp now! We are being directed towards landing pad 12.

Yeah.
I have my handcannon on me,and I have built in weaponry.Trust me,if anything goes down,we'll cut through and get back to the shuttle.
No.In fact,I know little about them.Just that they hate humans,are psionic,and have a connection to genetic engineering.

Hold on, I'm sending you something... They look a bit like a paleogoldfish from Earth, if you ask me. That third eye is a bit freakish... anyway, you can work your way from here.

Well if everyone is somewhere else partying I might just raid the cafeteria.

Seems like a regular alien.I don't see why they won't tell of their history.
Wait....

Were you the one who ate all the bacon last time?

Work it out, I said. I'm afraid I've already said too much. Sending alien nudes is a taboo big enough already, isn't it?

Ȋ̈́ͧs͋ ̒ͤ̇ĭ̋ͦͫ̈́t̒ͦ͆̉̔̋ ͤ͊͋ͣ͛͛ͩ̊p͐͛ͬ̏̽̓̇̍a̋ͪ̓̆r͊ͦ̍̍̈́̏̚tͫ͋̊́ͪ̌y̽̒ͦ̽̏̃̑ ̐͛̄͑t̐̃ͬ̑͆ͧ̉iͯ̈ͦ̃̉̎̏m͐͛e͒ ̒̍͋̄ͬ̃̃ͧn͆̎̍̄͋͋͌̚oͮ̋̆w̋̈́̆ͮ?̀ͮ̍̏
̉͌̉̿͐̈wͫ͛̾̃ͤ̾ͩ̇e͗ͣ͂ͮͭ ̀ͯͤ̇͑ͩaͦ̊̉r̿ͭͣe͋ͮͣ͒ͦ ͤ̿͑̿ä̉͑͑ͦc̄̌ͪͮ̿̈ͪt͛̀̇ͭ̋̉̐uͯ͛̽a͛l͆ͪ̈lͫ͊̄̈̓̔y̿ͣ ͪ̈̐ͣ̓ͩ̂q̒̀̿ͫu͒͆̾ͩ͒ͦͩ̆͛i̋ͦͮ̉̌͒t͑ͫ͊ͧͦͮȅͦ̋ͤ̑ ̓̂̎̽̓t́̓̈́͒̄̾͌̇ͭh͊̓̊e͂̍ͪͯ̉̿ ͪ̓́̌ͭ͆̈́ͫ̂g̊ͭ̓̾̊ú͛̚iͤ̂̈ͧ̚tͮ̍̒̒̀͗aͮ͗ͣ̓͋͐͒r͗̒͗̓̇ͪ ͋̀̾ͬ͂ͨp̿̏ͪͪͭ̄ͣ̓l͊͂ͭ́ͦͤa̍ͯy̌ͫe͛ͮr͒̏̔̆̐̆̈ͮ
ͦ̆̿

Okay,I guess.I'll either just ask Kalankhri,or later go to their homeworld and find out myself.

Really?Huh.How do you play?

v̍̓ͮ͋̑ͮ̑eͨ̈̓̊̎r̄̇yͧ͂ͨ͆ ̇͛̾̌c͐͂̆̒͒ͧͤa̔ͦͣ̈͗r̍ͣ̉̾ͣ̌̄̆ͮeͩ̊̒f̄̑̆͒̓ͨͬ̓u̓̍͐̓̿l̄lͨ̓ͦ̓̽͂̉ͣ̍y̔ͬͫ́̈́ͮ ̃͐̒̋ͣ̇̚

No, but I'm about to pillage all the fruits and tea.

But we are much better at the trombone
check this out
youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses

Oh.Well,that's fine,I guess.
Um,okay.Never would have guessed you knew the trombone and guitar.

W̓̂̈́́e͑ͣ̂ ̐̌́̍hͣā̒ve͌̊ͯ̇͂ ̐ͮ̆ͫs͋̔o m̂̾̐ͦ̚ucͩ͛̇͛h̑ f̄re͒͆̾̔̏̎e̽ͦ͐ͦ̒ t̋ͤ̚iͨ̈͆̓̏ͪm̄ë ͌ͫ̇̈ͮyoͮͩ̐̽̏̆̽u̍̎̒̎ͪͮ̓ h̊a̐̒v͆͊eͪ n̋͐ͩ̽o̚ ̀ĩd̑́ͪͩͣ̍ͭe̋̋ͭ̊̎̾̚ã͑

Lucky you.I am usually in these meetings,or doing things in the Wastes.

Ploraxia we fight nao da? Is boring staring at yor motionless fleet. Maybe we attack planet instead to get attention!!

How's the party so far Ambassadors? I was just making sure we had a ummm...speedy exit you could say in case of trouble. What have I missed?

>An odd popping sound is heard as Asmodeus walks into the chamber, looking kinda groggy
>"Hey there Federation. What's going on?

Nothing much.We're nearly there.

Occ is this on the station

Ooc
Most people are on station Serenity,but me,Karl,Prethoryn,Inkito,and ASMODEUS are on a different ship.

Ooc grand was just wondering. Also I was considering weighing more about the Great War on Yss, how does that sound?

>"Oh, ok then. hopefully nothing happens before we get there then."
>The boy closes his eyes, humming a small tune as he does so.

Ooc
Sure,go right ahead.Personally,I think one can always add to their things.Not "save my life" stuff,like adding in that your people are invincible,but adding more details like locations and beliefs is a great thing.

When I did mine,I just started with basic ideas on the Wastes' nature and its inhabitants,amd now I want to add history and language and other things.

Go crazy,dude.As long as it works,I'm all for it.

Yeah.

I'm gonna take a nap,though.That Ploraxian food was rather good.Wake me when we're there.

>Carter leans back,and begins to lightly sleep,staying alert regardless.

Ooc
Yeah I'm gonna take off for a while and write up some stuff for it. I'll prob be back later dudes.

Ooc who is still left in the thread?

Ooc I'm still lurking atm but I'm not at the party thing

An image of a Horde ship. I need some more but i want to make sure they look haphazard and poorly built to account for the numerical advantage they always need to have

Ooc same here too. Just trying to think up some more lore before work and waiting for the Ploraxian dude to start the party.

Im Here

wait,what party there's a party

Well Im off to raid the cafeteria for da bacon if everyone is somewhere else

Ooc
I'm lurking as well.I'll be back in about an hour.

FOR ANTS

Bump

the bacon suppiles have been looted,anything i missed

bump

Baron how big of a Beacon would you need to move the fortress that we've found? And the treasure we've found there is massively improving our shipbuilding capacity.
On break so can't post for long

Well, the one inside is sufficient for it. It just needs some maintenance to put it back into shape. Many of the Avarians were upset that the fortress was damaged by the squatters.

Well,some of us are going to a party.

And why must you eat all the bacon?
Maybe an avarian is needed to steer it?

because bacon is better than the refried sadness that you call food

Perhaps, the pirates could only make random jumps with it, hence the patchwork destruction across the systems.

Not that you can't eat it,but all of it?

yes

Aw.I kinda wanted some for breakfast.

before sleep bump

Well have any of the revived Avarians been transported there yet? Perhaps there might be a pilot among them or some specialists who can help repair it.

How are you all Ambassadors? I have returned once again this time hopefully for good.

Ooc who do we have to add to this?

Late night bump I'll try to keep the thread alive

My last bump. Hopefully you fuckers can keep it alive till morning. Good night all