What are some weapons that cannot be beautiful?

What are some weapons that cannot be beautiful?

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Fists

Ballista
Crossbows

Fists can be beautiful

I'll grant you that there has never been a sensual Ballista, but the same cannot be said of crossbows!

A garrote.

Nerve gas, because you can't see it.

>Crossbows

conscripted slave mercenaries

Orcish weapons (Tolkien).

>Janissaries

Depends if it is truely invisible, but even so you could mix in some pretty colored compounds in the gas.

Really the question leads to an argument over what is beauty.

Basically, any physical wepon can be made beautiful with ornimentation or quality craftsmanship. You have to start pushing for conseptual weapons... which are hard.

Your love

Mnemonic virus that edits victims to find it ugly?

Might still be conceptually beautiful to those who haven't been afflicted though.

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The male genitalia

t. Feminist

Naw, man. Just add some tassels. Turn that 6-inch python into Macho Man Randy Savage!

A club.

>6 inches
They get that big?

Deeply unsettling.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so there is no answer you fucking idiot

No

>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

That is a thing of beauty.

>virii
>not beautiful

Memetic weapons are always beautiful, because that's the whole point.

And remember to praise the new one or you'll perish in the ash cloud.

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paint them green (Elder scrolls)

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Mace (Spray, not bludgeon).

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Diamond monofilament catching the sun in a rainbow of colors. Next?

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Bombs.
Nuclear weapons. Cones and spheres are ugly.

A lot of weapons purposely made to maim or intimidate are not beautiful. For example, someone could purposefully make their daggers rusty so that they poison whoever they hit, which will also make the dagger ugly.

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o soto gari doesnt use "fists"

OP's miniscule penis.

How does this work exactly?

Biological weapons

The brown note.

but the clouds they make are most beautiful

you take that back

Fists can be adorned like anything else

As one can see beauty in violence, wouldn't that automatically make very weapon beautiful in a way?

what if it's a really ineffective weapon?

The contrast and ineffective flailing of it's user make it beautiful too

Hunga Munga

No amount of filigree can make those bastards pretty.

Ugly words.

Pic related
These are way too funny to be beautiful
Even a master-crafted, gilded and jeweled example of this will always be funnier than it is beautiful

Excuse my retardation
Pic related, as I was saying

>Putting balls on your dagger for literally fucking them up

Is that shotgun a GW sculpt? Because it is fug uckly.

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A Cudgel

A prison shank

Sling

>implying this isn't aesthetic as fuck

I disagree youtube.com/watch?v=Fo48YpNOesQ

how does this even work?

Yeah nah

the fuck are you talking about?

It's a bullet crossbow.

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Here's one without the curve, but with a built-in spanning lever.

My God, it's beautiful.

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Came here to post this.

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Parts of it are beautiful, but not the whole.

Uruk-Hai swords were boss, though.

I really want to see a video of what that looks like in use.

I be it makes a really satisfying whoosh.

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>implying this isn't rad

BLOW ALREADY YOU SLUT

>have to cradle balls while you stab

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I believe it's a throwing weapon. All the points and stuff are meant to increase the likelihood of hitting something

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Concentrated sugar.

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Give me a knife and one day with nothing to do - the club will have an epic battle engrave on it.

So ironically club is one of easiest ones to make beautiful.

Too bad Aikido is basically just LARPing. If you actually want to learn how to throw people you should do Judo.

All weapons are beautiful. They only lose their lustre when they become out dated and get replaced

you've never seen a beautiful marzipan?

I'm in the UK. Bring it, bitch. Indirect problems will definitely be a thing, but direct attack? I'd like to see you try.

Punji pits.

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The string is missing so it's a bit hard to see, but there's a slot along the sides of the rear half of the barrel that the string travels along to propel the bullet down the barrel.

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Not for most people.

Yeah, mine's easily six inches wide. Not long though. It's like a tuna can.

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