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im keeping that

fuck-i-hate-summoners.webm

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>no attack helicopter
Would not play

Pft, amateur: yaygender.net/

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>Samus from Metroid sans Prime
What? Is there something I'm missing, was Samus secretly a whiny bitch in prime?

Maybe they meant Other M.

>parasite Eve
>is he talking about Aya or Eve?
>Even has a black present single father trying to raise his kid

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>Eve

What? The only protagonist in both Parasite Eve games was Aya.

There was only two games

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>I wish there was more of a thing I liked
>REEEEE FEEL THE POWER OF MY PREPARED ARGUMENT AGAINST SOMETHING YOU MIGHT BELIEVE THAT DOESN'T REALLY FIT WITH WHAT YOU SAID AT ALL! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DEFEND THE OPINIONS YOU MIGHT HAVE AGAINST MY 28 POINT LIST OF EXAMPLES!
>I am retarded and you are right.

Why is everyone writing about video games on the internet so fucking shite?

>I AM SILLY

It's how strawmen work I guess

Look everyone, I posted it again

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How many RPGs are there where a party member is introduced by kicking asses?

>that comic
Whoever drew that has clearly never seen a women's bathroom, I can safely assure you that.

Restroom, I meant restroom not bathroom. My bad.

File Name is accurate.

IT WORKS! IT WORKS!

These need to be reversed.

>Laura Croft
Fucks' sake...

In Veeky Forums parlance, that would be called "DMPC hogging the spotlight"

Well shit, now I understand the strange filename.

you called, and why doesn't the mens bathroom have a mirror.

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YES I FUCKING AM, UNLESS IT'S MESOAMERICA POTATOES HAVE NO PLACE IN EUROPE!

Were I to run a medieval game in southern or eastern Europe, players being Moors, Jews, Copts, Turks, Silk-Road Traders, etc, that's acceptable.

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Also maize.

Tomatoes too.

Other M was Sakamoto's fapfic (i don't give a shit if he came up with the character and the games), and seven years later shudders of rage still run down my spine when I think of that atrocity.

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It would probably be some sort of knowledge test to be fair.

Yeah, plenty of black people in medieval europe, plays and stories about them, political points in history centered around them... but no potatoes.

god these are hilarious

I got úpset about potatoes being in Asterix when I was nine.
Checkmate, atheists.

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You can see "Pine Oil" written on the turquoise bottles

The first signs of autism can manifest in the womb, user. You're not exactly special for that.

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What about that famous play, Othello the Potato of Venice?

>Mfw thinking of the authorization system
Holy FUCK that was retarded

Don't the Japanese also have trouble with her Bounty Hunter career? So she doesn't do anything because they think it's not heroic.

"oh no i'm dying of poison because i didn't turn on my FUCKING air filters, please daddy tell me i am allowed to breathe uwu"

Well...

It wouldn't be amiss in a purely fetish game. But not Metroid.

>not upset about potatoes
>not upset about historical accuracy of armor
>not upset about gunpowder
>not upset about ship design
>not upset about windmills
Just who the hell does she think we are?!

First time I ever heard anything along these lines.

.......What The Fuck?

Just watch it. Right now.
youtube.com/watch?v=WqPT9hyPANs

It would be strange if it was true, Japan has produced a number of bounty hunter heroes in the past.

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this shit is hypnotising
Source, please.

well hello my new recurring nightmare

Rhinos. RHIIIIINOOOOOOOOS!
OUR ENEMIES ARE HIDING IN METAL BOXES, THE COWARDS, THE FOOOLS!!!
We (uehhh)... We should take awaay. the metal. boxes.

youtube.com/watch?v=JKgEsuEBhqI

Ah, m.uk.ign.com/articles/2009/08/29/a-space-bounty-hunter-in-texas?page=8

This is where I heard it: "And then over the period of days we came to understand that their definition of a bounty hunter is not a bounty hunter. It is not someone who brings in bad guys for money. That concept was completely outside of their definition," says Walker. Nintendo told Retro that Samus does not actually take bounties for those she hunts."

I felt I was being explicit that a subsaharan african character in a european medieval fantasy would be inappropriate, but Jews, Copts, Moors, Turks, etc would be moreso.

Equally, I'd not allow a viking if I was setting the game in Mali or Ethiopia.

I love how downright stupid that game is. The voice acting is a joy.

based tanuki

>This is where I heard it: "And then over the period of days we came to understand that their definition of a bounty hunter is not a bounty hunter. It is not someone who brings in bad guys for money. That concept was completely outside of their definition," says Walker. Nintendo told Retro that Samus does not actually take bounties for those she hunts."
Huh, seems rather odd.
I mean, we know she still works as a freelancer so the federation does pay her, right? Just not for taking out individual targets.

That being said, I can totally see the whole bounty hunter thing originating from a translator. What with Star Wars and all.

I recognize that game HUD.

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Where can I get one of these?

is it that one white cap?

Fabuloso is a cleaner. Welch's is clearly a juice drink.

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Of course, given how they describe Samus dealing with a hostage situation, I imagine things may be different in a post Other M world.

Shouldn't that be investigation then

>spout off like a retard about shit you don't know about
>get corrected
>"w-well you're all just autists how dare you know more things than I do!"
>won't just learn
>instead has to get butthurt
>so butthurt that they have to build a giant strawman just to assume the moral high ground
>even though they don't have it
>could've just learned

Next time just fucking learn something first.

They even dropped an exhentai reference in te full presentation.

I'm in love.

In parallel universe where Oscar Wilde wasn't raging faggot and Gray's first name was Dorothy.

Unless you're inspecting the contents of the bottles, no.

It should be a Lore of some kind.

Is that from Oddman?