>The owner of your local game store offers to let you move in. You'll be able to sleep in the store overnight and you'll be given access to the employee washroom. You'll also be given half a shelf in the refrigerator and a large cardboard box in the backroom for storage.
>No rent will be asked of you. All of this for a few trivial favours.
Benjamin Brown
Fuck no
John Garcia
I mean if it's this or living on the streets then sure
Dominic Morris
>trivial
I'm not blowing you dude.
Ayden Nguyen
Look man do you want a place to sleep or not.
Asher Smith
I can find a place to sleep that doesn't require payment in blowing dudes.
Carter Young
Yeah, that doesn't seem sketchy at all.
Charles Price
In this town? Not likely. You'll be back. And when you do, the price just doubled to anal as well. Deal with it
Isaac Brooks
Don't look a gift-horse in the mouth.
Chase James
I'm more worried about the gift horse looking into my mouth
William Morgan
> more than the gift horse ramming it's dick into your mouth?
Luke Martin
It's a gift!
Ethan James
Terms and conditions before any contracts are signed. Everyone who makes a contract knows the devil's in the details and Satan wants to trick you SO BAD. come on we play nerd games with devils in, we know better than to just agree to a thing like that. If it is a good deal I take it.
Julian Rivera
They want me to dress like a gimp and scare away intruders don't they?
Julian Rodriguez
> contract is over 10 pages long > assuming the fucking idiots who infest this board, 90% of whom can't even be asked to read the rules for their FAV games/systems, would actually read the whole thing Hope they like the taste of FLGS chode
Jaxson Turner
Bah, you bunch of homophobes. Sucking dick and taking it in the ass ain't no big deal.
Mason Edwards
I know this wouldn't be a problem for 99% of the people on this board, but I'd really like a place to take showers.
Connor Mitchell
Just shower in the sink like the night people.
Easton Cook
sinks are for pissing not for showering user
Benjamin Cooper
For some people on here it would sound like a paradise on Earth to be able to live for so cheap right next to the hobbies you adore and engulf yourself into.
For the rest of us "normies" who have regular 9-to-5 jobs and support ourselves and/or a family, it sounds like it would be Hell in spite of the free rent.
Kayden Campbell
>get to suck horse dick and get a free room out of it
I'm in
Hudson Reed
I want /mlp/ to leave.
Hudson Ross
Considering how ridiculously sweet the locale is at my LGS, I'd do this. Assuming I got to use some storage space for a computer space and access to their wifi. Hell, even if I couldn't the store has its own sofa area with a projector for streaming in-store matches or magic events that I could use after closing hours.
Jayden Adams
You wouldn't do it just for the novelty?
Sebastian Torres
>not showering at the gym and pool are you planning on spending ALL your saved funds on plastic tanks?
Noah Phillips
Protip for the homeless: Use your buskered money to get a membership to 24hr gym membership. Provides showers, lockers, power outlets, and downtime activities.
If your personal effects all fit in a locker, the only things it won't provide are food and a bed.
Jace James
Then those fuckers deserve what they get. Swhy I read EVERY WORD of a terms and conditions of I "gotta" agree to it.
Probably also why I play LE a lot
Ian Garcia
This makes me feel weird. Uncomfortable, alarmed, empathetic, and... Well, mildly aroused.
Charles Campbell
Free rent AND Free sex, count me in. Do I get to be an employee too?
Leo Hughes
It's not novel when you're doing it three times a week.
Kayden Russell
Hmm, I think I'll take it.
Grayson Campbell
>No rent will be asked of you.
Alright, pull out your dick. I'm ready to suck it now.
Kevin Hall
Look man, I really don't have the highest self esteem... so I'll suck your cock and do what ever you want. I'll sign the contract and move in as soon as possible.