Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1594: Delicious Apple Pie Gelato Edition

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JUMPCHAIN, I HAVE RETURNED

Gelato is always superior to ice cream. Who here makes delicious goodies? Have you done anything with them?

Run you fool!

Who the fuck are you.

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How's that jump coming along?

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got the infinite gelato item from
... err that one anime on mars with the gondolas...

>pic
Hey, I remember that email...

>those tabs
what are you up to killzone user?

If I cook it tends to be large slabs of meat.

Got that meat supply thing from Carnivores pretty early on and went about killing one of every animal so that I could have an infinite supply of all the meats.

I think I enjoy it so much because of all the monstrous/carnivorous forms I have.

>Using grammarly
Nice to see I am not the only one.

>not hiding your porn tab in the screenshot

Amateur.

I better be able to side with the Helghast man, And also will their be Followers? I love me some foot soldiers user

>Grammarly
Mah nigga

>being this new

>space aids

It's like none of you have done this before.

You're supposed to have the most absurd shit on your tabs.

>actually thinking it's not on purpose
Sad

>being this new lol XD

You're expecting a Tumblrite to know jack or shit.

Doesn't shit like that spy on what you're writing?

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Have you read through lparchive.org/Killzone/ ?

Is the Devil May Cry jump finished? It says that it's still a WIP at the top and there's still old DMC jump on the drive.

Nah, just trying to remember which jump(s) you've written.

...You do System Shock?

Well then maybe stop being a shitty poster.

I use chrome, anything i need to be secure or super confidential to the point of "muh evil company spying" won't come in contact with it anyways.

So you admitted to baiting me...interesting.

I'm actually not the guy who posted that screenshot, sorry user.

And it is a very similar set-up, isn't it?

The only bait's the image you posted.

How is that even bait? Having funny tabs in a screenshot has been a thing for a fucking long time.

I was actually pointing out how the user was baiting me by calling me a tumblrite. Anyway I'm gonna chill out.

It's Nika just trying to feel superior to someone else.

...Isn't that true, though?

Thinking back on a bunch of NES games I've only played on emulators, I considered making jumps for them. But few-to-none of them have enough content for a full jump. Would anyone care if I just mashed three or more little games into a single jump?

With each game providing an origin -

Little Nemo (drop-in)
Solar jetman
Metal storm
Startropics

Shit like this is why your sincerity is always fucking questionable.

user was using it in an insulting manner, though, hence why I called it bait.

Less questionable than your birth certificate, you little wannabe abortion. Still salty the 3 people you baited last thread didn't bite, huh?

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Any tips for killing jumpers?

Pretty sure a lot of people would mind, especially because Little Nemo has a great movie to go along with the game and you're not shoving that into a mash-up jump like it's a third rate NES game.

Find their address and buy a gun.

Just put a sign that says free waifus and powers where you have a trap and watch them fall for it.

Nnnnnnnnnyemaybe?

I feel like you could do that if you got games with a LOT of conceptual/premise overlap and not much unique to themselves. But I'm not so sure about the ones you listed?

I remember StarTropics having some weird cosmic shit at the end. So if it turns out to be like the Ultima series, where it straight up turns into sci-fi, then I guess you could weld it onto Solar Jetman and Metal Storm, with Little Nemo as the odd one out.

Doesn't Little Nemo have a series?

>especially because Little Nemo has a great movie


PAJAMA PAJAMA!

>laser spear appears and kills aku

Mandatory scaling enemy drawback tied to a very tempting perk or origin.

You'll never take my scepter!

youtube.com/watch?v=9bAvSPFQPuU

>scaling enemy drawback
Literally, metaphorically, and figuratively trash. The drawback choice for jumpmakers with no creativity.

I didn't know we ordered more salt today.

The primary method of battle during The Great Potato Crisis War was usually by taking advantage of young and 'middle-aged' Jumpers, most of whom suffered from delusions of grandeur or were convinced a certain combination of perks made them effectively invincible. A combination of guerilla tactics utilized with multidimensional weaponry would be employed, followed by a blitzkrieg using several different clones of Cardcaptor Sakura.

However, once Jumpers began to use proper Jackie Chan tactics to counter this and using improvised weapons instead of individual combos, this strategy became less effective as battle became too entertaining to take seriously, and agents on the field would often stop and eat popcorn while watching their comrades get slaughtered via stepladders.

Eventually, the tactic was abandoned in favor of using Multi-Dimensional CQC with Chipotle Mayo, but this would eventually lead to The Wormhole Battle. See pg. 68 for more details.

Eh, they can be done well. It's rare, but it's possible. I prefer the ones that give them your powers, though, then you at least have some idea of what they're capable of, and it's not a constant game of "I use ___" "lol no you didn't nyet nyet nyet".

You have to add "ruling over a planet/universe" to that too to make it extra tempting.

>The Great Potato Crisis War

Ah them's were the days. When men were men. Women were men. CHILDREN WERE GODS. AND THE DAY I LOST BOTH ME DIGNITY AND ME VIRGINITY TO SOME RAINBOW-HAIRED TWOPENNY TROLLOP.

We walked uphill both ways in the glass fields.

Can't wait man, Also I hope for some helghast followers

Is that all you can remember?

Pajama pajama, oh lajamas are sooo~ scary AHHAHAHAHA!

