What does you BBEG and his goons do on their days off?

What does you BBEG and his goons do on their days off?

Work on the backup plans, since the world isn't gonna conquer itself.

>BBEG
Ugh

Wouldn't the snake just swallow the burger whole instead of biting it?

Holo-golf.

Sit in his Pajamas and go on the internet, maybe watch some films and pig out a bit, i mean, that's what i'd do.
I'm my own BBEG.

browse Veeky Forums and say
>Ugh
every time he's mentioned as such

>BBEG

Naw man.

They watch porn together.

Whats wrong with BBEGs?

Nothing, forced meme by a couple of faggots.

He's a lich, he's powered by pure mania, so he spends all his time autistically pursuing his strange goal and often forgets that his minions need sleep, food and drink and takes pleasure in depriving them from rest.

People have been complaining about "Big Bad Evil Guy" for years. The early complaints seemed to be mostly about the concept itself, with many people disagreeing that a plot needed a character as a central antagonist.

Now, it seems that some of the complaints are about the language. "Big Bad Evil Guy" was coined to sound corny, and is more of an in-joke than a designation like "Central Antagonist." It's also grown to be somewhat vague, with some people using it as the central antagonist, others using it as the final antagonist, and still others using it as simply any antagonist, which can get confusing when trying to communicate about one of these specific ideas.

As far as the shitstorm, I think that comes in part because it takes very little effort to say "BBEG sounds dumb", which is enough to trigger some people who use that phrase. These people then go to say things like "you need to respect this acronym, it's Veeky Forums's acronym, every true fa/tg/uy uses BBEG exclusively," and that gets even people who had no real interest in the matter upset, because it starts to sound like there's people who are actually actively trying to push BBEG.

BBEG is a meme, and like most memes it doesn't have much of a shelf life. The old joke has faded, and now it seems like people are just finding it weird for people to be so fervent in holding onto it.

My villain has a business that they micro-manage with eye twitching intensity. The whole 'evil mad scientist' thing that they do is actually just what they do to blow off steam. Holding the world hostage with a machine that will turn every person in the world into a fish is a nice change from PTB reports and quarterly figures.

>meme
Ugh.

Here's an alternative: It's easy shorthand for "bad guy" or "villain" or, in fact, "central antagonist".

Frankly, I think Veeky Forums is being a bunch of hipsters. Again. The term has finally penetrated the mainstream enough that Veeky Forums is smelling the stench of normie around the corner, and is starting to buck like a rodeo horse with pepper up its ass. And in true autist fashion, they have to let everyone know about their new pet peeve.

It's with shit like this when I start seeing the resemblance with Tumblr. The retarded sealclapping when you see a word that offends you is only this commonplace in the most autismal of places.

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She has an obsession with music, loves hearing it, constantly frustrated she can't find men of her own who can play complex instruments. Lot of dead aspiring orc bards in her past.

90% of this is mocking BBEGfag and how he and his crew of autists sperg out at an abbreviation. Nobody does the-
>BBEG
Ugh.
-thing unironically.

>easy shorthand for "villain"
>5 key presses versus 7

WHAT A TIME SAVER.
If you were really about efficiency over being a memester, you'd be pitching something like "boss" which saves you the shift key.

Why are you trying to spin this thing into somehow it being absolutely impossible for people to just not like a phrase like "Big Bad Evil Guy"?

It sounds stupid. Try saying it in real life and see how quickly you'll make people cringe.

This guy does:

In what kind of world do you live where people don't cringe at you pretending to be a buxom Elven wench, but they do cringe at that specific phrase?

That's stupid. BBEG isn't a meme, it's just board-culture slang. The reason why people are 'clinging' on to it is the same reason why people might 'cling' on to calling something 'cool'. It's not being used as an in-joke, it's being used as a -word-.

Watches recordings of Cubs baseball games.

in this world they didn't win the WS in 2016

>pretending to be a buxom elven wench
not being a buxom halfling wench

We've got an abbreviation for those too: IBH.

Hi BBEGfag.

