How likely are gay kobolds in your campaign?

How likely are gay kobolds in your campaign?

>one of the PCs keeps begging me to let him play a kobold
>when I background checked him he has an FA account with a bunch of comm'd kobold porn
How do I troll this fucker into never playing tabletop again? ps: roll20

Well I wouldn't go that far, fucker just wants to get his gay kobold rocks off, but first thing that comes to mind is.

>Gay kobold murder cult for gay kobold murder god

>Gay kobold murder cult for gay kobold murder god
That actually sounds pretty great

I'd play in the gay kobold murder cult campaign. I want to learn some gay kobold murder conspiracies.

Servants of the Serpent likely.

I don't know if I'd make it front and centre of a campaign. But maybe one plotline.

At the very least one plot point for a town the visit on their way to the main quest. This is the town of what's its face, it's got shops and gear and also there's a hidden gay kobold murder cult.

My campaigns tend to be episodic. So one major conflict after the next. Gay kobold murder cult is as good as another

Post his account to prove you aren't talking out of your ass.


Introduce a kobold Npc to the story that has specific traits of certain OC holds that only a deeply entrenched scaliefat would get the references to.

>Red kobold with tattoos of human handprints placed symmetrically across their body.

>All group of kobolds is run by a female kobold with mind control eyes and snake fangs.

Once your player gets the connection. Have the newly introduced kobold brutally killed off.

Never speak of it afterwards.


Alternatively...just talk to him strait up and tell him you are not ok with him playing a scalie after you saw his FA account.

Kolbols are for slaughtering.
Should never come up in game

Is this your entry for the worst thread ever contest?

About as likely as gay humans.

My kobolds are basically dragon-worshipping ISIS, so very unlikely.

And how does this help their hive?

Population control

Impossible for several reasons

>tfw the last pathfinder character I played was literally a gay kobold

0% but mostly because kobolds in my campaign are basically asexual outside of mating times where the females lay eggs and their chosen males spray them down. You know, like fish. You can't even really tell their gender.

I guess you could get the occasional same gender cohabitation and emotional intimacy, but that's mostly just happenstance rather than aim.

This, but you need to go harder. You need to make him rue the day he started looking at dragon dicks.
Don't just kill her off, that's too good for him, less effect, and he might just shrug it off.
You need to romance his character, have her seduce him somewhat, but not so much that it's blatant or done in a way that might irk your good players.
When he's seduced, have her use everything she's learned about his character to backstab him and the party, putting her in a villain role. Force him to be put in a position where he has to fight, maybe even kill his new waifu.
And of course, be sure to cuck him while you do it. Have her in a relationship with someone else and brag about how pathetic he was. The other players will just see this as a tried and true trope, but your target will be hit to his core.
Bonus points for cucking him with a Big Black Dragon.

And what should the DM do if those all (or hell, most of those) turn out to be his fetishes?

The DM has seen his FA, so probably has a pretty good idea of his fetishes anyway.

Then you aren't dealing with a Human, you're dealing with something more sinister, and no amount of gimicks will budge them from their ERP DnD
This anyways however.

If the DM has seen his FA account, the DM probably has an FA account of his own.
This thread is just closet furry trying to cuck a scalie.

whoever wins, we...

...i'm not sure actually.

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100%

No one know, they aren't sexually dimorphic enough to tell.

Attempting to find gay kobold nightclubs is more trouble than it is worth.

You'd only need to know this if one of your players was playing a kobold, which would be dumb, because their whole thing is being really weak individually but dangerous in large numbers and in areas where they've had time to set up traps, so they should just play a dragonborn instead. So one of your players playing a kobold would only make sense if the rest of the group was scaly Viet Cong too, but at that point you might as well just go full Reverse Dungeon to get more variety.

Kobolds in my campaign setting are a hermaphroditic species who, due to being reptiles, all look like effeminate males to an unaware human outsider, even when gravid with a clutch of eggs. Since kobold/kobold is the norm for reproduction in their species, do they or don't they count as gay?

Very

Is there a story behind that statement?

Homosexual in a literal sense but not gay

Homosexual, because they like the same sex (hermaphrodite). Can't be gay, because there isn't any other sex to be attracted to.

Thank you for elaborating on what I said just before you

And if half-kobolds are a thing in this setting, usually stemming from when a male adventurer rescues a kobold who has no better idea for thanking them than to coyly lift its tail?

I swear, posts like these can't be genuine koboldfags. Stop false flagging, Steve, i know they are sometimes cancerous, but have some human decency.

I've often played a single lost kobold finding some sence of solace and belonging in a party - basically adopting them as his new tribe. It can work and be a lot of fun.

You are a visionary

Unlikely, there aren't any kobolds in my setting.

Plus the gay ones aren't likely to be fighting over females and can be trusted to look after the young since they have no stake in who fathered them.

Well my campaign's kobolds have genders and are sexulay dimorphic to an extent....But they can also change there gender if needed to rebuild the tribe (It takes few months in my setting).

So yes and no, because there can be gay kobolds but after few months they will be straight ones