Bear witness to the power of the Royal Scepter!

youtu.be/8BB6PqH0vS0?t=2820

I make a mean apple crumble, following this recipe:

Crumble:
300g ground manna, sieved pinch of volcanic salt
175g unrefined sugar, touched by the power of a harvest deity
200g unsalted Asgardian goat butter, divided into a circle of binding to capture the essence of the Supernal Realms

Filling:
450g Hesperidean apples, cored and cut into 1cm pieces
50g quintessence
1 tbsp manna
1 pinch of Dune-brand spice

1. Preheat the Gaian Bastion to 180 C farenheitfags get out reee

2. Mix the manna, sugar and quintessence with rays of your own light. Molecularly reassemble the butter into the mixture until it has the consistency of breadcrumbs

3. Invoking an appropriate Adamant Circle spell, sprinkle the blessed sugar, manna and spice upon the fruit without breaking it up

4. Butter a 24cm oven dish inscribed with the I-Ching. Spoon fruit mixture on the bottom, sprinkle the crumble on top

5. Bake for 40-45 minutes while using the First Magic to enforce the process of Noble Phantasm crystallisation and the Second to swap in alternate universe portions of your crumble that were cooked even better (or mana to enforce the crumble's concept, as appropriate).

6. Serve with coconut or cookies & cream ice cream. No matter what some people tell you, custard is not wanted.

Start with yourself you fuckin fagot

>300g ground manna, sieved pinch of volcanic salt
Ugh, volcanic salt? I used to love that, but ever since Shadow of Mordor I can't stand it. Orc cooking uses way too much of the stuff.

What can black magic do in MtG besides the usual evil/dickish stuff? I'm wondering whether I should buy some Swamps in Kamigawa or not.

Make and control undead, rot things, suck out souls, summon dark aligned creatures, talk to the dead. Normal stuff.

It sometimes gets used to set up contracts that you really don't want to break, also does a bit of spying but that's more when it is blue aligned.

Not much, unless you combine it with another color. Black's theme is amorality and ambition, you don't have to do evil with it but you're always going to be kind of a dick. But you can be a dick for justice. Black is good at acquisition, transformation, and nullification. It can take away properties from things, resources or strength or life force. I can convert one thing into another, though usually in the sense of resources and capabilities rather than outright physical transformations. Turning someone into a frog would be hard with black mana, but exchanging their wisdom for power or life energy for good fortune is possible. And it can just make things stop, drown light in shadows, snuff out life, bring silence and stillness to the world.

Do we have something like the Book of Life and Death? No not the Death Note.

Yeah, it's in Journey to the West. Not as an item for purchase, though, you're going to have to steal it. Up to you to decide if it would still work in other worlds or not.

That's actually a pretty good description. You just convinced me that I do need black mana in my life.

They do tend to smoke everything they salt, don't they? Rather like the Danish smoking salts, if the Vikings were the misbegotten spawn of elves corrupted by Sauron's dark will. But yeah, those gluttons go too far hiding the taste of maggoty bread until meat's back on the menu.

Personally, I like volcanic salt because it tends to soak up the more active leylines' energy for extra kick. Well-that and nostalgic value. Last I saw my ex, she was divided into a confused human body, and a fire goddess soul trapped in one of Hawaii's most active volcanoes.

mtg.gamepedia.com/Black#Mechanics

Seems to be focused on banishing enemy summons, debuffs, the spookier kinds of direct damage and lifedrain from what I can tell

There's the Book of Thoth from Age of Mythology, which reveals the workings of a god's mind. As the most powerful spellcaster, Thoth would presumably also have recorded lots of Egyptian magic.

Which your in-game commander uses to...be 10% better at gathering wood, gold and farming. Go figure.

Oh, and there's the Book of Going Forth By Day from Percy Jackson.

Yeah, Little Nemo in Slumberland was originally a fairly ancient comic strip serial, and has been repeatedly nostalgia-mined for reboots. It probably has enough content for a pretty good jump in and of itself.

...Huh.

This is news to me.

Correct them on their power-wanking
They'll foam at the mouth, pass out after a minute, and drown in their own spittle.

Why are you describing what you do when nobody falls for your bait, user?

Have you ever been caught doing something you really shouldn't?

Literally who?

>Implying you aren't supposed to fuck the maids in Fate

I have, but I really can't talk about that on a blue board.

Why is Kuro so lewd?

Knew I should have put a 'this is bait' spoiler in there.

What fuels your lasers, /JC/?

Energy.

One time Aria had cookies before dinner and Kiritsugu caught her doing it

Log horizon will never get made..

The backing of Fiat.

A RED SUN OVER PARADISE

LOVE, BONCH.

Because the other alternatives are drinking blood and actual sex.
And she's Illya's clone and Illya is lewd as shit.

The sun.

Enchanter a shit! Swashbuckler best class.

I wish we had that as a jump. I want it so bad.

Are there some actual uses for Symbolic Links in Kamigawa besides the minor power you get from it, if you don't plan to have worshippers?

He looks like he just crawled out of the infant universe

>if you don't plan to have worshippers
No, but you're doing it wrong.

>this tired and shitty meme

I already told you I'm working on it.
Don't be a jerk user.

Having control over your places of power and being able to teleport between them.

Sensing where worlds are in the blind eternities because you can feel places you control in the void.

Nope, still WIP. Kinda sorta jumpable, tho.

Oh you are? I did not know that. Can we get an item thats a potion that lets you customize your appearance and custom contract magic that works like freeform great magics and is powered by rare materials?

Also I really want the kitsune race option. They are completely random in everything and thats why I love them.

>Having control over your places of power and being able to teleport between them.
It's probably because I'm blind, but I can't seem to find how you would do that.

>Sensing where worlds are in the blind eternities because you can feel places you control in the void.
I'm not sure if kami can sense locations they have a link to, or whether the range would be that large.

Another Kamigawa question. Do you get the free symbolic links that Kami get if you became one with the Jumper of Flesh and Spirit + Acolyte of a Rogue Goddess combo?