L5R Storytime thread: I can't seem to see you Stonewall, although my eyes are open wide edition

But I know I'll see you once more.

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>I stood up on top of the wall and looked out over the tide of demons
>One thousand soldiers from Shiro Kuni were gatherd at the base of the Wall, to act as reserves
>Naomi was down there, ready to heal the injured
>The armorys were opened, and the heimin armed
>Some of them wept as they took up their polearms
>Other hiemin would be used to run jade powder to where it was needed
>Kitsuki-san and Monkey were down in the tunnels
>Akiyama had shown Kitsuki-san around, pointing out traps to him.
>His memory would allow him to make good use of them, and Monkey would help keep him alive
>Mantis-san's style was ill suited to the cramped tunnels, so he was up on top of the Wall.
>Toshiro needed a clear field of vision to do his work
>Those two would work together
>As for me, I would be wherever the fighting was fiercest.
>I shot a glance towards Masagoro
>He stood still and calm. His face composed
>At peace
>At his nod the beacons were lit
>A Kuni threw powder into the bonfires
>The fire changed color, and thick smoke rose up
>The color every Crab knew
>The color every Crab feared
>As the light and smoke was seen fires burst into life all along the wall
>One by one, they carried the message the length and breadth of the Crab lands
>Make ready to meet your ancestors
>A Horde is upon us
>A ghastly cacophony arose, shrieks filling the air
>And then it surged forth, a tidal wave washing over the River of the Last Stand

>it's happening
This is gonna be a clusterfuck

Waiting for THEM to make everything worse

>The unquiet dead came in the first ranks of the horde
>Arrows were loosed from the top of the wall, a thick cloud that felled hundreds
>Hundreds more came on, their lurching shambling gait unabaited
>Among their feet ran the little shapes of goblins, carrying long ladders
>The undead simply walked into the river, and soon emerged on the other side
>While the goblins laid ladders across it
>It looked like the ladders were made of bone, but many of the bones were too long to belong to a human
>Then thunder shook the Wall
>The Kaiu had begun their work
>Boulders smashed down into the river, tearing apart the makeshift bridges, flatening zombies and crushing goblins
>Flames belched forth from the Wall, covering the Zombies at the bottom in liquid fire
>They took a long time to burn away
>overhead balls of flame soared, striking into the packed ranks of the Horde
>I looked out at it.
>It held it's ranks, waiting.
>I was startled to see banners standing out in the enemies ranks.
>This was even more disciplened then I would expect from an Akuma...
>It must have an Oni no Uzaku to direct the horde on it's behalf
>At the signal, another volley of arrows was loosed, to follow up the devastation the Kaiu had unleashed
>The first push was driven back.
>But I could already see another wall of dead forming up for the next push
>heimin ran back and forth, bringing up fresh ammunition for the seige engines
>A scream arose from bellow
>THE TUNNELS THEY'RE IN THE TUNNELS GET THE JADE BELOW!
>I shot Toshiro a glance and a nod and headed in the direction of the Screamer
>I could feel the whole Wall shake with each volley of fire up above, dust fell from the celiing
>I kicked a goblin out of my way and made my way deeper
>Down one tunnel I saw two Hiruma spearing an Ogre
>I ran past, and found the Oni the Screamer was yelling about
>It was short, with a body twice as thick as a man
>It had no head
>Where it's neck would be was instead a great maw

Kamu no Oni, eh? And that's only the entry-level foe in this one.

>forever GM is only STARTING OUT with Kamu no Oni
Damn. Ishigaki's gonna need to fight Kyoso no Oni spawn, isn't he?

