Why do girl creatures have the "human" subtype? Shouldn't their subtype be "girl" instead?

Why do girl creatures have the "human" subtype? Shouldn't their subtype be "girl" instead?

I agree, some creature types in magic are weird. Why is this guy an elf and not a dinosaur?

Why do niggers have the "human" subtype?

Shouldn't their subtype be "ape" instead?

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It should be an elf dinosaur beast warrior soldier

Girls are cancer

why is that woman not in a kitchen?

>having a girl fetish

you listen here you sonofabitch dont you ever talk shit about mai waifu APOLOGIZE NOW

>Why isn't Talia a shit subtype?

A thread died for this

And many more will. The warriors of old will fertilize the food for the soldiers of tomorrow.

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Fuck off, /pol/

But he's right you know.

>not having Loli as a creature type

That gave me a good chuckle
Don't Bully my waifu mate, those sounds like fighting workds

And this is why Ghave is my Commander.

Plus, ridiculous token ramp is FUN.

Cry like a little bitch, tumblr.

>/pol

well well well look who's new here.

Why is it that the badass hero of horror world, canonically probably the most powerful humans on the plane, is a fucking 2/1?

>Doesn't understand what a joke is
You're an autistic pony faggot.

Because cheap cards are better than expensive cards, and making her small means that she can be cheap.

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What game is this?

This gets me thinking, is there a human swordfighter with a higher power than 2 in this plane?

Farce of Will

A pack of bears is a 2/2, and no human is going to be as powerful as that.

>Farce

So I googled it and it's named "Force of will" not farce.

Why did you say farce? Is the game a scam or something?

Make me.

She becomes a 3/2 later.

Ya, Odric for one. There will be others if you go searching I'm sure.

Thalia wins from a pack of bears though

How does it feel to know that your preferred card game will never, ever entertain your racist delusions?

That "joke" is a bannable offense outside of /b/, though.

>Is the game a scam or something?
It's a collectible card game, yes.

It's really not, but trying to backseat moderate is. So, either lighten up or fuck off to whatever pansy-ass site you frolicked in from.

Read the global rules.

Read my prolapsed anus hole.

>Mooooom user is being mean again he said the pony-word!

How does it feel to be wrong?

>le /pol/ boogeyman

when did this board get so butthurt?

Maybe on a few boards like /co/ with some ideologically charged mods but not really on most boards

Veeky Forums is for children, I guess.

>4ch-an
>4ch-ildren

Probably after the quest removal and the /pol/ invasion of the election.
I notice the combination of those two shitpost cascades formed some kind of permanent scar on the board.

Scar? Try festering gangrenous wound. And it's continuing to spread.