Give me your most generic titles for a Fantasy Series

Dungeons and Dragons

Dragon Sword King Wizard

Chronicles of the Knights of [unintellegible]
>Vol. 1: the Stone Prophecy
>Vol. 2: the Dragon's Sword
>Vol. 3: the Edge of Destiny
>Vol. 4: the Eye of the Storm
>Vol. 5: the Secret of the Elves
>Vol. 6: the Song of Fate

>the dragon-sword king-wizard must team up with the dragon-sword-king wizard in order to defeat the dragon sword-king wizard

>Court of the Winterborn
>Heir of the Magician
>Apprentice Wizard
>Oasis of Peace
>Sundering Sword

>Centurion One
>Order of Stone
>Night Guard
>Tomb of the Flame
>Ravenous Prince
>Old One's Fate
>Likely You Are Now Aware That You Just Got Chaos Control'd

Legend of the Dragon Swords
Book 1 - The Lost Blade
Book 2 - Fury
Book 3 - The Jeweller Queen
Book 4 - The Pirate King
Book 5 - Secrets of the Forge
Book 6 - Empires Clash
Book 7 - The Last Redoubt
Book 8 - Rage of Dragons

Cocks in the Basket

Sword of the Dragon

When this thread goes into bumplimit, someone should run statistics on it to determine the most used words, both in general and in a single title.

>Sword of Justice
>Honorsword
>The Kingdom of the Sword
>Sword Lord
>Tord of the Sword
>Sword of Swords: the Quest for the Sword
Seriously, what is it wth fantasy and swords? Why couldn't we get
>Halberd of Justice
or
>The Dragonslayer's Flail
for once?

Dragonlord
The Prophecy of Night
Fireborn
The Armageddon Stone
Disciples of Generica
Stormheart
The Knights of Silverdale
Darkefyre
War of Shadows
Winterheart

>Seriously, what is it wth fantasy and swords? Why couldn't we get
Phallic imagery is inherent to fantasy, yknow, staves and swords and shit.

I, for one, welcome the issue of Lance of the Dragon which just arrived to me through Amazon.

Swords are the protagonist's weapon.

I think I read that on kindle. Nice "lance" if you get me.

[Protagonist] [name] and the [Macguffin for this book]

The Last Kingdom series has some of the most generic names I've ever seen.

>The Burned Land
>The Red Ship
>The Death of Kings
>The Empty Throne
>The Pale Horseman

"Noun-verber" is a pretty good formula.

Heartbreaker
Dream Maker
Blade Breaker
Coin Forger

Dungeons and Dragons
For real, you can't be more generic.

The word "of" would probably be the most frequent seeing as people love possessives of abstract concepts.

>Dragonfucker
I'd read it.

The Wheel of Time
The Sword of Truth
The Pick of Destiny

>Wizard's First Rule
>Stone of Tears
>Blood of the Fold
>Temple of the Winds
>Soul of the Fire
>Faith of the Fallen
>Pillars of Creation
>Debt of Bones
>Naked Empire
>Chainfire
>Phantom
>Confessor
>The Omen Machine
>The Third Kingdom
>Severed Souls
>Warheart
>Death's Mistress
>Evil Chicken

Lord of Fire
The Trial of Destiny
Bloodmoon
The Wizards Riddle
The Curse of Blood
Warrior of Storm

A Song of Ice and Fire
A Clash of Kings
A Storm of Swords
A Feast for Crows
A Dance with Dragons
The Winds of Winter
A Dream of Spring

>ywn play in a Chuck Tingle setting

What does a not generic title look like?

I have yet to encounter a fantasy novel titled "Fuckhead Squad", even though that would be an appropriate title for many books.

Mfw I'd forgotten Chuck Tingle

What is this, some pleb rip off of

I find this way funnier than it probably has any right to be.

Magic: The Gathering

Fantasy Series.

Ruby Eyes.

I had no idea what the fuck you were on about so I googled and found this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

What the actual fuck have I just found?

I have no way to process this. There is a man out there who gets paid to shitpost in book form, he is living the dream and it's a dream we all have.

