Folks, A friend of wanted me GM to get his gf into roleplaying, and one of the first things out of his mouth was:

Challenge him to a bareskin wrestling fuckmatch where you compete to fuck each other in the ass. This can either be done to relieve stress in both of you or to compete to see who's the better mate for his GF.

His GF will also be fucking another potential female mate so they both have a strong female scent to attract the strongest male.

Once you've established a Pecking(pecker?) Order, display your sexual prowess to the females and see who decides is the better mate.

This is what Bonobos do in the wild, and right now it seems to be a lot smarter than what you're doing BY NOT GROWING A PAIR AND SPEAKING YOUR MIND TO YOUR PEERS AND FRIENDS.

Seriously, if you want to stay the bottom bonobo with the inferior/no mate that's fine. As for the rest of us we're gonna fuck is some boipussy and prove we deserve to get our dicks wet.

>A friend of wanted me GM to get his gf into roleplaying,
what

Why would you start with DnD when it comes to pen and paper rpgs

Theres tons of easier systems out there

Run what he wants but fuck with him on every step. You have to constantly undermine his authority, call him out on every stupid bullshit and turn his every decision against him.
>have full plate of ham in your kitchen, make sure that you put in in a place where everyone will see it
>before the session begins, call everyone into the kitchen to help you make the tea or soem shit
>wait
>throw half of the ham into garage bin
>call him to the kitchen(pretend that it's some rpg bussines)
>after you are done talking, leave first
>wait
>go into the kitchen
>come out with half-emplty plate of ham
>", if you were hungry you should have just tell us!"
>make burping noises every time before you address him during the session

>wasting perfectly good ham
Not OP but thats not okay

Ham sucks though

Ur a fuckin faggot dont fuckin shittalk ham u mouthbreather

FUCK. OFF. God, you're worse than the Numenera Shitposter AND the 3.5-hate Shitposters. I mean, why? Just Fucking why? Are you comfortable with being like this? Do you enjoy this? Why? Please, help me understand this illness of the mind so that I may know what to look for when I clear out the dregs of humanity. If you do that, your existence may have been of some worth.

>go dumpster diving to your local wallmart, get some rotten ham from their garbage bins
>have the guy sit right next to you at the table
>after "the ham incident", make a gagging noise every time when he speaks to you, pretend that his breath smells like a rotten meat

Wayne is a good dude and offers good advice. As a female I would be incredibly aroused by such a manly display and would be begging to take you deep inside of my moist willing body.

>being an autismo in public
No thanks

Thank you but I've already got a Trap and a GF that enjoys sexually torturing the Trap. We're about full up on our sexual dynamics as-is.

XDDDD

I understand, a man like you would obviously have women and fembois to service him already. Just know that if you ever want a 10/10 Asian girl who loves to give blowjobs that I will save myself for you from this day forward.

pics or didnt happen

Sorry, only Wayne gets to see my oiled up dripping wet body.

>There sure are a lot of girlfriends cheating on their boyfriends in your game user haha is d&d slways like this?

Shoulda gone Irish-redhead. Asians are... enjoyable in small doses. American-Asians have the WORST Porn voices. Even worse than Japanese pornos if you can imagine that.

It's not cheating if it's Bonobo sexual dynamics.

This is what it means to be a cuck. Have someone fuck a girl while you have to deal with the shit he don't want to. It's not like you're gonna say no to be his bitch's bitch.

Why so cliche when user can just flat out say that his firend asked him to GM D&D because his GF is too retarded to get into any other system?

Nah, I've met Cucks. They're actually depraved enough and/or confident enough to go out and find themselves a girl they'll never get to fuck. At least the Cuck is getting what they want and actually bothered to ask for it. This guy can't even do that.

>To confusing to learn another system so dont run anything other then d&d
i swear to fuck she better have d&d mastered down to the god dam amount of pounds of food a horse has to eat every day or else she has no excuse
you should run d&d for her and if at any point she says "oh what does that do" or "so how do i do that" just walk out of the room

I'd tell them to fuck off. If I'm the GM, that means I choose the game. Don't like it, GM yourself.

He namefags for no reason, and is therefore not worth listening by default. Fuck off to reddit.

He is the savior of this board, and a good man.

>A friend of wanted me GM to get his gf into roleplaying
> Implying they aren't swingers and he wanted to to fuck her dressed as an elf paladin

If this dude is really your friend, have a chat with him about it, but more importantly talk to them both.

Try to find out what kind of game they both want to play, if you all are serious about showing her how fun gaming can be then you should at least ask her.

If it really is fantasy, tell them that you aren't really comfortable running D&D and suggest some alternatives, if they continue to say no just say sorry, you aren't really interested but you wish them both the best.

Ya know, like a normie or some shit.

You seem to be lost. Reddit is that way ->

The thing is how does her boyfriend know she likes DnD

Is he retarded and thinks DnD is a beginner system?

Does he only know DnD?
Why does he think he's above the GM in the pecking order?

Tell him to sit the fuck down and talk about it yo

I don't namefag for no reason. I just change the reason every time. Right now the reason is that I'm too lazy to delete it from the name field.

Time to wear a skirt and let your friend fuck your faggot ass at the same time as he ploughs his girlfriend's, OP, you unbelievable cuck.

>Tl;dr what would you do if you were asked to GM a system you didn't like for a game style that didn't interest you?
No. You shouldn't feel obligated to put in a lot of work for something you're not interested in. Not only that, but chances are that the quality of your campaign would suffer. I mean, would rather be in a game that the GM liked, or one he disliked?