Hida Ishigodtier

>I yelled to the Hiein with the bucket of jade powder
>As two Hida wedged themselves up against it, trying to buy time, I powdered my tetsubo
>I finished just in time for the Oni no Kamu to bring it's maw down and bite one of the samurai in half
>his legs fell to the floor, twitching and what was left of his intestines spilled everywhere
>I threw myself at the demon
>IF YOU'RE SO DAMN HUNGRY THEN HAVE A TASTE OF THIS!
>I drove my tetsubo down into it's maw, shattering teeth
>It howled at me, phlegm and blood splatering from it's mouth all over me
>The other Hida fell back to powder his Dai Tsuchi
>The Oni's claws reached out for me, seeking to seize me up and devour me
>I strained against it, keeping my arm just out of reach of it's snapping jaws
>A WHUMPF echoed in the tunnels as my brother Hida slammed his dia tsuchi down on the arm that held me, breaking it's grip
>As the beast recoiled I struck again at it's other arm, hampering it
>The two of us struck again, finishing it off
>I picked up the heimin with the jade
>Keep moving, the jade must flow!
>Ri...right great samurai!
>The fear such monsters caused was an issue.
>Sometimes you had to prod the heimin to shake it off. Sometime Samurai had to carry the jade themselves
>THE TOP! THEY'VE CRESTED THE TOP!
>Shit.
>As I ran back up I caught a glimpse of Kituski-san out of the corner of my eye
>He was standing still, as pack of goblins rushed down a corridor at him.
>I couldn't see Monkey
>Kitsuki-san smilled, then flipped a switch with his foot
>Flames erupted from the walls, floors and ceilings, killing the goblins before they ever got near him.
>I headed back up
>Flyers were diving into the ranks of samurai atop the wall
>They were targeting the siege engines
>I saw a bushi, with an masakari in each hand, leap from the wall onto one of the flyers as it swooped past
>Both diapered over the south side
>With the seige engines under assault, the ladders had made it to the wall
>the undead were coming up

>>I drove my tetsubo down into it's maw, shattering teeth
>>It howled at me, phlegm and blood splatering from it's mouth all over me
>>The other Hida fell back to powder his Dai Tsuchi
>>The Oni's claws reached out for me, seeking to seize me up and devour me
>>I strained against it, keeping my arm just out of reach of it's snapping jaws
>>A WHUMPF echoed in the tunnels as my brother Hida slammed his dia tsuchi down on the arm that held me, breaking it's grip
>>As the beast recoiled I struck again at it's other arm, hampering it

And that's it for those 150 wounds with 5 reduction.

>this stupid fucking thread again

>I saw a bushi, with an masakari in each hand, leap from the wall onto one of the flyers as it swooped past
>Both diapered over the south side

Metal as fuck.

Haven't you been told to fuck off last time?

>>I saw a bushi, with an masakari in each hand, leap from the wall onto one of the flyers as it swooped past
WITNESSED!

lurk moar

What really confounds me is that people are bothered enough by such a quintessentially Veeky Forums thread to come in just to shit it up. Like... why not just ignore the damn thing if it bothers you, and I'm not even sure why it bothers you.

This thread S U C K S! It's literally one fag crab user shitposting on Veeky Forums like it's his goddamn blog dumping unwanted garbage into the TRADITIONAL GAMES board instead of Literature where this hot steaming pile of ass belongs.
>but it IS tabletop games because its l5r
Oh, oh excuse me, sorry I must be confused because there are literally no game mechanics or anything being discussed about the game and it just looks like a shitty boring ass greentext story that's being dumped day in and day out where the only people who care are nothing but a circlejerk. Not like Veeky Forums at all so sorry.

>implying everyone who doesnt like this shit is one guy
A lot of people don't like this thread, take this shit to and fuck off, faggot.

suck a dick and ghost yourself

A thread died for this garbage.

It's storytime dude, this has been Veeky Forums stuff for a long time. Not my fault you're a newfag.

I don't see you shitting up magical realm threads user. Is it because you're to busy pegging yourself with a table leg when you visit them?

>A lot of people don't like this thread,
Your split personalities still count only as one.

>it's a Veeky Forums thread!
>with no actual gameplay!
>with no game discussion!
>with no discussion of the franchise!
>but it features a character... who was in a game?
>I-ITS Veeky Forums I SWEAR!

I've been lurking this board since long before your mom forgot to swallow.

No, its because those things actually do wind up with system discussion talking about "how can we do x in y" and stuff like that. There has not been anything like that in this thread in a LONG time. It's just one unwarranted usi blog dump of shit literature by some forever dm who thinks people actually like his pretend revenge fantasy realm.

There was game and setting discussion in literally the previous thread. Your opinions are discarded.

Wick, is that you?
Are you that salty that people still play the system that you made after it was taken from you, and like it more for that?

>you have to dig around through an archive to have any understanding of what's going on in this thread!
You need to go back.

>literally no game mechanics or anything being discussed about the game
>implying games need mechanics to be Veeky Forums
LARPing is Veeky Forums. Just sayin...

