Grizzled human adventurer who has butchered thousands

If I remember correctly, in the BoEF Gnomes wrote the fantasy equivalent of the Kama Sutra. They're kinky little shits.

>A toddler with a full set of hips and tits and ass
>No baby fat
>A fully developed mind with the ability to carry a conversation
>With a skill set relevant to and developed from years of life in their village

It's like these people don't think.

> he's never had intercourse with a mature but petite shortstack

Isn't that the Chinese dwarf village?

I looked up 'short stacked' onGoogle image search to see what it is, but all I get is pictures of funny hair cuts.

It's pretty strait forward as far as fetish names go

>BoEF
Ugh. Did anybody actually use that? You'd think fa/tg/uys would be degenerate enough to not need a splatbook for ERP.

That's the classic "I'd like to speak to your manager" haircut.

I've never used it in an actual game, but it's a pretty fun read, if only for the absurdity of it. They actually took the time to figure out what half-breed races would be possible with a selection of creatures types and made a goddamn table of it.
Not to mention the entire page trying to reason if fucking a vampire is necrophilia or not (Spoiler, it's not if the vampire's eaten recently).

That said though, it's actually pretty decent as far as absurd ERP shit goes. Keeps on topic, give suggestions for how players can include sexual content without making a bad D&D porn parody, and some interesting ideas on keeping the game from being too creepy.

I just want to impress on everybody the fact that this thread and this discussion happened. I'd just like you all to think what that says of the mental health of western culture

It says nothing.

>why though
Personally I like to do this with tiny catfolk and an old, blind, ancient dragon
The agreement can be mutually beneficial. The warrior is old, bitter and sick of battle. The gnomes are kind and trusting to the point of naïveté and downright helpless. With a proven warrior of his reputation settling down in the village, outsiders will think twice about messing with them. Meanwhile the gnomes will probably give him the tranquility he so much desires. As long as the gnomes aren't too loud (which shouldn't be a problem if the warrior settles down in an isolated part of town) everything should be fine.

Yeah you should get your mental health checked you chineser

>(Spoiler, it's not if the vampire's eaten recently)
That is the single dumbest solution they could have come up with.

ah so, western pigdogs are weak of mind

their chi is unbalance

>being surprised Veeky Forums wants to fuck something

Its awwwright

Something is wrong with that bridge. This is a trap.

Underrated post.

Ancient memes.

Their justification for it is that vampires get closer to living when they feed, in that they get some warmth to their skin and more artifacts of mortal existence shortly after a feeding. By their own logic, a vampire could theoretically get pregnant, but would have to basically be crazy well fed through the entire process for the child to survive.