Just say no. Run a rules-light game that interests you if you don't want to bog his GF down with rules that might tangle her up in the future.

>Tl;dr what would you do if you were asked to GM a system you didn't like for a game style that didn't interest you?

Say no.

We should honestly thank him. He really puts the faggot in name fag.

Without him new fags might think namefagging was cool.

By embracing anonymity, Veeky Forums is built to avoid social drama and cliques and celebrity and shit. Namefagging without good reason undermines this and is therefore obnoxious. Please consider not being an attention whore.

>what would you do if you were asked to GM a system you didn't like for a game style that didn't interest you?

>No

>Fuck off

>No but I can run X system in X setting

>Yes but you need to pay me for the service.

Nothing kills a game faster than a GM not invested which is why all the advice that says you should build a campaign around what the players want is well meaning but ultimately flawed unless the GM and the players have incredibly similar tastes.

cuck him with GURPS, have multi-dimensional hi-tech space adventures with her, slowly woo her, then cuck her by fucking him

If she's only able to learn one ruleset, you haven't "got her into RPing" in the first place.

Besides, if his confidence in his own girlfriend's intelligence is so low, why the hell not start her on something simple like Fate or Savage Worlds?

Fuck you, ham is the nectar of the gods

That's been your reason for awhile, Wayne. Get a new one.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Pull the other one, it's got Bells on it. I promise you, namefagging is the least of our worries where social drama is concerned. I know what I do. I've been around since the old days, and trust me, it's anonymous majorities of the current age that are doing far more to damage the board than I ever could.

Oh, wait, no... that's my meme, right? I namefag and take credit for the board's biggest mistakes, right? Because one poster absolutely must be responsible for everything wrong with Veeky Forums, while everyone else only serves to make the board a better place. How very... Socratic.

I will cease to exist if I'm not annoying anyone with my identity. I'm annoying, therefore I am.

Holy shit, did wayne get banned or was did the janitors just delete his posts for shits?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Pull the other one, it's got Bells on it. I promise you, namefagging is the least of our worries where social drama is concerned. I know what I do. I've been around since the old days, and trust me, it's anonymous majorities of the current age that are doing far more to damage the board than I ever could.

Oh, wait, no... that's my meme, right? I namefag and take credit for the board's biggest mistakes, right? Because one poster absolutely must be responsible for everything wrong with Veeky Forums, while everyone else only serves to make the board a better place. How very... Socratic.

Nope. Still here.

Is she going to play in both groups or will she just drop out of your game when the other guy starts up?

Everyone is going to drop out once the second guy shows up. I am literally DMing for just the summer.

I stand by my Bonobo statement:

>Challenge him to a bareskin wrestling fuckmatch where you compete to fuck each other in the ass. This can either be done to relieve stress in both of you or to compete to see who's the better mate for his GF.

>His GF will also be fucking another potential female mate so they both have a strong female scent to attract the strongest male.

>Once you've established a Pecking(pecker?) Order, display your sexual prowess to the females and see who decides is the better mate.

>This is what Bonobos do in the wild, and right now it seems to be a lot smarter than what you're doing BY NOT GROWING A PAIR AND SPEAKING YOUR MIND TO YOUR PEERS AND FRIENDS.

>Seriously, if you want to stay the bottom bonobo with the inferior/no mate that's fine. As for the rest of us we're gonna fuck is some boipussy and prove we deserve to get our dicks wet.

Brand recognition. Also, as far as mainstream RPG books go, they have the best editing which makes the learning process a whole lot easier. I'd also like to make the argument that having a list of codified actions helps with the youngsters of the age who have played some sort of rpg on the pc/console growing it. Helps them relate better. This is of course anecdotal, so take it with a grain of salt.

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Real talk here. Is she your friend? If not, this is a total dick move by your friend, and the only appropriate response is to completely and utterly undermine his worthless bitch ass.

If she is your friend, find out what kind of games interest her, and tailor the game to suit her interests. If not, run a system you like for a game style that interests you.

The only way anyone gets 'the glory of rping' is if they are into that style of game. So, run the game that is a style you are into. Do pokemon in space if that's your thing. Run a medieval political game using Dread, if you want. Hell, break out Mount and Blade to run Spelljammer.

Just, don't make rpgs a chore. It'll suck for everyone involved.

Use Pathfinder and always refer to it as D&D.

> what is reading comprehension

OP is just a temporary GM they can use while the DM boyfriend likes is away. That other guy runs DnD only

You don't need to be the one true boogeyman to be a total faggot dude. Calm down

Just don't run the game. Easy.

Run Lamentations of the Flame Princess.

Run Tower of the Stargazer if you want her to play again.

Run Doom Cave of the Crystal-Headed Children if you don't care either way.

Both are in the Treasure Trove in the OSR thread.

Dear gods Tzeentch. Calm down.

Now that Slaanesh is dead I gotta take over all the lewd shit that doesn't involve diseases, pregnancies or violent hate fucking.

Calling what I do faggotry is like calling the Mona Lisa just a pretty picture.

Though let's be honest here, most of the time, if I'm in a thread and I'm insulting someone, it usually means the thread has already gone to Shit. I'm just here to make others abandon thread or derail it until it becomes something interesting.

Bottom line here, OP needs to grow a pair, get himself a spinal implant, and get over himself and his hurt tendies, and just say no. Anything else beyond that is pointless rhetoric trying to convince someone of something they're probably not going to do until they have no other choice.

>what would you do if you were asked to GM a system you didn't like for a game style that didn't interest you?
Tell them I don't want to run a game in a system I don't like and in a style that doesn't interest me.
/wbg/ died for this.