>"I'm totally not a newfag"
Then where were you during All Guardsman Party, or 2D Storytime, or Desirebro's threads, or any of Veeky Forums's other memorable storytimes?
If you're not a newfag, stop acting like one.

Your own rants don't constitute a definition of the board, unfortunately for you. Storytime, discussion of games and campaigns people have played, have been a part of Veeky Forums for clearly longer than you've been on the board, and your determined efforts to define the board to your tastes have not and will not change that.

>LARPing is Veeky Forums
>LARP which has established rules and mechanics and is just d&d but acted out
>is Veeky Forums
No shit?

>"memorable" storytimes
Oh yeah so memorable right, do you remember when I was in those threads posting them and you enjoyed them and then I decided to have fun by shitting up these threads later on? Very memorable.

I'm still willing to shitpost this thread to oblivion. Not because I don't like it, but because I wrote CN as my alignment. It's what my character would do.

You have not been paying attention because these threads always end up 20% story, 80% discussing the setting and mechanics.
Example:

>ITS DISCUSSION OF THE MECHANICS!!
>SOMEONE WAS MAKING UP NUMBERS AND KEEPING TABS!!
wow I didnt know I was on GitP forums looking at the OotS discussion threads

>it's one of those "I want to play chaotic neutral and then act like it actually means chaotic retard" guys

Would explain a lot, really.

>A lot of people don't like this thread
So why are you the only one complaining then?

>projecting
You need to stop posting.

I'm not. Quit thinking Veeky Forums is one person.

...

>A scaled horror landed on top of a balistea and screeched at the engineers
>Then it was bathed in green flames
>Toshiro
>I could see Mantis-san desperately shoving ladders away from the walls, a half dozen Hida following his lead
>I decided to help Toshiro
>I ran to the engine slamming my tetsubo on the back of the winged reptile
>It flesh didn't tear under my strike, but I did it force it down the ground
>I leapt on it, pinning it down
>the claws on the ends of it's wings scratched at me, I twisted my neck around to avoid it's snapping jaws
>Hold it there Ishigaki!
>I Can't do much else!
>Toshiro began to chant
>I wedged my testubo sideways in it's mouth, keeping it from bitting at me
>Though it raked at my body with it's legs, it found only armor
>Then it began to stiffen under me
>Toshrio was screaming, shouting loud enough the stones of the Wall would wake, as the Earth Kami rushed to turn the Oni into a jade statue
>I held it for few more moments, until Toshiro slumped
>A Kaiu caught him
>It's done, Ishigaki
>I made to wrench my tetsubo from it's now petrified jaw
>Wait!
>A Kaiu was leaning against the balista.
>His suit of Tetsu-Do was torn, and his organs were piled up in his lap.
>He had a Haori that marked him a Taisa
>his whole body was shaking, he held onto his spirit with pure willpower
>Take this...
>He reached up to me, offering me his own tetsubo
>It's studs were not made of Iron, but Jade
>I think you'll get more use out of it then I will
>My name is Kaiu Gentoku...
>This is Kimimaru.
>It.. It's been in my family thr-thr-three generations...
>I took the treasure and bowed.
>He smiled as his spirit left to join his ancestors.
>As a last show of respect, I took Gentaro's head
>Then I rushed over to aid Mantis-san
>Goblins had creste the Wall now, and the darted about, stabbing at exposed backs and ankles while the zombies pressed forward
>A dozen Hida followed me as I swung Kimimaru, driving back the wall of death

Did I read this right? Did this turbo-autist make a character for posting on Veeky Forums? A fucking D&D character with a fucking alignment?

>he thinks he's the whole board of Veeky Forums
wew

>I'm not. Quit thinking Veeky Forums is one person.
prove it
strawpoll.me/13266617

Then quit acting like you represent Veeky Forums when you obviously don't know what you are talking about.
Or at least get better material for your little rants. It's like you aren't even trying.

I think I know what is his dump stat

Poster count, buddy. Anyway, you care so much about other threads living, go help the ones you like live. If you need a word to block, try Stonewall. Most of the threads start with that.

>this poor Kaiu is dying, and gives Ishigaki his treasured family heirloom
>Ishigaki immediately gets his name wrong.

Being Gentoku is suffering.

