The goblins and other monsterfolk are demanding equal rights and fair treatment. They're also probably communists...

The goblins and other monsterfolk are demanding equal rights and fair treatment. They're also probably communists. How would your party respond to such a discovery? How would your setting at large respond to it?

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I can tell this thread definitely will not devolve into flames and shitposting. Nope, not at all.

I knew the risks when posting this thread, but I promise you this was not meant to start up any shitposting. Just wanna know how folks would respond to monster rights activists.

I don't like the "how would x shit up you setting" style opening posts. Sours my mood regarding a topic.

Genocide them.

It doesn't matter if they're rising commies or subservient capitalists, the Inquisition does this sort of thing.

Depends on the setting

hang the burgoisie unironically

Sorry, comrade.

That would imply goblins are regular workers in the setting. That would be pretty rare.

>actually I like haveing commies in fantasy settings. I had dwarven communes and it worked pretty good.

Ein Reich
Ein Volk
Ein Zarus

Plenty for all
Freedom for all
No kings
No borders

Inclined to agree with this. Tends to start and end with nonfunctional dickwaving rather than anything cool, in my experience.

Come to think of it, I suppose it's a bit like the crossover or self-insert of worldbuilding. The idea is cool, you add two cool things or wonder what if a lot, but then the execution is just some halfassed autofellatio about Thing A utterly wrecking Thing B's shit because one or both of them is poorly written Sue bullshit reeeeee.

>Chaotics
Ew gross, I think I stepped in something. Could anyone check if got any NAP on the sole of my foot?

Or the stuff just doesn't merge meaningful at all. Take OP with a basic D&D campaign. Guess the forces of evil are now infighting a bit more. Not like Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas were talking to orcs before.

I would abrogate their culture, assuring that certain races receive certain special status, according to how well they choose to integrate into our society.

Help them kill all the capitalist scum, of course.

By now, I'm assuming that since its become a problem, illegal immigration and refugee intake is at an all time high?

If I were a king, I'd just start rounding up work gangs and making sure they had access to food, water and shelter. I'd apply for a special circumstances waiver from my council, see if there was any possibility of transmigration as well.

Just picture a marine whos off his meds doing the same thing as Harmabe did. It will make it much easier.

They can apply to become a Noncombatant Paper Carrier. The fastest way is to be sponsored by someone that already has one or does not need one (i.e. a non-monster folk). They need to be renewed every few years. If you sponsor someone and they commit crimes, you are held partly-responsible.

But I'm playing a monsterfolk, so... he has to be happy with it by construction, I guess?

The same principles that apply to a making a good setting to making a good milk shake. Peanut butter might be fun, but steak seasoning is not.

Unless you are Games Workshop, in which case the goal isn't to make it taste good, but to dare you to drink it.

Rape them in their tight monster boipussies.

This actually just happened in my game.

It started in the previous setting, when the PCs convinced the general of the human empire army and the warchanter of the greenskin horde that saving the world from the Ancient Evil was more important than killing each other. Fast forward 150 years, and half-orcs make up much of the Imperial military, and goblins are the majority of factory workers.

One of the big corps tried to replace the goblins (and human laborers) with undead, leading to citywide riots. The PCs have helped broker a deal forming a workers union with a seat on the governing council. (The Count who helped them do this, and became High Chancellor through this deal, is demon-possessed. It's so hard to find ethical leaders who don't want to start world wars to feed on mass soul-death, isn't it?)

They just basically want to break into your house and steal shit. Which is about 100 times less worse than that putting a gun to your head and committing you to forced labor.

>Unless you are Games Workshop, in which case the goal isn't to make it taste good, but to dare you to drink it.
And yet they still make the tastiest milkshake on the market.

I just want a part of your soul.
Just a little nibble.
Your making it out to be way worse than it is.

>turning LIBERTY FUCKING PRIME into a communist
Neck yourself, """comrade"""

Confused. Goblins and other monster races founded a nation-state almost zealously dedicated to capitalism around 300 years ago. They're already one of the major world powers, with the single most powerful military, and are close allies of the Protectorate the PCs live in.

or in this guys case, getting his little brother to drink it.

No changing the axioms the setting is based on!

Maybe some kind of internal strife has created a civil war between the capitalist monsters and the newly formed communist monsters?

