Magic item art thread?

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Is it a paladin that put levels into bard or a bard that put levels into paladin?

Darg Sledgefists' Fistsledge:
Forged by Dark Seldgefist himself, no matter how hard the hammer is swung, it will only hit as hard as Darg himself is able to punch. It does however, it that hard even through the thickest and toughest armors.

Ivory Ring of the Death Head:
Naturally cold to the touch, it will heat up the more danger the wearer is in, becoming painfully hot when the wearer is in mortal peril.

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This scarf and headwrap was constructed from the tapestries of a long dead kingdom. While it doesn't possess any extraordinary qualities, it has been stitched in such a way where the images chronologically depict the state's history, ending with a lone prince defending a castle from a ferocious dragon.

This ring was constructed by a gifted necromancer. Upon wearing it, the user becomes innately attuned with the realm of the dead, and can communicate with its inhabitants, who possess arcane knowledge and can even foretell the future. However, the souls of the next world are desperate for any connection to the living, and prolonged usage can drive its user mad as he receives so many visions and voices all at once.

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haha I used this as a +2 magic warhammer once. The only thing special about it was that every time the wielder hit a guy with it the hammer would whisper in the users head, 'pow right in the kisser'

Reminds me of youtu.be/adi9Ijhvn1Y

>tfw someone liked your second-rate typo-riddled descriptions enough to screencap them

Guess i'll make more?

Darkward Shield

A high grade shield made of gilded iron and a thin, carved plate of black marble. The cross bolted over the marble plate symbolizes the wearer's conviction of keeping ancient evils sealed for all time, and these shields are often found carried by paladins of Schala, goddess of balance.

Tobulus' Ring of Home Sweet Home

A ring worn by Tobulus Traevla, renowned wanderer, treasure hunter and travel guide author. He suffered from bouts of homesickness, until a tinkerer offered to enchant and revise his house to move with him. The ring can be used to summon Tobulus' manor from wherever it is, as long as the wearer is in the same plane.

Helwan's Skull

A skull which once belonged to Lord Genis' pet hellhound, a careless apprentice used it in an experiment with studding skulls. While the experiment would eventually result in the Jewelled Skull of Lord Genis, Genis fired the apprentice and worked alone from that point onward. Invoking the skull summons a ghostly visage of Helwan to attack enemies. It's thought that Helwan's undead bones wander around the landscape, looking for it's skull.

Fiend's Embrace

While some would make the mistake of considering this a dark artefact, it is in truth simply a cloak made of blood leopard hide with a clasp of mithril. Worn by the pragmatic Eastern Bygrav Mountain tribe hunters as a fashionable alternative to their usual enchanted gear, it allows the wearer to see the vitals, veins and location of anything the wearer considers prey in a radius of up to 1 kilometer.

Cave Helmet

Usually worn by dwarven demolitionists on the clock, this helmet was designed and enchanted in such a way as to be unbreakable whether by blastwave or blunt trauma. However, as these are not meant for commercial use, it is missing the resize enchantment most armor has.

>tfw you forget your face

Jewelled Helm of Warlord Alachan

An old gladiatorial helmet worn by warlord Alachan during her time as a Stornian gladiatorial slave, it was studded with jewels by her court engraver in an effort to alleviate the pain brought back by her memories of the blood-soaked colosseum. In truth, Alachan was having the time of her life in the colosseum and considers the jewelling a tribute to her past. The helm itself embolsters the wearer and imbues him with bravery as long as he stands tall in an arena.

Ryukami Geode

An old amethyst geode with images of four dragon gods carved onto it's walls, two on each side. It was used as a ritual focus for oracles wishing to commune with the dragon gods, and a different ritual was to be conducted for each dragon. Assuming someone knew the proper rituals, the dragon gods would be happy getting some new followers after such a long time, that they might just offer wishes to whomever called upon them.

Stratoshield and Bowstring Sword

An odd combination of violin and weaponry, these two items were most commonly wielded by followers of either Paramoura, goddess of music and romance, or Rumjack, god of music and combat. The two orders had great disagreements over theology and ideology, but these were never used in combat between the two, instead being used to calm battles or inspire troops. The enchantments on this particular set greatly expand the range the wearer's music can be heard in.

>Disassocidol

A figurine made of brass-coated pewter. It was cursed to give it's bearer a huighly physical form of split personality, one completely in opposition to the wearer's natural one. The longer the idol is carried, the more the personality progresses in power, until, depending on the other personality's morality, may either eradicate the original personality or physically separate from him, becoming a living being in their own right. It's maker is unknown.

Rattlebones

A pair of pistols originally wielded by the dread desperado, Dona Calaca. unlike regular firearms, these necromantic pistols can only fire bones or teeth, and each shot is enveloped ad propelled by necrotic energies, causing incurable wounds wherever the bullet hits and reraising those killed by a direct shot to the heart as undead slaves, and whether they retain their flesh or not depends on whether or not they're exposed to more necrotic energy at regular intervals. It's thought that Dona Calaca used the pistols to gather a harem of undead slaves in order to somehow alleviate her frustration over being unable to feel anything without her flesh, although this is mostly heard from drunkards relaying wildly inaccurate and contradictory accounts of her travels.

Headbasher

A cane with a skull motif on the grip, the Headbasher was named by a pun-obsessed wizard who noted that headbutting someone would count as slamming your skull against his. Anyone struck to the head with the grip of the cane experiences dizziness, followed by being knocked out, regardless of strength or constitution.

Chimer Helm

A helmet in the image of a chimera, uusally worn by alchemists attempting to rever the fusion of chimera and return them to their component creatures. It's enchanted with wards against transformative spells and designed to fool chimeras into thinking the wearer is one of them.

Flowers of Exsanguination

A cast-iron mace painted with designs of flowers and fruit, the Flowers of Exsanguination has the ability to create seeds for rare, mythic or even outright nonexstent plants based on what the wielder is fighting for. For example, one could fight for love and receive a seed of an Alura Une, a plant that takes the shape of a beautiful woman. However, the plant must be watered to full size with blood spilled using the mace or it will wither.

Laboratory of the Heathen
{Blood}{Evil}[[Blood]][[Blood]][[Blood]]{Evil}{Blood}
>I don't know what effect it should have yet
Blood = biology basically...

maybe it allows evil types to cast .
it'd have to do something else too.

you may turn all evil cards horizontal. or something.

Hammer of Elephant's Might
a hammer that strikes as if it weighs as much as an elephant, but to the wielder, it weighs the same as a regular hammer

I'll dump a few

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i can never not see this weapon as a fisting sex toy

Teleport your problems away with this hand-held grenade! Just throw it with aim and amaze yourself as the touch of the metal sends your enemies to a random location!

Warning; results may vary, sometimes random location may mean the very same location. Avoid contact with clothes and weaponry.

>Gulliver's Ring
>Don't wear it while sleeping, near thread or anywhere where you could be incapacitated.

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Demon Lord's Nail of Fire
Forged from one of several large nails that at one time kept a demon lord sealed away. The demon escaped but the bindings left behind were imbued with demonic energy. This one, when attuned, will inflict fire damage to any creature hit by it. There are other blades made from these nails but their powers and whereabouts are unknown, possibly lost to time.

Magical potion: Kraken's Ichor
When opened or poured into a large body of water it creates a 50ft tall 40ft wide cylinder of inky black unnatural darkness that lasts for an hour.
Raven's Gaze
Created by a vengeful sorceress long ago to punish those that had betrayed her.

When crows/ravens stare into the gem they become part of your flock and will do your bidding. Attack, defend, search, etc.