/cyoag/ - CYOA General

Make cyoa about the superior waifu instead of that garbage

Are you going to post the third page of Your New Weapon?
Your Fairy Companion doesn't have more than one page.

>Unrelated pic

>Nazi Saber is God tier

If there's third page, I don't have it

Saberposting should be a bannable offense.

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I thought someone in the last thread said that they were going to update it to 8 choices?

I think that was just reference to the MetaCYOA?

idk

pick them all, i don care

Time to start watching RWBY

>Metallica starts to play

Bad idea imo. I visited the /rwbyg/ and all they talk about it is which girl's dress they want to wear while getting banged in the ass.

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A bad fanbase doesn't make a show bad.

That being said, RWBY is just above mediocre at it's best moments.

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Theres actually quite alot of spelling I have fixed in my version user. Appreciate it, but I was waiting for the last thread to die before posting my edited one.
Especially how Cethra Drove is now Cethra Lilith Drove cause im a retard.

I also have a surprise for everyone.

More Waifu options?

Yes and no.
All will be reveled in due time.

I'm convinced it's not the fanbase, but instead something caused by the show. It starts with watching gay anime and ends with posting in /trash/ about which pretty dress you want to wear. Escape this fate while you still can.

Sounds hot.

Do we really need more waifu cyoas ?

But the real question is getting fucked in the ass BY WHO

Did she grow up not understanding what a psuedopenis is, I guess? You'd think her mom would tell her about that.

No, but we're going to get them regardless.

None of the people I personally know who watch it do any of those things. Maybe everyone you know is just an autist?

Probably has to do with the whole "vocal minority" concept with the annoying people always being the loudest.

Traps.

Maybe they just don't invite you to their secret cross dressing sex parties

Oh no, they all know I'm the one who hosts all of our *craziest* sex parties!

You can pick the correct choice here, Mox or the garbage choice, Nero

Persis, thank you

Repostin with some edits and changes
Mostly spelling and a few fixes to keep canon.
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And as the other user stated;
>Metallica stars playing

You might be only one ever to have picked her. At least I don't remember anyone else, might have missed someone.

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youtube.com/watch?v=C4nCy5CITc8

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youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk

Nero because I can see through your lies.

FUUUUUCK
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Why isn't she in the CYOA?

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Nero is the best.

You fucked it all up.

Now I won't read your CYOA.

and finally the surprise DLC!
I'll post the rest of my stuff after I tear through this pizza.
Saw alot of great builds last thread and I feel proud of ya all. Love ya guys.

Pay tribute to your favorite CYOA author by posting a CYOA they made!

>Card
Pestilence

>Royal City
Overgrown Fortess

>Lands
Thick Fogs, Dense Forest, Stormy Lakes, Gaia Pillars. I'd love to have a cave system too.

>Citizen Life (14 +4)
Tier I- Entertainment, Cooking, Education, Mercantile, Farming, Community, Happiness, Craftsmanship, Engineering, Hard Working, Dutiful
Tier II- Craftsmanship, Engineering, Metalwork, Farming, Mercantile, Education
Tier III- Engineering

>Garrisons
Those Cast Out
Thorns of Triforge
Wild Beast Masters
Imperial Magus
Black Band Merc Company

>Seal
Fleshweaver's Kit

>Lordship Powers
Minor- Scultped Body, Silver Tongue, Rabbit's Foot, Watchful Eye
Major- Mending Flesh, Dragon's Wings, Ironhide

>Companions
Bodyguard- Gracelyn Morandi
Diplomats (+1)- Damien and Bartholomew Esq
Spymaster- Owl Girl
War Master- The Legend, of course
Specialist- Christoph III

>Spouse
Nali and Fiyu, The Twins. I kinda wish they could just be partners, so I could have a perfect, fleshwoven little harem on the side, but oh well.

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This is either you or what you have to stick your dick in. Possibly both. This is the future you chose.

I am my favorite author.

