Alesha: Tranny

>Alesha: Tranny
>Narset: Autistic
>Samut: kangswalker

What's next? Are they going to say that Tereri was trans and Karn is a pedophile?

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I wish there was some vigorous pedophilia going on in Theros.

In fact, I'm surprised there isn't any Plane where they're fucking girls under the Californian AoC.

Wait for Return to Arabian Nights.

>Modern WotC
>Touching the Middle East with a 29 1/2 foot pole

What the fuck does kangswalker even mean? That he's black? Teferi was black.

Fuck off with your stupid fucking thread.

Over half of the Planes are black.

Not even close unless you're counting oldwalkers or are saying Ajani is black because WE WUZ LION KANGZ or Karn because his nose.

>caring about the boring ass thrown together story of MTG and getting offended by it

nice thread buddy

>half of the planes are unemployed

Theros is heavily black, Innistrad is becoming blacker every iteration, Amonkhet is black, Tarkir is black, I could go on?

She, and it's more that she's black and Egyptian when the majority of Egyptians would look North African, meaning not Black, especially not West Subsaharan Africa black. It falls into the entire Afrocentric "thing" which as far as I can tell only idiots and Nation of Islam people believe.

>Over half of the Planes are black.
Over half of the people on Earth are black

>in b4 unimaginative "people" comment

>Egyptian
Show me where Egypt is in MTG, dumbfuck.

I might be wrong, but weren't "Arabian Nights"-style settings based in the Middle East before it became dominantly Islamic?

>Tarkir
>black

Theros is Grecian. Innistrad was overwhelmingly white. Amonkhet is Egyptian. Tarkir is Mongolian.

1/10 made me respond.

Why did WotC hire a Diversity Consultant to write an "authentic" black person when black people can be however they want in the setting?

WotC are in full control of what they pick and choose for "authenticity," and making an Egyptian-themed Plane dominated by non-Egyptians is kind of insulting for representation.

Which, by the way, is something they've been trying to do for a while now, otherwise they wouldn't have made a hubbub about an autistic planeswalker.

Oh so it's an Islamophobic setting?

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MAGE

Fantasy World Inspired by Egypt historicaly and mythologically, okay? You know what I mean, you're being pendantic so you can be right.

>Theros
>The plane where half of all cards are black
>Grecian

>Amonkhet
>Egyptian

Could you just keep the /pol/ memes to /pol/ m8.

Only if you keep your pussypain on tumblr you cunt

But there were black people in Egypt, even if they weren't the royal family or all of the people.

So even if MTG Egypt was literal Egypt (which it's not) what would the issue be in having a black Planeswalker from there? And it's not like IRL Egypt had even metallic zombie cats is it?

>you're being pendantic so you can be right.
No, I'm just thinking about this and evidently finding less to be buttblasted about than you are.

>/pol/ shitposting
>WHAAHH WE ARE ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE TUMBLR

Not the same user but seriously, faggot, stop giving anti-/pol/ posters soapboxes to stand on you fucking cunt. Go back to your r/TheDonald circlejerk.

Nigger I have never made a tumblr, and have never even visited one other than for the purpose of looking at pornography.

It's like this: we could have an actual discussion, or you could post autistic memes criticizing a fictional hyper-SJW position nobody in this thread has actually taken. I'd prefer the former. You're parodying an attitude nobody here has.

>Over half of the people on Earth are black
Barely 20% are black, unless you're counting most of Asia as black for no apparent reason.

>pol/tard starts crying when someone makes fun of his board

Laff status: had

>/pol/ banter
>centrists get triggered because any mention of any political ideaology that isn't vaguely liberal or outside of the overton window is considered too extreme for them
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE AS BAD AS TUMBLR, /pol/
You centrists are all lolcows.

>/pol/tard starts crying when someone makes fun of his board
>now with all-caps greentext

This is golden. Please keep going.

>Why do conspiracy theorists thinking liberals will destroy civilization so we need to become not!nazis are seen as being as mad as conspiracy theorists thinking our whole society is the tool of the ableist patriarchy and we need to become SJW!nazis?!?

>Over half of the people on Earth are black
Wrong
The entire population of Africa is less than India

>I got my deeply held convictions about the nature of society from anonymous trolls on a Taiwanese porn e-commune
>People laugh at my nonsense when I express them outside the designated shitposting board

Y-you baddies are crying not me

Fucking hate that Veeky Forums became popular with the American election. You faggots make shit tiresome.

>54186957 (You) #

>>Alesha is trans
So? A minor character in a bloated block on a card only used in budget EDH has different naughty bits than we expect, though we'll never seen said bits in either case. It was mentioned in one short story written solely to throw a bone at the rainbow flag sect then promptly forgotten about by everyone who doesn't build their life around loving or hating said flag.

>>Narset is autistic
Wait, Jace isn't? Edgelord hoodie-mage screamed autist from the start. Maybe he just hasn't been diagnosed yet.