I only like them when they are interesting, and the art on this one looks interesting. Its not your typical propaganda poster, its got a more satirical bent to it.

You have to understand that in D&D, goblins are inherently sneaky due to the built in morality system. The have innate racial traits which make them predisposed towards kidnapping children and stealing untended objects of sentimental value.

They're 19th century Canada?

See, the important thing, from an administrative perspective, outside of having a figurehead with a pre-estalblished means of succession, is not who's in charge, but how resources are used and distributed.

I guess propaganda from the theocratic-communist necromancer nation to the west finally had some effect.

You can call it capitalism or you can call it communism, but inefficiencies are inefficiencies, wasted resources are wasted resources.

That's basically the deal with this demon, yeah. "There are many parts to a soul" is a phrase that has been turning up here and there and creeping the PCs out.

Work a mind-numbing factory job for years? You grind away a little part of yourself, and The Hungering Spiral laps it up. Walk past a beggar, telling yourself he's probably fine and just scamming people? You cut away the tiny part of you that could have cared for him. Ten million young men go to war, march as one, stare down their musket barrels, kill and die on command? Every little bit that has to be stripped away to make them soldiers is grist for the mill.

The problem is that the feeding becomes so pleasurable that you don't WANT to stop. The very act of feeding on your soul brings pleasure to both you and the demon.

You start to wonder if you'd be happier as a sex slave, just feeding on your carnal desires. The shit gets old really quickly. Because after a while, you get bored. More than guilty or saddened or anything else, you just get bored repeating the same thing over and over again.

something that is fun the first time is rarely fun the second time. Thats what makes life so difficult. After a while, life lacks the same novelty. The only way for it to be like the first time is to forget. And even then, it can't, cause your soul has already learned something.

That is also what makes the soul kind of boring. It has already experienced everything there is to experience. To surrender yourself to it is to surrender yourself to complete annihilation. You are deliberately limiting your experience to what you're soul chooses to experience.

Thats why those Akashaic riddles are so daunting. The same ones don't work anymore. One hand clapping sounds like tripe, but when you are young and open minded, it sounds brilliant, you have nothing to compare the experience to because you have forgotten what the riddle feels like, you have only the memory of what happened, and not the feeling.

and all shells are merely facets of the same soul, and all souls facets of the one-soul.

They aren't citizens
there is no republic
no industrialism
and the remain creatures that feast on human flesh and compete for space.
they must be removed

You're brain is so filled with psuedo knowledge, such as its knowledge of causation and correlation and its constant conflation, that the only way to learn is to "unknow" what you already know.

Or you could enslave them, prohibit them from eating meat, study them to sure of their taint, and have them excommunicated or deemed unworthy and be set to the stake, on orders of the inquisition.

>Viking looking katana axe
Ugh

Many wild animals will feed on flesh of day old bones. Why should we exclude such things from the natural kingdom until as such time we can prove they are tainted? There is no immediate danger, and it might be useful to have one as a servant, for who knows more about the fae than the fae?

I like this.
I can't help it.
It appeals to my inner 12 year old.

The spectacle at court alone! We could make fortunes charging off the trial to see whether they are deemed animal or unnatural! And the tithes from guilty slave traders who will use them! Oh brother, it will be (snaketongue) GLORIOUS!!

Why should they care? There are hundreds of realms who govern themselves. The party consists of radically destabilizing free elements so it's just like...whatever, man. Give us a monster to kill and a lair to loot.

The palladin wanders his eye at the spectacle before him, those gathered outside in peaceful protest, and the wild eyed man who leads them...

They will bring upon us damnation! Damnation and the wages of hell! They will make a mockery of our traditions, and-"

"They take Oggs job!"
(in unison) YEAH!!

Theif (puts on pair of sunglasses) I didn't think you were going to show up!
Paladin (puts on sunglasses) Lets roll!
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>palladin
Avamongtars of Palladium when

>right "libertarianism"
you wish
im a dirty commie

The problem communism has always had is in how it chooses to distribute resources. Its something no two communists seem to agree on.

Their electoral process is considerably less important.

where is the "taint" meme coming from.
They are organized pests and predators, ones that can use tools.
They are competition, will by nature of their ideology refuse to see the legitimacy of other governance and have no interest in following the laws of any given state because of that.
And we really have no need to ingratiate these peoples into any given government.