They're a sick and depraved Slaaneshi cult, and they like to hold each other's hands, look each other in the eyes, and have strictly consensual and heterosexual marital intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. That, and the BBEG likes to spend his free time developing and obsessively perfecting the mechanics of an overly complicated FATALesque tabletop role-playing game, by heretics, for heretics.

Nah, it would be like clinging to shiggy-diggy in 2017.

What a weird way of interpreting people expressing disgust whenever you use a particular phrase. I guess when people cringe when they see you, they must be mocking all the other people who cringe when they see you, right?

> he doesn't post-ironically use the words shiggy diggy every possible opportunity, much to the delight of his reddit-browsing normie associates

That doesn't make any sense.
You don't make any sense.

>IBH
I don't get it

>BBEG

Unironic UGH.

> Unironic

Ugh

Imaginary Buxom Harlot, you orc-child!

>Ugh
Ugh

>Using BBEG after TvTropes appropriated it

>BBEG
The plot.

There is no days off. This is their life, their goal. It's what they breath, day in and out. That's why they are the final villain.
You know assuming it's mortal.

Gods, Events Concepts, cosmic beings and Monster don't even know the idea of days off.

BBUGH

Is that the divergent point?

no

find some travelers to mutate and add to his (well-functioning) commie-mutant-utopia

Why though?

He found recordings of Cubs games ranging from 1976 to 2059 when the fell into ruin. he found the recordings while his bandits raided the Baseball HoF. He knows they eventually win but he doesn't know when so he watches season after season waiting for the one where they finally win.

Golf. Gotta do something with all that landscape they conquered.

He's stuck in a cave right now, so probably sleeping.

Talks to "God" in there sometimes. Sometimes his thoughts leak out of the cave and manifest as whispers in the valley above, so there's a little cult who lives there and worships him. They're probably doing gross hippie shit.

Poe's Law.

They play boardgames/videogames, do extreme sports, read a lot of books and love to watch cheesy movies. Also love rock, metal and jazz.

Bullshit. Even bad guys have hobbies.

This is how you write a shitty character, one dimensional, has no existence outside of the player view of them.

Either meticulously putting his plans into action or mourning his friends from his own timeline.

>Bullshit. Even bad guys have hobbies.
A workaholics job is their hobby.

Not always.

Even Evil Overlords need to release the pent-up stress that follows them with the whole world domination planning.

You mean someone who's passionate aboit their job. You know, the kind HR departments irl love. The kind of people who keep climbing the corporate ladder, until they're in charge.
(I agree it could be one-dimensional, but not if you use your fantasy, a zealous BigBad who knows no rest until his job is done is a real thread, as opposed to one who does his job half-arsed, "the american way" to quote Homer Simpson)

Thats what aggrovated rape was invented for

Fuck humanity i would totally join advent( not because of the qt sneks)

It's not ment to make much sense, the aliens are all brainwashed drones anyway.

> BBEG
> An acronym older than the memification of the word meme
> a meme

>Caring about tv tropes

He's talking about the fact that people are suddenly backlashing against the use of BBEG. Some faggot a few weeks ago started it and now people just do it "ironically" like they think it's funny.

Or it's people don't think "Big Bad Evil Guy" is worth repeating because it sounds like what either a toddler would say.
It's never really been that funny of a joke.

Ideal Blowjob Height

The boss himself plans plans for if his other plans fail, starches his trilby, and shitposts on the message boards of the other Powers in the Shadow, usually with HFY slashfiction.
His underlings spy on Gaia, looking for lesser gods to fuck up.

It's a trope, you rube. It's a fucking trope. It's meant to be lightly mocking the fucking concept inherently.

People started complaining about BBEG right around the time of the /pol/ invasion during the trump election, actually.

Fuck off, newfags.
Lurk a few years before posting again.

He's a hipster, of course he cares about tvtropes.

user, you are aware that he just posted a pasta, right?

...

This thread is way too meta.

>Ugh
Uuuuuuughhhh

Threads usually do turn meta whenever ughfag shows up

Man, you are really upset about people not liking your favorite phrase.

and you're really upset people use it. to the point you go ugh when someone types it as if anyone cares.

