You tried to save the world

Tried to save the world, but declared Exterminatus

you mean Hillary

I relaxed around blacks

No.

You're a glass half full kind of guy, huh?

I forgot to use one of these.

I crashed a sun made of fire into a sun made of ice.

>"Are you -sure- you defused the doomsday weapon?"
>"Yeah it's probably fine"

You fucking monster.

Pepsi

Nothing. It's all of my plan.

I relied on pic related

Oh fuck off you faggot, it's not even close to bad.

Assuming same size, one of these is significantly more sense than the other and is producing a self sustaining exothermic reaction while the other is essentially a giant ball of water that will rapidly evaporate as it approaches the other sun

I guess I saved half the world
Good enough

I was born

It's not it's fault you can't use it properly you cock-gurgling inbred

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The "Ice" sun is water plasma because at a sun mass worth of water fusion happens.

Yeah.

Then it's not ice?

Nope she is not the president

And the earth isn't half on fire. Coincidence? I think not.

It was red wire/green wire.

My character's colorblind.

Actually, that's not Earth. It's the homeworld of a hostile alien race intent on exterminating mankind and turning it into a new hive for their ever growing hordes. I just Ender's Gamed that shit up.

And the world's not half destroyed. You're welcome.

I get that reference.

I laughed, good work m8

Assuming it poofs into existence as ice it would then proceed to melt. Not reading Ice frozen in time there.

I posted that dinosaurs are cooler with feathers

because they are

Therefore negating the "ice sun crashes into lava sun" argument because it would just be 2 normal suns at that point.

it's almost like it's a retarded bait image or something.

That would only flip the burning half around

I succeeded in saving the world from omnicidal maniacs.

But it didn't matter because we got owned by a fucking stray space rock anyways.

The world is Bernie and it's been reduced to Sanders and ashes.

The burning half was part of the plan, I just forgot which side I had the population evacuated to.

I forgot to make the other sun lava. When I did it went nova.

Is that Universe Sandbox 2?

yes

nice

Petty infighting, same as always.

We're too busy debating the fine points of the morality that we are operating on to actually be effectual in any real way.

Forgot to carry the 2.

Trusted Republicans

Your moves are weak

A party member killed a child.

Gigaslave is not a spell to miscast.

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Released my new mix tape

I chose my qt boyfriend over the rest of the world.

I moved the planet closer to the sun to burn off the mist that was killing all life after I became god but I lost my power before I could do anything about the massive temperature increase

The artifact empowering the BBEG was also protecting the world from an eternal winter wasteland, and we destroyed in the battle the scroll we had to repair it after he was dead.
Then we tried to bring the sun closer to the world, and after adjusting the destruction of the atmosphere, we got a pretty liveable equator.

Now you tell me the runes had to be in a specific order!

I knew I shouldn't have cast that fucking Armageddon spell.

Why the fuck does it even have reagents and a listing in my spell book?!?

Trusted the fairies

>2 sun.png
LMAO

Shit man, better hope your giant friend with access to collective knowledge of man can ascend to Godhood and fix this shit before morning