Name 1 monster that makes a better wife than the Yochlol

Name 1 monster that makes a better wife than the Yochlol.

You can't.

Shortstack goblin

Warhammer 40k Daemonette, Khornate, of course.

>not nurgle

I don't want twenty six different forms of AIDS user.

Pretty sure Kitsune count as monsters.

Yeah but if you're faithful to nurgle you'll be immune to aids

Selkies or those beautiful trolls with a hollow back.

>Name 1 monster that makes a better wife than the Yochlol.

>Yochlols appear as tentacled blobs of melted wax and continually emit a foul stench. They also have the power to change their shapes—usually to a comely drow female or to a spider (usually a black widow). They can also change themselves into a gaseous form, allowing their unknowing victims to inhale them, and then suffocating them.

Checks out

>sexy elf
>slime girl for cuddling
>spider for getting real freaky

Neutronium golem, because of dat mass

They go in my monsters folder, they're monsters.

A real woman.

Oh come on, what are the odds of someone from Veeky Forums getting one of those?

>They can also change themselves into a gaseous form
Imagine not vaping your waifu.

Where do you think you are?

How the fuck does one fight this thing?

>How the fight does one fuck this thing?

FTFY

See pic

Selkie you dumb nigger

Kumiho are better.

Yep, that's a monster alright.

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>You can't
Then why ask the question? This thread is as pointless as a soup spoon.