I would absolutely love to stick my dick in a futa.

This feels more like an advertisement than dlc my man

Horseman of War
Braug Kr'Tah
Land: The world tree, with gaia pillars dotting the lands. Bridges connect the world tree and the pillars like a spider web through the sky. We have mountain ranges dotting our borders and smaller hills inside. Sometimes it is easier and faster to travel through the web of bridges than to walk across the ground with it's ups and downs. Closer to the tree we have plenty of flat lands. Good for raising cattle and creating buildings.

Citizen Life:
Hard Working 2
Happiness 1
Community 2
Dutiful 2
Education 2
Farming 1
Cooking 1
Mercantile 2
Craftsmanship 1

Garrison [8]
Wild's Beastmasters. Aerial beasts would be very helpful.
Imperial Magus. We are focused on magic war instead of normal weapons.
Royal Guard.
Grand Dragon. I bet it'll have fun with my eldritch horror. I'l have two giant epic pets.
Empire's Hands. Spies are good.
Those Cast Out. I wonder if I can learn their magic too.
Raiding Legion. Since we have our own horses.
Black Band Merc. For the main grunts of the forces.

Seals: Eldritch Horror. A 1000 years is but a blink of an eye. I am eager to see if we may imbue it with the power of the world tree.

4 Minor Powers : Silver Tongue, Rabbit's Foot, Watchful eye, Quick Reaction. With luck, reaction speed, and a good eye, it'll be quite difficult for attacks to hit me.

4 Major Powers : Magus Training (Air, Earth), Mending Flesh, Iron Hide

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That is how I expect most people who most people who namefag for no reason feel.

WHY DOES THE BEST GIRL HAS SUCH A SHIT FETISH

FUCK YOU

Diplomat : Damien. I do have the world tree. And I do like pies.
Bodyguard: Solstice. Cute, and can immobilize enemies, and can hopefully teach me ice magic.
Spymaster: Owl girl. A good combination with the height of my terrain. With their god eyesight, they can easily spot things from atop the pillars , the world tree, or from the mountaintops without being seen.
War-Master: Alain and Marie. Alain should be disciplined and have good understanding of how to command an army, as oppose to the legend which seems like he'd just go out there himself.
Specialist: Gracelyn . Can definitely teach me magic. I think.

Waifu: Tough choice between Cethra and the catgirls. I guess for this build I'll take Cethra because she does know magic. I hope I can learn her undead magic and all. Plus she looks so bullyable.

All in all, a war nation built upon magic instead of normal weapons. Perfect terrain for scouting. Becoming a battlemage. Plenty of tourists bringing intel and technology and magic. Also, pies.

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I am a raging narcissist, yes, but I am also pretty fucking great, so I'd say it's justified.

Though I am hurt. I do try and avoid namefagging unless I have good reason.

Wrong thread

And maybe

Yes. Now post CYOAs.

You are a vile degenerate. I bet you think traps aren't gay.

That's me! I thank you and accept your tribute user. New cyoa coming soon I hope, but progress has been slow.

Probably should drop it for now then

Kingdom:
Famine
Necessity is the mother of invention. My people understand this very well.

Royal city:
The clockwork city
Which is why we live in a giant clock.

Land:
Gaia pillars
"Alain!"
"Yes?"
"Get this girl some clockwork sword, or something dumb like that. I want those painted pillars."
After one of them is painted, we turn it to a city. When they're all painted, I'll give them to the girl, so that she'll feel like she accomplished something.

Border walls
We're keeping the damn pestilence-ians out!

Stormy lakes
For tourism and fun purposes.

Spectral lands
Because a steampunk land under eternal night with bizarre events is basically par for the course.

Mountain ranges
Because who doesn't love a few nice mountains?

Lava lands
Don't invade.

Citizen life:
Education tier 1 and 2 (16)
Because we're a smart people! We know that we have to learn in times of plenty, or we will learn in times of famine.