I can only respond with Niggerbastard

Isn't that a parody?

>The Fires of Darkfire
>Sword of the Blade
>Dragon's Rage
>Chronicles of Shadow
>Reaver of the Dark
>Scion of Nemesis

Yep.

My Awesome D&D Campaign in Prose Form.

>Saga of the Chronicles
>The Impossible Journey
>Against The Horde
>The Ancient Prophecy
>The Dark Tyrant

And we're being creative in this thread. If you search some of these 'young adults' novels that have plagued literature for the past 20something years or as I like to call it, the "Teenagepunk" genre , you'll find titles as generic as:
>Chronicles
>Legacy
>Deliverance
>Dark
>Elves
>Gorecrushers

Lances are even bigger dicks though.

The Arcitronium

1. Warcrash
2. Tales from Underfoot
3. Quest for the Truesword

The Elvenwood Chronicles
The Legacy of Dwarfhold
The Last Dragonking

Prophecy of the Guardians

Dragon's Song
Song of the Dragon
Dragonsong
A Song of Dragons

Guys please stop posting Wheel of Time novel titles. It's making me embarrassed.

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>the poop that took a pee is real

>Hero's Journey
>The [insert D&D class/archetype]'s Apprentice

>ITT: We talk about the plots of these generic book titles and discuss them as if they were real

I'm starting to think that giving fantasy books generic sounding titles is a tradition at this point.

WIELDING A MAGIC DRAGON-SWORD KING-WIZARD

The Magician's Apprentice
The Magicians' Guild
The Novice
The High Lord

Pretty sure it'd be a dragon sword-king-wizard?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monomyth

>Seriously, what is it with fantasy and swords?
Think of a simple construction tool.
Now think of a color.
Did you think of a hammer and red?

It has something to do with how human brains operate and how our culture works.
Swords are one of the most basic concepts of weaponry most people know of. So naturally people gravitate towards it.
It's a simple weapon, mentally speaking. It's got a handle on one end, and you use the sharp and pointy end to fuck shit up.

Jesus.
This thread sent me down a rabbit hole that led to the terrible naming trends in vampire romance novels.....

Soulblade! Journy of the chosen.

Lord of the rings

>not "teenpunk"
Are you even trying?

Legacy of the gorecrusher elves.

Chronicles of the Dark Elves

Lost in The Underdark

Deliverance of the elven chronicles.

(Fe)Male Rape Fantasies

Series went downhill after Knights of Silverdale.

The Dark Legacy

If we added "sword" to the mix I could do this all night.

>Did you think of a hammer and red?

No, I thought of a yellow bulldozer...but now that I think about it that isn't a simple tool. My brian is fried.

Hero's Journey
Grand Castle
World of Fantasy

Dragonstone: Kingdom of Chalvaren
The Last Leprechaun
Mortag's Honor
The Winter Laird
Clarity's Doom
The Hunt for Magic

These are all real harlequin romance novel titles

Dragonsword

I surrender.

Damn. There go my plans for the evening.

> These are all real harlequin romance novel titles

Ok, explain how you know that in a way that doesn't make you look a leeeeettle suspicious.

Sorry. It's gotten hot as hell in my house and I'm not in the mood for a shitpost off.

Chronicles: Origins

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How else am I supposed to jerk off?

I follow a blog that collects and makes fun of extra bad romance novel titles. Sue me, it makes me laugh

Isn't there a new trilogy starting now? The magician 's emissary or something

I can totally relate.

The Dragon Crowned Sword of Kings.

Copyright.

OC

She's finally moved away from putting "magician" in every title; the next one's The Traitor Spy trilogy.

The Ambassador's Mission
The Rogue
The Traitor Queen

An improvement, but not by much.

Chronicles of the new World :
- The path of Honor
- The Dark Path
- The path of Light
- The hopeless Path
- Beyond the Dawn

fuckin' saved

Rolled 7 (1d8)

Alright I'm doing this

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The Ogre's Thief, sounds suitably generic