HELLO, THIS IS IRENE. MAY I SPEAK TO THE BLOCKCHAIN'S CUSTOMER SERVICE?

HELLO, THIS IS IRENE. MAY I SPEAK TO THE BLOCKCHAIN'S CUSTOMER SERVICE?

Hello, here is the bitcoin. How may I help you ?

Fack orf you daft cow, stick to your below-inflation interest rates

My bitcoin was hacked

could I get a refund on my bitcoins please? They seem to be faulty and are actually LOSING me money rather than making them like I was promised

My COINS HAVE DONE DOWN ANTHONY!!!!!!
#**** GONE DOWN!

Whut N' Turrrr Nation's Keepin me From muh Butt Coins

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STOP CALLING IN OUR OFFICES ARE ON FIRE GET THE FUCK OFF OUR LINE!!!

I'm so sorry grandma... I can't face her tomorrow. I'm going to kill myself.

Yes dear, first turn on your computer and I will guide you to fixings the virus

Henlo, is Rajeed. Pls madam be nice an follow instructions ok?

I WOULD LIKE MY ISSUE ESCALATED. CAN I SPEAK WITH YOUR SUPERVISOR?

Cryptopolice officer here. May I help you?

Hello with Rakesh from Microsoft.

You have a virus in your blockchain.

Yes I am also supervisor. I am manager of supervisor affairs.

Okay Irene can I have you last name and social security number first?

Hello madam, this is Rajesh from custooma support.
You have Bitcoin Virus.
Do you have a notebook or a Dextop?

TOP FUCKING KEK

Hello Irene. We have been expecting your call.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE BITCORN IRENE??

Sure, I would need your private key so I can track where the bitcoin coin went and make a rollback transacton

I want to issue a formal complaint to the bitcoin CEO

Hi is this Bitcoin??
Give me your manager now!!

>"Yes mam, this is the blockchain supervisor speaking. I'm terribly sorry about this mix-up, if you could please send your bitcoins to following address I'll have them exchanged for coins of the correct value right way."

imagine all the people who tipped off their family to bitcoin

A wirus

this fucking board man

Have you tried turning it off and on again, ma'am? Yes I'll wait.

Hello Irene, did you buy a blockchain insurance with your coins? Could you forward me your Bitcoin number, please?

heylo irene, dis is manvinder with block chain suvvort. you are bitch lasagna