Cyoa general. Jeanne d'arc edition

Dear, prepare to be dominated 101 ways to Sunday.

>Want me to carve you up and crawl inside?
>Nah, I'm good.

Don't we have about eight of them now?

>being Saber's imouto-chan

Fate/GrandOrder anyone ?

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All of my rolls have been shit. It sucks. All I have for four stars is Saber Lily and Chevalier d'Eon.

I will try not to let you all down

YUS

Could you faggots take your shitposting/erp to anywhere else?

Sorry for your loss man. You'll have luck later on.

GREAT.

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No, stop.
The gacha is horrible
I'm still crying.
Pls stop.
Stop spooking me Kirei
No more Gilles
No more Black Keys.
Please stop

>You'll have luck later on.
senpai you don't know me. I never have lucl.

I've been too much spooked by Sumanai. I'mtired of him.But I ended up with a NP2 Vlad (my forever husbando) so I'm kinda happy.

In the new year gacha we all have luck.

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You have Rank E luck.

Funny enough, my free roll gave me Lancer Cuchulain.

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For cheering you up

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"Yup. Definitely getting my helmet. Fuzzy or metal handcuffs this time?"

Thanks user, you're a good person.
Why suddenly everyone is so nice? This makes me very happy

Someone repost the Kaifu CYOA please.

I've been rolling in the fp gacha since day one and still no dog. Help.

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It's the saber effect.

Both, and bring the whips.
You have been a baaaad girl lately

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This thread sickens me

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This sickness threads me

fuck you

>Confidence Man
>Silver-Tongued
>Mask

I know all your secrets, because you told me.
Do you remember that person?
It was me!!

Nice

The love i feel for my waifu makes me literally cry every day

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>The love i feel for my waifu makes me literally cry every day

I understand your feelings... too well

That's depressing desu

Uhhh... Scarlatina just burst into my room, said "I need to barrow this!" and ran out with my dog's collar...
Did I miss something?

>The love i feel for my waifu makes me literally cry every day

especially when you try to get her but fail after 13 hours non stop.
Fucking Gacha.

Please don't respond to the Gilgamesh whore

You yourself can also fuck right off

...Depends

TFW you want your waifu but only get Gilles and black keys instead.

Psychic hero+Physical PK
Sounds lovely.

The worst in this is that Gilles stole your waifu.

Mods please bring down the ban hammer.

I like Jannu but she's not my waifu.

Nah, he's cool.
And no thanks. I like it here.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
...Depends on what?

Is EMIYA your waifu ?

Of how much you know.
...It wouldn't be weird, considering some things we did in front of a lot of people.

I'm not gay user, and he only loves swords.

What are the mystery boxes?

Stop posting images of that scumbag

It's not gay if it's for GARcher.

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Ok, I will post cute girls instead.

Don't worry, not interested in your faker waifu. Be happy with him.

Thank you user, i really don't like gilgamesh

Can the fateshit posters make their own thread and fuck off to it instead of trashing up this one?

Yes, but I like here, people are being nice lately.

I'm rather not fond of Saber.

Perhaps post someone who isn't a total fucking Mary Sue?

I remember this

Do you have the other pages?

was this general always such a cesspool of degenerates?

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yes

...yes?

No, Saberautists were ignored for a thread instead of being told to kill themselves and they mistook it for being welcomed

Fate Posters blew up. Now we need our local Saracen populace to blowup likewise to drive them out.

Nah, Gilles lost his waifu to the witch hunts, that's why he became a crazy mass-murdering rapist occultist. Let this be a lesson.

I never know which companions to choose for this one, there's a lot of cool ones, but the women are also really hot.
Except for the bald chick

Calm down and have some mordred.

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>report them
>tell them to kill themselves

WHICH ONE, user

that was a rhetorical question

Fuck man, I also only have the collar of my dog after she died. (Fukking """drunk""" drivers)
Don't worry I will tell her to give it back.

Ideally both, but the mandatory one is report them.

I mean, the cultist is the only real choice amiright.

MODS ARE HOMING IN

I did my part user, you have to finish the job. Do it... for me.

MODS=GODS

g-d bless you, mr. janitor man.

The cancer is vanishing, hail satan.

Please try to keep these threads focused on Veeky Forums material. Off-topic chatting doesn't belong here. Get a discord for that sort of stuff.

Thanks Janitor, appreciated

Thank you Jesus

Yes your majesty

You are truly the sword of Allah.

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We have a Discord.
The off topic's just been overflowing lately.
Sorry about that, we'll try to be better.

>4, 7, 10

Pack your bags, we're sending humanity to space. We'll need an educated work force. We'll also need solar or fusion to power our motherfucking space colonies (Earth getting a free environmental reset is cool I guess, some faggots are just going to ruin everything again by a decade though).

Holy shit Jesus jumps in and saves.

He also wishes that people wouldn't just replace cancerspam with mod thank spam.

>You've been warned
>Please don't ERP on Veeky Forums
That counted as ERP? Fuck, my bad.
I'll be in the shame corner.
I really should know better to leave it at this point.

Posting One of my favorites.

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