>Kimimaru screamed as she went flying into the crowd
>Haori shouted "look out!" as Kimi swam through the sea of molten green flame
>Ishigaki dove and took cover under the refuge of bodies left in Kaiu's wake
>I realized how much trouble I was in now that Kaiu was alive
>not having Kimimaru at my side, I opted to flee
>I stuffed Gentaro's head into my pocket
>"mmfh, get me out of this damn bag!" he mumbled, his living skull wiggling back and forth in the sack
>Kaiu pointed and shouted, "AFTER THEM!"
>I heard the balistas load up and a chill ran down my spine
>there was no way I could out run the bullets they were about to fire on me
>I quickly spun around and held out Gentaro's head in front of me
>"If you shoot!" i began, "Gentaro will die!"
>Just then, Gentaro bit me on the fingers
>I yelped and dropped the skull, and he bounced away clattering his teeth
>"Haha, asshole!" he shouted, mocking me"
>A sea of balista lightning bolts ended my life
And that's the end of our tale. Anyone up for another story?

10 koku say this will be a TPK

God dammit, Ishigaki.

I'm... honestly impressed you shat that out this fast, I've got to say. That's some serious dedication to autism.

Great, not this shit thread again.

It's so tragic, yet so damn funny! And totally something Ishigaki-kun would do! Can't stop laughing! Thank you good sir!

>a horde of Shadowland creatures storm the Wall
>a turbo-autist storms this thread

I gotta say, this is thematically appropriate.

>newfag thinks people can't recognize writing styles on Veeky Forums

Agreed

Sorry m8, it's this thread again. But don't worry, you have 126 other threads to choose from, and that's only in Veeky Forums!

>The hidas were hot on my tail
>I couldn't run forever from the death that was sure to take me over
>I tripped and fell, my sweet tight boipucci skidding across the hot pavement
>One of the hidas snatched me up and flew off with me
>Oh no, this was it, I'm done for!
>But just then, Crab-San appeared and used his pincers of destruction
>I fell out of the Hida's grasp, landing on a giant muscular red pincer
>I clutched crab-sans chest, burying my face into his perfect pecs
>Crab-San deadlifted a portal out of thin air and stroked my fur with one of his paws
>"Don't worry, user-sue, the Shitposters won't bother you any more."
>I succ'd his teat and giggled in delight as we went to mcdonalds and got a happy meal
And the trolls were never seen or heard from again!!!

Admit it, you love it.

Not that autist you guys are screeching at but I have to agree with him. This thread is bad.

But I am a wh40k fag so my opinion doesn't count.

>Not that autist you guys are screeching at

Poster count, boiiii.

Well, opinions are subjective and you are entitled to your own opinion. Your tastes differ from my own, but that's no skin off my teeth.

You, however, are not purposely shitting up the thread, nor are you claiming that storytime isn't Veeky Forums related like a fucking idiot, so you're significantly better than the other user.

He actually isn't the same poster, believe it or not. Poster count went up by one when he posted this 'course, he could just be using his phone...

>Kimimaru struck through the oncoming horde, a crimson spray of red washing me
>In the nick of time I narrowly dodged an oncoming attack from behind
>Ishigaki clutched his chest, did something happen to him?
>Toshiro's incantation finished, he let loose a howl
>A torrent of green flames swept across the battlefield
>Kimimaru shined with a brilliance I've never seen before
>I held it closely, then raised it up high
>I am...
>I am.....!
>KAIU GENTOKU
>the sword absorbed the green flames, and I felt a surge of power
>instantly, my wounds healed
>I leaped over the balcony down at the vampire
>DURKON!!!!
>Then I delayed several weeks without a comic update

>identifying as a d&d character
Fucking worthless. Opinion discarded

Did you just assume my system?

These threads really don't feel like Veeky Forums though. He has a valid point about Veeky Forums.

These kinds of threads have not only been on Veeky Forums a long time, though, they've been some of the most celebrated content on the board.

