The BBEG has the ability to eat the physical dice off the table...

>The BBEG has the ability to eat the physical dice off the table, getting rid of the ability for anyone to roll those dice for the encounter.
As a player, how do you defeat such a villain?
As a GM how would you present this villain, and would you eat the dice, or simply take them off the table like a normal person.

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My only suggestion is that if you do eat the dice instead of setting them off the table like a normal human bean, then you should at least use these dice.

Take 10 every turn. Actually helps me out because now I can't roll a 1.

Alternatively play a full caster.

>BBEG

Ugh.

>As a house rule, we only use my dice, alright?
>The GM's dice are made out of cheese.
>He carves out cheese dice just to eat them.

>As a player, how do you defeat such a villain?
Simple: I don't roll them on the table.

What are you, a loophole wizard?

I have so many fucking dice it literally doesn't matter.

What matters is if other players, gm included, start touching my dice and getting them mixed up with other people's dice, in which case I'll have to politely ask them not to, and then slightly more firmly if they persist.

>reverse image search

>nothing shows up

As a player: bring extra dice
As a DM: Use a shop vac

Why are you trying to find more pictures of women eating dice, user?

I just want to know why this picture was taken

Plus it's kinda phallic in an original way and that's a little hot to be honest

It isn't phallic, it's reminiscent of testicles.

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>Take 10 every turn.
Is haven't-ever-read-the-rules posting a meme now?

>As a player, how do you defeat such a villain?
Find out what the DM is allergic to, then make dice out of that food.

>As a GM how would you present this villain, and would you eat the dice, or simply take them off the table like a normal person.
I'd smash their dice with a hammer, maybe snort any powder left behind. swipe it off the table like a normal person.

How fucking bored of each other is your group that you're having to resort to this shit to get hard anymore? Seriously, try rping with the lights on or switch positions or invite someone home with you. Fuck, just give up and play with other people before this shit.

Can't read the rules if there's no system specified.

Are you fighting the Hypercrisis?

You've not been here long have you....

Put the dice on a surface that is not the table

>As a player, how do you defeat such a villain?
Physically punch the GM evey time the BBEG does this until I win.
>As a GM how would you present this villain, and would you eat the dice, or simply take them off the table like a normal person.
Neither, the whole idea is fucking retarded and I wouldn't do it.

No, 3.pf players post all the time and have for a very long time.

...Ok, so how long before we create a new dice-eating fetish, someone starts drawing sexy pics, and before you know it, we're all playing with Lewded Dice?

...

This is Veeky Forums. The answer is always 'yesterday'.

Poison the dice.

With laxatives, if you're feeling merciful.

Try using a different IP address to escape your gooble.

I suppose I'll have to resort to generating random numbers in my head.

Twenty!
Twenty!
Twenty!

What, it's completely fair. If you're unsatisfied you could always give me my dice back.