>This thread

And you're a shitposter who derails threads out of nothing but shear autism. So I guess that makes us even

I'm getting some mixed messages here, because you really do seem to care when people say ugh.
Like a shit ton.
I bet if you didn't react so much to it, people wouldn't show how super upset they are.

Days off? The engulfing of the entire world into an era of a blood eating god's darkness and tyranny doesn't come with "days off!" If you aren't willing to commit to the cult, then we'll have to lay you off.

nobody cares you don't like the phrase. people do care that the entire thread is derailed into some shitty meta discussion about how you dislike something.

>inb4 you care about me shitting something up so I win

On principle, he should be upset that you are trying to shitpost and derail.

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People care because people are tired of seeing the same old fag post the same tired shitpost followed by the same tired copypasta over and over again in the thread.
ITs not that people care what your opinions on BBEG are, we care that you're being a complete shitboot about it and constantly do nothing but post your meme over ang over again for te sake of getting (You)s like the attention hungry whore you are. And no matter what happens you'll keep doing it on every single thread that ever uses the phrase, because you have no life outside of being a contrarian troll and begging for (You)s.

Hell, I'm not even going to properly link this post to you, because I don't even want to dignify you with another (You) you don't deserve.

It's a shame we don't have mods or janitors that care about board quality. It would be nice is the ugh fag or the /pol/ shitposters caught some bans every once in a while.

You're really going to keep trying with that whole "There's only one guy who doesn't like BBEG" thing?

I don't have a BBEG, but the most recurring NPC in my game likes to read stories, collect stuffed animals, and go to the tavern to tell stories himself

there's only two people on Veeky Forums, newfriend.

That would mean you are the guy who doesn't like BBEG.

Reminder

Don't respond to ugh posts, report ugh posts, don't give ughfag fodder.
Let him rot, and starve him of attention. He is nothing without the (You)s to sustain him

I really only seem to see someone who types and argues exactly like you doing it, weirdly. also it seems to be one person who hates the word every time, not two or three people all agreeing on disliking it. I'm glad you guys all decide to stay one to a thread and use the same arguments all the time to keep things orderly.

Either that, or you're fibbing.

But there's three or four people in this thread alone who agree on disliking it. I don't know what to tell you man, but you might want to reconsider your angle because even a casual look makes you look crazy.

>54094771
That's lie, at most I may count two, but the formatting and post styloing of nearly all of the shitposts is exactly the same. Sorry, but no one is buying your charade ughfag.

Plus, four anons out of a thread of 14 IPs is not that impressive. And fuck you you aren't getting this (You) you crave. Now go choke on your own shit you retarded memester

54094771
Seems like just one.
Why are you so upset about the accusations of it being just one if there are more?
It seems like you are admitting there is just one.

>tfw no qt snek gf
>tfw you'll never be her hot rock

Lots of sex. It's pretty much everyone's favorite hobby that they don't discuss. Since my BBEG is a lizard king, he has a harem of various humanoids, including lizard ladies and human girls, that he has a lot of recreational sex with.

The "female tithe" is one of the reasons the land is in rebellion against him and the adventurers are involved.

Why would reporting do anything?
Mods don't even remove blatant /pol/ shitposts.

Join Xcom, dick sneks for the glory of Humanity and Earth

They sometimes will remove Pathfinder threads if there's enough reports

I was being generous to you and your craziness. More likely it was five or six guys who felt like expressing their dislike for the phrase, with three in the first seven posts.
I don't like watching threads derail either, but if you had ignored the Ughers, they probably would have made just a few ugh posts and that would have been the end of it. Instead, you went out of your way to defend the phrase in really dumb ways, including this whole business about how only one person could disagree with you, and that's why things went out of hand.
Next time? Do us all a favor and just ignore the guys who don't like BBEG, instead of letting your crazy get the better of you.

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Why are you getting so upset about being accused of being the lone shitposter if you're not?

Because that's seems to be what makes more people decide to join in. Even I'm in this only because you're acting like no one is allowed to dislike BBEG.