>Mantis-san kept the goblins off my back as we formed up a wall of our own
>Rather then kill the zombies one by one, we pushed and shoved
>Driving them back and shoving them off the Wall
>We cleared the top, and were rewarded with the sound of the siege engines firing
>I looked up, and the flyers fell back
>I could see the Horde fall back as well
>But it stopped just outside of the range of the engines
>I looked around at the rest of the Crabs around me
>There expresions varied slightly, but most seemed to convey 'What the FUCK?' rather well
>Masagoro apearee, walking along the lenght of the Wall
>They have tested us today! Their commander pulls them back now to adjust his strategy!
>There was no doubt then. Only an Uzaku could move a horde like that, and think in that way
>Their mistake is in giving us time to rest!
>Treat the wounded! Shugenja should rest first!
>He turned to one of his sub commanders
>Send out units of Hiruma to harass them
>HAI!
>Masagoro looked down at the bodies of the dead
>Only a few so far
>Get the ETA up here
>I leaned on the edge of the Wall and looked out over the Horde. It didn't seem diminshed in the slightest.
>I went looking for Kitsuki-san and Monkey
>I found Monkey picking his way out of pile of Goblins
>What's going on? It's not over already is it?
>No, they pulled back to regroup and try again later.
>He blinked
>Oni can do that?
>Not usually.
>Kistuki-san glanced down to Kimimaru
>What is that?
>I held it up
>A Crab Clan treasure
>Some very skilled Kaiu can make Tetsubo with jade that never rots. Usualy needs a Kuni to help out.
>There are precious few, so we never take them INTO the shadowlands and risk loosing them.
>Kitsuki-san nodded. I see. It alleviates some of the logistics issues when Oni are attacking.
>Yeah.
>Monkey looked at it.
>So that means you're going to have to face Oni first and foremoset, huh?
>I looked at him.
>Don't tell Naomi.

>L5R thread
Oh nice I love L5R wonder wh-
>storytime
>shitposting
>memes
>games of pretend
Oh. Nevermind.

You're REALLY not helping the doubts that you're the other user. Ishigaki's storytime is the most recent in a long tradition of anons giving storytime of their campaigns over multiple threads.

I have to give you credit. Your an idiot if you think this will stop the threads in any way but I got a slight chuckle out of that.

>poster count doesn't increase
really makes you think

I hope That the Hida reinforcements arrive before Masagoro goes full crazy

I came to Veeky Forums because of threads like this.
Not ones like , or , or , or , or , or

>Naiomi overheard me
>What are you boys talking about?
>I look at her, then back at Monkey
>She narrows her eyes at me
>Crab user, what are you hiding from me?
>I realize I still have the troll slayer out
>Hide it behind my back
>N-nothing!
>She grabs me and looks behind me
>I see the other Sailors to my side, out of her view
>As she scours over me they move in circles to keep out of sight
>Sailor Moon lets go of me and sits back in her chair
>Can I get you anything else hon?
>Moon leaps on top of me while the others slide between my legs to avoid her
>AHA~!
>Wait...
>She looks around, her boobs pressed in my face
>M-moon...
>She realizes what she's doing then blushes red with embarrasment
>An explosion rocks the fortress
>The Wall is being shaken
>Goblins are using sappers!
>Monkey grabs his wrench and I mount my wheelies
>Scoot down to see what's going on
>Hundreds... no, THOUSANDS of goblins breaching The Wall
>Havel 'The Wall' Rock """johnson""" can't hold them off forever
>Realize he's going to fall
>Not if I can help it
>Leap into the air
>LAND FIRE SEA AND AIR
>GIANT CRAB TRANSFORM ANYWHERE
>assume giant crab stance
>begin battle
>Oni appears from behind
>Brother! Together we can save The Wall and defeat the goblin horde!
>Oni stabs me with the Kimimaru
>B-brother...?
>Oni turns purple and goes SSJ
>"I have not been your brother since long before you betrayed our sand ninja clan with that friend Monkey and that harlot Naiomi!"
>I parry his attack with a claw, fighting off the goblins, barely managing to catch the wall
>Naomi screams for help and begins calling Solid Snake over the codec
>Oni realizes I'm hanging by a pincer, he's got me where he wants me
>Hah AH HahaHAHAhaahhAH CRAB user
>YOU ARE WILL DYING HERE?
>He plunges his katana into the stone, breaking off a piece of the wall and making me fall into the goblin horde below
Too bee continued

Friendly reminder for all the THIS THREAD faggots that there wouldn't even BE a new thread yet if they hadn't eaten up 20 posts bitching and whining in the LAST thread.

But hey, what would Veeky Forums be without assblasted summerfags bitching about things other people like to salve their ego over the fact that trolling is the only way they can get {you)'s?

They likely have their own wars to fight along the wall. Angry season is no joke after all.

>posts threads with actual Veeky Forums discussion
>trying to defend a thread with no Veeky Forums discussion
This thread is a hair above the waifu thread.