>>Samut anything
Okay, super who gives a shit? We all know she's going to go join the bald midget, the milf-wolf, and Xenagoat's corpse on the isle of forgotten G/R walkers.

NIggers

>he DOESN'T get life advice from anons on a Mongolian Throat Singing Board

Don't >> me, I don't want the (You) from a worthless pleb.

You're not allowed to post racism outside of /b/, silly!

Oh sweetie, no one cares.

It's just a right-wing SJW looking to be offended, ignore the guy.

Someone does. I got a three day ban for making a Jewish conspiracy joke. Hell, I'm going to get banned soon because I pissed off an faggot hating autist. Fucking little bitches, all of them.

When you choose to do a fantasy setting based off of a real world historical culture there are choices you make creatively that can enhance or distance itself from being authentic. Ethnicity is one of those things. A setting based of of 10 Century England would have 99.99% white characters, and an Asian character would be out of place and almost certainly detract from the authencity of setting.

Yes, it's fantasy, meaning goblins and dragons and magic, etc, but a Mongolian inspired Goblin won't detract from a Mongolian inspired fantasy setting like a Sub-Saharan African inspired person would. To put it simply, the amount of black people in the Egyptian Inspired Amonkhet serves to detract from the setting rather than servicing it. Combine this with the very real Afrocentrism which says Egyptians were the ancestors of today's African Americans, and surely you can see why there are people who are not enjoying the setting and story telling.

Hey, I get a lot of use from Xenagos the Reveler in my Mina and Denn landfall EDH deck.

>Veeky Forums only became popular in 2016
Sure is summer in here

K /pol/tard, let's talk about Communism then if you want to go outside the liberal centre.

Or are you suddenly going to backpedal on that and claim that's TOO EXTREME

>communism
Absolute cancer started by a guy that never worked a day in his life, and perpetuated by lazy pieces of shit that have no concept of value.

>let's remove managers and CEOs because they sit on their ass all day
>woooow what do you mean managers fulfill a vital role within the company, I thought they did nothing all day and just took money from the workers
>what do you mean workers aren't usually intelligent to manage themselves wtf I was told we could seize the means of production and run it ourselves

>lets remove the politicians
>oh shit we didnt plan for an actual method of leadership
>surely our revolutionary leaders will have a smart solution for the problem
>woooow what do you mean there's a famine because we decided that giving out free shit was more important than maintaining irrigation systems and agricultural infrastructure. oh great now I starved to death. Bugged farming mechanics

>lets evenly distribute everything
>hmmm I don't like my neighbor
>Oh I know, I'll just report him for hoarding goods
>Oh he got shot. Oh well.
>What neighbor? I never had one

>yes, communism is all about equality
>what do you mean I'm not as faithful to the party as you
>wooooow, now the mob is killing me because I'm not as about the party line as them
>fucking Kojima
>how was I supposed to know that my neighbors would rat me out?

>/pol/ meme
>average shitpost-y joke

1nm thick skin

WE WUZ THE ORIENT AN SHIET

LU BU WUZ BLACK Y'ALL
I dont know why dem dynasty warriors games is lyin to ya n shieet but Lu Bu wuz black. Dats why he's so stron n shiet nigga, nigga wuz black. Chinese video games be racis as shit y'all

>let's remove managers and CEOs because they sit on their ass all day
>lets remove the politicians
>lets evenly distribute everything
>yes, communism is all about equality

This user has the right idea.

First, I get the point you are arguing, and mostly agree that basing a set off of a specific place and then not being accurate with the human representation can be off-putting. But I'm pretty sure there would be just as much bitching about a mostly black plane or a new black planeswalker if the plane wasn't directly based on Africa or Baltimore. If MtG made an original plane of mostly black people you'd have the same amount of bitchy racist antiSJW whining.

And we all also know that if Samut was a 10/10 full cleavage waifu no one would care about how forced she was or how terribad the card may be.

>And we all also know that if Samut was a 10/10 full cleavage waifu no one would care about how forced she was or how terribad the card may be.

Is there a reason why she couldn't be a 10/10 full cleavage waifu?

>And we all also know that if Samut was a 10/10 full cleavage waifu no one would care about how forced she was or how terribad the card may be.

Nah, I still wouldn't play her card if it was the same it is now.

But DSP is redpilled though.
youtube.com/watch?v=S3UUl5gUEcw

Claiming someone will act a certain way if the pendulum swung in another direction isn't an argument. That's like saying I don't like pistachios because I don't like peanuts.

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>MAGIC IS FORCING DIVERSITY!
>But what about all these instances of them doing this before Veeky Forums was even a thing?
>M-MUH SJW

Anybody who gives a shit about this either lacks perspective in the game they're playing, or are people completely uninvolved in MtG in the first place. Surprising nobody, because 99% of the bitching about these sort of subjects (on either end of the argument) are brought about by people external to the hobby.

Quit being autistic.

Worked for classic non-Mary Sue Nissa.

One thing I like about Japanese card games is that like 90% of all female cards are 10/10.