Engineering tier 1 and 3 (14)
How could someone not learn how this works when they're constantly staring at the inner mechanisms?

Craftsmanship tier 1 2 and 3 (11)
People become experts because they have to.

Hardworking tier 1 2 and 3 (8)
Work hard, play hard, that's our motto. Minus the playing bit. It's mostly working.

Happiness tier 1 2 and 3 (5)
But even so, they're still happy. If not, most towns have someone that can make them happy.

Community tier 1 2 and 3 (2)
We are one country. We must help each other, because we are the only ones who will.

Dutiful tier 3 (1)
More like Sherlock Holmes than Spider-Man, but I bet it'd be entertaining.

Metalwork tier 2 (0)
In a world made of metal, better metal is better.

I'm not degenerate for wanting to fill my futa wife's snatch with so much semen that she's never not pregnant.

I think you fail to see the inherent joke in it, user.

I am literally making a joke about how I am a raging narcissist, whilst being a raging narcissist.

It wouldn't be as funny if I didn't.

Am I really your favorite?!

You can't really expect everyone to feel connected to the setting before they've even had a couple sessions to get to feel their character

Of course you are, sugar snap.

Garrisons:
Grand dragon
A fire dragon may be cliche, but after a few years in the forge, it'll thank me.

Empire's hands
Shh. I'm keeping these secret so no one knows i have them, you dig?

Royal guard
Royal guard
Royal guard
300 royal guards to fight in my name, for my glory. Against 3000 enemies, they only need to kill 10 each. Easy Peasy!

Seal:
Baby eldritch horror
Who's a cute widdle abomination? If I live long enough, the return on my investments will be great.

Powers:
Land sense
Who knows a clock better than its maker? This land isn't a clock, and I didn't make it, but still.

Royal presence
I am the king. I am the one that rules. Of course I have a kingly presence.

Sculpted body
It fits for the king to have a kingly body.

Silver tongue
And a kingly tongue.

Magus training (tentacles)
And kingly tentacles. What? Occult feels better than elemental stuff.

Mending flesh
Because I don't want to lose my arm to never get it back.

Iron hide
Because I don't want to lose my arm in the first place.

Diplomat:
Zanzabar, bound scourge
Okay. Stick with me here. Zanzabar knows a lot, right? So, I bet, because of his indepth knowledge of the nations, he'd be the best diplomat.

Bodyguard:
Alain and Marie
Alain, more like. I'm not having Marie fight for me! What do you take me for?

Spymaster:
Christoph III
Intelligent but insane makes for the best spymaster. It's not like he personally is going to spy on anyone. Just direct my hands, and they'll do the rest.

War-master:
Damien
Aside from Zanzabar, no one seems like a good fit. That said, Damien seems like he knows a lot about tactics.

Specialist:
Ophelia
Because what kind of a heartless monster would I be if I didn't take Ophelia?

Waifu:
Nali & Fiyu Tilsane
Two for the price of one is a done deal. I like each one a lot, they're useful, and they're fox girls. What more could I ask for?

No goals. No plans. Just being a monarch.

>Don't invade.
I'm fucking dying user
Shhhhh, my cleverly constructed ruse....
Proceeding to post most updated versions of my cyoas. Please enjoy.

But jokes are supposed to be funny. This is just standard pattern namefaggery.

2/3
Yours just might be my favorite famine posted so far. As of now you're most likely to become canon.
But thats between you and me.

Poe's law?

Disgusting

Nice. Looking forward to it.

AFO Guard?

3/3

sauce, can't find anything from reverse image search

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>pestilence-ians
Bro. That's racist.

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It'll be cg art though, no animu this time. But I think the concept is great. 2 cyoas in 1, best of both power fantasy worlds.

Someone once complained about domain master being good but lacked world lore and setting. I remedied that this time.

half of it is indirect PvP

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No its not, that's the actually terms for citizens of the Pestilence Kingdom.
Followed by War-ations, Death-lites, and Famine-eers.