>Thinks that is in any way actual Veeky Forums discussion

Every time you post that image you are madder and madder.
Every time you get madder I get harder and harder.
Really makes you think.

>reddit text on image meme shit
You need to go back.

>user dumps text that literally only 12 people care about
>Somehow finds this practice okay
>Continues to pump sewage from shelbyville to Veeky Forums every day
JUST STOP MAKING THESE THREADS AND KEEP THIS SHIT IN THE GENERAL GOD FUCKING DAMN

Ok. Since you seem to be determined to continue this effort in futility I have to ask what do you get out of it?
It's certainly not to "make tg better" or whatever the hell your rants are about.
Is it for the You's or do you just have nothing better to do?

>two very similar posts, just over a minute after eachother
>"I'm not the only user who hates this thread"
Really gets the noggin jogging.

>JUST STOP MAKING THESE THREADS AND KEEP THIS SHIT IN THE GENERAL GOD FUCKING DAMN

And who appointed you Veeky Forums police?

nothing better to do. stuck here for another hour literally watching a progress bar fill up on a computer screen in a tiny windowless room so I have to post from a cellphone. You wouldn't believe me if I told you what I am doing though.

>who appointed you the Veeky Forums police
wew lad you mad at THE MAN much? fucking atheist redditor shitlord. If anything I'm the goddamn batman of the board keeping shitty cancerous tumblr-like threads from feeling like they belong on this website. Fuck off.

No. I started these threads because enough people asked for more. I'm going to finish them, unless a mod bans me.

>Crab user appears!
Oh, so YOU are the shitter responsible for dumping this toxic waste into my imageboard.
>People ask for more so I keep posting
So its okay when people ask for furfag porn? You'd keep dumping it? You'd dump CP if people asked for it? Just because someone asks for something doesn't mean its okay for you to deliver. Next time don't be an asshole and just assume what you're doing is okay. Learn to fucking ask.

This isn't /pol/. If you tell us that you have a super seekrit job that we won,t believe, we know you're lying.

Now go find something better to do than purposely ruin fun for (you)s.

Thank you for sticking so long with us Crabanon.

Just letting you know that you are an inspiration. If not for you, my tuesday game wouldn't exist: me and other yuropoors are right behind you!

Just don't reply to him. He's made it regularly clear that he's trolling for the attention, so if no one gives him the (you)s he just won't have anything to do.

>ruining fun
This thread is anything but fun.
>yuropoors
THAT EXPLAINS IT. No wonder you are all fucking retarded, you're 3rd world cuckistan nobodies.
>plays a shitty system that isn't d&d yet tries to take itself seriously
>thinks anyone gives a remote fuck about shit stories worded poorly with grammatical and spelling errors
>is yuropoor
I should have seen it from a mile away.

Dons feed (you)s to the troll

>guise dont reply maybe hill go awee
You really are yuropeeins, buncha anne franking motherfuckin cowards.

Also, when I'll be back at my PC I will tell you the misadventures of our Scorpion because they deserve all the suffering

The funny part is it really IS almost over. If the Owner of Veeky Forums over there wasn't throwing such a shitfit this might have been the last thread.

>Oh yeah so memorable right, do you remember when I was in those threads posting them and you enjoyed them and then I decided to have fun by shitting up these threads later on? Very memorable.
Wait one fucking minute. Are you that user from one of the early threads who posted greentext like he was having a seizure? Or am I getting my threads mixed up...

I too will contribute a story to fight the detractor, I will tell the story of the Lamb

Maybe it's a part of the grand master plan
>threads are always calm and quiet
>its getting to the end and shitposter knows it
>starts getting rowdy and wants to extend the threads for as long as possible
>makes people think telling more stories will anger him
>gets to secretly lurk more storytime threads because of this
He played us like a damn fiddle.

link?

That actually makes a lot if sense. user just wants Ishigaki-sempai to notice him.

...

I'm almost certain it is. Fucking Stroke-user has been stalking these threads and shitposting in them every now and again almost from the get go.
Someone has a massive inferiority complex.

>thinking he knows what he's talking about
>projecting this hard
Someone has a massive narcissism complex.

Loving the thread, Crabanon's. Thanks for what you do.

You're welcome. Storytime and Drama/Theatre are free services provided by your friendly characters on Veeky Forums