Also because we are dealing with "moster races" we are still dealing with orks, other goblinoid groups, kobalds and the like. refusing to remove them will mean they'll try to rise up and crush you for not being communist.

>Many wild animals...
Stop you there, they are in thoery sapian and not animals but more to the point
Wild animals that hurt people, we kill them/drive them from property.
T. rural fag, have had to drive away coyotes and wolves.
big dogs are good.

>The goblins and other monsterfolk are demanding equal rights and fair treatment.

Well, that makes sense, every sapient has a right to be given a fair chance and respect...

>They're also probably communists

Slaughter them all.

>Wild animals that hurt people, we kill them/drive them from property.
and we also domestic them. We heard cattle, we ride horses, we take other men as slaves, we dress monkeys as butlers.
Why not put them to use? You will never get rid of all of them. They are as much a part of nature as the weeds and pests that gnaw our grains and strangle our crops.

you got to stop your bullshittry user.
1. wild animals that have a tenancy to eat humans are not used for anything other than killing things. Dogs are prime example.
2. anything a gob can do a human can do, there is no unique uses.
3.
> domesticating sapians.
come now user.
there is no real use for these communist monsters.

Never met a goblin, actually.

>he thinks you can have socialism in an unregulated society
What kind of coolaid have you been drinking?

Actually dogs are used as pack animals. Most commonly as sled dogs, but prior to the reintroduction of horses to the Americas they were used more extensively.

Yeah
but also to kill rodents
> see the jack Russel breed.
drive away threats and hunt animals (fox hunts, we used them up here to drive away coyotes and wolves that and guns.)
Guard dogs, attack dogs
You do have recuse and guide stuff but a lot of it is killing. 'least outside of pre pack animal America

I'd be more concerned if you did

Dogs are used to fetch items, defend households, kill bears, herd sheep, bait bulls, and murder varmints. And defend children. They do a lot more than just kill things.

lol, what a cucked class traitor. You figure a Polack would like the commies, seeing as they liberated them from the Nazis.

Except, they have been fighting against German and Russian occupation for centuries. Unfortunately for them mowing down their enemies with hussars have long since passed.

i grouped kill things along with generally, dealing with fighting, defending, killing pests, etc.
and certain breeds can be bred to do other things but generally that comes later.
>defend children
i love the dog's i've had in my life but I would not trust them with kids.
Kids are idiots, dogs don't like being hurt.
those things do not mix well
>fetch items
nigga there's a bunch of slobber on it.

1.communism is a horrible religion.
2. Why would they just love a foreign power, entering in and just staying there?
They kicked out the nazis but they aren't much better

Ah, right. Still, lol at that fucking loser for being a class traitor, and lol at all the right wing cucks who think he's badass. The Soviets were way more hard than any sissy Nazi.

Is everything "left" or "right" for you? How can you oversimplify such things like an imbecile? Do you even have any understanding of what you are saying?
Or do you just take one side or the other when its insulted just to say "not me"?

As if we didn't already have enough reason to kill them all!

The Soviets fucking occupied Poland. They invaded it in 1939 from the East while the Nazis invaded from the west, and they occupied it again afterwards. They didn't liberate shit, and they murdered people who fought against them and the Nazis during the original 1939 invasion.

Fuck you, you addled headed shit-for-brains.

join them, happy to call them comrades

Leave none alive

Not human = genocide. The existence of another sapient race is an existential threat to your own. You must eliminate it before it eliminates you, no exceptions.

"""Liberated"""
The soviets invaded Poland with the Nazis and then when the Nazis turned on them they kicked them out and ended up occupying the whole thing themselves.

One of my players is a genuine commie and would jizz at the opportunity of class warfare much to the rest of the party's chargin

Has he seized the means of production in your game yet?

When you are Smarx the Gommunist and you feel great pride that your brothers and sisters have taken your call to action to overthrow the bourgeois and your party is in shock your plan worked and now have to pay up on bets and help overthrow the lords they'd been happily serving.

Smarx + Small Marx and Gommunist + Goblin Communist

Not yet. He is a low level wandering swordsman who acts CG due to obtuse political ideology instead of generic adventurer reasons. We are all counting the days until he goes full guerilla

Post stories on Veeky Forums when he does.

>""""Liberated""""

Same way the USA""""democratized"""" Libya

It depends on whether or not the setting has helicopters.