Haven't had a game in weeks because our GM's just been "too tired"

>haven't had a game in weeks because our GM's just been "too tired"
>call him up to see if we can plan something a few weeks in advance
>"Sorry, now's not a great time to talk-"
>*dice rolling noises*
>"-I'll call you back."

DM-ED.

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He might not be DMing though.

He was probably just playing with his balls very loudly.

What I hate is that I know that someone, somewhere, would be aroused by this.

>rolling noises
>playing with his balls very loudly
So what you're saying is, he's got balls of steel?

You've got balls of steel
But they never really move you
You only seem to crawl
You've been nailed to the wheel

OP just makes these threads because he likes to see his art in the OP. The situation didn't actually occur.

>bullshitbutIbelieveyou.jpg

I am OP and I made this thread because I like jokes.

well, in this situation, the player has been uninvited without his knowledge.

>that one guy who keeps asking to run games for him
>don't have the heart to tell him I'm running three games and just don't think he'd fit in any of them

I went through a similar thing and then later found out my DM attempted to kill himself.

Being game-cucked is worse than being normal cucked. Because in the latter, you only miss out on some person, in the former you miss out on entire worlds.

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But how did the dice-rolling figure in that?

I do this to my friends from University because they're very disrespectful as players (especially those that play mobile games at the table). I just dodge their requests to play RPGs and we go watch movies and shit instead.

I've recruited some other friends to play RPGs with and they're much better but unfortunately less available since they aren't NEETs.

he was probably playing FATAL to convince himself to go through with it

Post the sad touhou girl gming for herself please.

He was rolling to see if he'd beat your Sense motive check.

Aren't we supposed to like say 'best girl' about the cow bitch?