Any last words?

Death to all tyrants!

Yes, just three

Lets both do our best.

>It- -wasn't supposed to end...like this...

KAIOKEN.

Will these do?

Ron, stop this stupid prank, mezmorfus is gonna kill you if he finds out you teamkilled me.

I regret everything.

"Should a paladin murder a recently turned vampire? She was an innocent villager just a second ago, and doesn't want to harm anyone"

Groovy last words, here are mine!

I open a time loop and plan for the next fucking repost.

THOR SHOT TO CURRENT POSITION

Why yes, allow me to recite the entirety of the English dictionary while i am running away from you.

You're courting death!

What are you gonna do, stab me?

MEN, FIX BAYONETS!

"Oh My GOD! What's that behind you?!"

>while Death turns around, you start running
>you slip and fall, get cornered again
>"Enough with these cheap tricks"
>throw pocketsand into his face

I bet the jews did this.

The Aristocrats.

I know your UNATCO killphrase: "Laputan machine'.

I BLAME THIS ON THE MISFORTUNE OF MY BIRTH

R o e s e b u d . . .

>Pocket sand
>Not putting him in your sack

CLICKETY CLACK, GET IN MY SACK!

I understood that reference.

All of my interwebs to you good sir.

Gb2 reddit

Incidentally also my last words

"Everyone's a wise guy nowadays; not me... One word, four letters, that's all I need to sum it all up. Shit"

"Same time tomorrow?"

I died as I lived: Erect.

Cake, please.

You'll regret this, I'm a lich.

I am not a machi

Blow it out your ass

TURN UNDEAD

Sticks and stones.

Yes.

Powerword: Die.

Please don't kill me! I don't want to die!

Last words? Your shift is over. See you in 10,000 years, mon.

Man this is bullshit fuck the dice gods

>teleports behind death
nothing personnel kid

I love you...

>"Heh..."
>*teleports behind and unsheathes katana*
>"Nothing personal, kid."
>*cuts the skeleton into a thousand pieces with a single strike*
>"Too easy."
>*smirks and flies away*

youtube.com/watch?v=He02Z5YdZbg

Any last words?
And then I pick up my blade again.

Hastur Hastur Hastur!

Harder Daddy

thicc

Kaio-what?

Yeah. Dear God, please don't let the vampire's guts ruin my good tunic.

It's really difficult to fight with a raging hard on.

: To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality... to see those who dwell behind. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone... I was once a fool...

>slashing damage
>undead
>effective
Pick two at most.

...

I'll take some effective undead, thank you. I'm sick of all the inefficient normal-dead.

*Casts "Heal"*

That should reduce him to 1 HP. Then I can give him a light tap and he will be gone.

Yes I have a last wish, if you can grant it to me I can die happy and without regrets. Oh skeleton/phantom knight can you please help me solve this puzzle

>mid-tier undead with shitty gear trying to intimidate me, superpowerful Mary Stu!
I'll think of them once I'll get to the point where there's a risk they'll be the last.

Just wanted to use the image

Hang on, can I have a moment to think of some last wor-

I hope I give you the shits.

ZOINKS ... run scoob

Undead at least put some effort into the whole ordeal when you fuck them. Normal dead just lie there like a piece of wood.

"Congratulations! You managed to defeat the great me! Nothing you do from this point on will never measure up, so might as well end it now."

And what n9w?

For AZEROTH!

I'm glad you changed your name you son of a bitch.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

Roll for getaway

jesus, you may just break your neck how fast you ran away.

N-NANI !?

Veeky Forums was a mistake.

The Aristocrats.

That was non-non-non-non-nonheinous!

youtube.com/watch?v=kNNHs7lbUJQ

>"I hoped there'd be stars."

"What! This power! It can't be! This is impossible! NOBODY CAN STAND UP TO MY ULTIMATE SUPER SPECIFIC GIMMICK ATTACK! I AM INVINCIB-AHK"

KILLER QUEEN'S THIRD BOMB

doom

*snorts*

>dem quad dubs
Checked.

If this is their will, so shall it be done.

HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR

Thank God; now I get to fuck up your plans as an undead!

I TOLD YOU FUCKERS I WAS SICK!

Gotcha

TIMES 40!

Aim for the bushes.

Just this: Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!

Dumbest thread ever. Makes tg look bad. Fuck you tards psoting here

Trying to kill me? Get on with it, it's the fifth time it's happened this week...