You are about to make a toast, and you have been given two vessels to drink from. Which one do you choose?

You are about to make a toast, and you have been given two vessels to drink from. Which one do you choose?

The one with the handle, so I can hold it out further with less sloshing

The one on the left, Russ would call the one on the right Gay

Just give me the barrel, Carl.

All else being equal, the right one, as it is more beautiful.

Who's Russ?

The flagon with the Dragon. The chalice is poisoned.

Leman Russ. Father of the space vikings from wolf planet.

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top tier tastes

the mug. the goblet probably has wine in it and I'm more of a beer person.

How the fuck I'm supposed to drink a toast?!

The flagon with the dragon is the brew that is true.

The Chalice probably has fancy wine in it, and it has jesus on it so it can't be poisoned.

Warhammer is for faggots.

What?

Neither.
I'm a paranoid fuck and I don't trust people.
>ingestible poison in the drink
>ingestible poison in the cup
>ingestible poison in the ice cubes
>contact poison on the handle

It's the address that appears at the bottom of your internet browser when you hover the mouse over a person's post number.

Beer in left wine in right

>it has jesus on it so it can't be poisoned
counterpoint

Neither of those are the cup of a carpenter's son.

Do not trust the Horn of the Wyrm.

Where am I?

(You)

The mug. You can easily swing it around, so you can use more theatrical hand gestures.

but what if the poison is also poisoned with superpoison?

anything a bit more humble?

But its haram

The one on the left cause if I drink from the one on the right i'll turn into a mummy and die I WATCHED INDIANA JONES I KNOW HOW THIS GOES

the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true.

There is only one vessel I drink from.

The one on the left because I carved it out a dracolich's horn myself, after sending it to its true death with my own two hands. Why the fuck would I use someone else's cup? What do they think I am, poor?

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Just came here to make sure people knew the objectively correct answer. Or was it?

He chose....poorly

The Chalice has probably looted from a church and therefore is a desacralized vessel of Christ's Blood.
That's heresy or blasphemy or bad juju.

I'm pretty sure it was the other way around?

The point is to slosh. If you raise your cup with an enemy you slosh it together so potential poisen would swap over aswell

Say that to my face faggot, not on line and see what happens.

made me chuckle

Clearly someone is trying to kill me.

A toast to one of the best movies out there, preferrably with a wooden vessel

But it's so simple!

Ah! This should have been the first response

The flagon to cheer on my left with the bar-barian
The chalice to cheer on my right with the sweet-Marianne

Beer AND wine for me
Everyone's HAPPY

>barfs

the chalice from the palace was broken, and the vessel with the pestle had a pellet with the poison, but she poisoned the flagon with the dragon, so both the vessel with the pestle and the flagon with the dragon were poisoned, but neither drank.