Fantasy Poland

>Fantasy Africa and Rome are meme tier but fantasy Canada is okay.

A cold land of hostile bears and moose inhabited by maple-powered superhumans who all like Tim Horton's

I love how Canada is so devoid of culture you base your entire identity on condiments and fast food companies.

The dream of Canada was a place with French Cuisine, American Technology, and British Culture.

They wound up with British Cuisine, French Technology, and American Culture.

You fucked up real bad

>our waiters are penguins
You had me going until there

Learn 2 biomes retard

>New Zealand
>South Africa

Bad meme tier.

Bears are condiments?

>penguins
They're refugees from climate change, obviously, retard.

>British Cuisine, French Technology, and American Culture.
The second two are pretty good, actually.

Naggaroth (the land of the Dark Elves in Warhammer Fantasy) is literally fantasy Canada.

It has nothing in common with Canada, though, aside from the geographical position.

>American culture
Boy I live in Canada and this is the number one reason I want to leave.

Spooky wilderness filled with small towns and people from a shitton of different countries who have no idea what they're doing here. There a bunch of angry natives who hate everyone, there are a bunch of angry french who hate everyone. The scottish and british are pretending they know what's going on. The slavs and asians are regretting showing up.

People stick to their small communities and pretend the land doesn't want to kill them. They keep their heads down and try to be as polite as possible to avoid civil conflict which will ultimately weaken everyone enough that they can be picked off by the winter.

There are weird people living deep in the mountains and woods. A lot of them are the above angry natives and french. Some are weird new-age drug worshippers, survivalists and social rejects. There are very few common legends, whatever forces out there are vague and nameless but they extremely present.

There are loads of old ghost towns scattered all over the place. Lots of haunted caves, lakes and bogs, tucked away and nameless. There particularly large, viscous mundane animals that might threat adventurers, some of them are unusually smart.

Adventures range from Twin Peaks style occult mysteries on the edge of settlements to old-school hexcrawls deep into the north.

too late, India was always poo

>The slavs and asians are regretting showing up.
Man, are we ever. Fucking getting it from both ends here (Anglos and grievance-peddling minorities)

>They wound up with British Cuisine, French Technology, and American Culture.
When was the last time a canadian ate eels instead of poutine

Don't forget the Mounties, who travel around trying to maintain some semblance of consistent law and order in the land.

Asians are a mixed bag in Canada, some are liked more than others.

As for Slavs, I live in an area recently inundated by Russians. They are rude, child-abuse is rampant, they're incredibly arrogant, and treat store/restaurant employees like lower life forms. I personally can't stand it. I've never seen another minority give less shits about adopting values of common decency.

That being said Russian Jews tend to be alright.

>Fantasy Canada
>Devil Moose

>Fantasy Serbia

Never. Because nobody outside of London can be persuaded to eat eels.

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>African Fantasy Tips

Frigid zone with occasional forest fires
Quality syrup
Dire bears, geese, and moose
The butt of every politic joke

It's pretty ridiculous how even Australia has a richer and more robust culture than them.

capped for truth and prosperity

That actually sounds like a solid basis for a campaign setting.

Suicidally xenophilic towards everyone except their friendly neighboring empire, who they hate despite relying almost completely on trade with. Despite this, they're too passive to ever actively insult them to their face, ie the men are also women. It is speculated the land gives all who live there a death wish.

Roving gaggles of flesheating dire geese.

Isn't it also the USA?

FLYING HUSSARS HO!

>Fantasy Ice Age era Eurasian tribe
Jesus fuck you god damn plebian, kys so your parents can start over and spawn someone less of a failure.

GURPS Ice Age is fun for a one shot. I played one that was just about the group hunting a single mammoth. Shit was intense.

Now that's a setting!

The Dutch will eat anything.

munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/8qkve3/the-sea-lamprey-society-gathered-to-eat-the-most-gruesome-animal-in-history

Case in point.

>thinly veiled /pol/ thread

>The GM runs something other than fantasy

>Polish China
>Polish Arabia
>Polish Amazon
>Polish Arctic
>Polish Polynesia
>Polish Japan
>Polish France
>Polish England
>Polish USA
>Polish Australia
>Polish Canada
>Polish Egypt
>Polish Africa
>Polish Rome

Soon.

The Canadians were the most vicious of the Allied powers in WW2.

The prime minister of Canada also thinks that Fidel Castro was the bees knees.

>There particularly large, viscous mundane animals that might threat adventurers, some of them are unusually smart.
>viscous
Pic related.

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Fantasy Netherlands.

Magitechnologically reclaimed, raised cities and farmlands in a vast coastal swamp, on the edge between a sea they rule and the highlands empire of the Old People.

A race of tall traders and sailors, staunchly defending their upstart republic from the intensely concerned monarchies surrounding it.

Keen traders, who form a link between the inlands empires and strange and resourceful lands beyond the horizon thanks to their superior (and necessary) shipping skills.

In conflict with the heretics to the south. Heretics with a heretic inquisition that is utterly barbaric and indefensibly cruel. Just all bad all the time. So they're kill-on-sight, no questions asked.

The secret of Russian immigrants arrogancy is twofold. First, they consider Russian people and culture to be inherently superior to every other. Second, they consider Russians who managed to permanently get away from Russia to be much superior relative to the rest of them. Thus, in the immigrants eyes, they're basically ultimate life forms.

I've always been curious as to what exactly this really entails. Is he implying he adds Slavs who inherently shit everything up, as slavs do?

>The prime minister of Canada also thinks that Fidel Castro was the bees knees.

So did America until we learned we couldn't put a leash on him.

Same with Al Quaida
Same with Muja-hideen

>squtting slavic slimegirls screaming Polish at you as you pass by the bog

>The secret of Russian immigrants arrogancy is twofold. First, they consider Russian people and culture to be inherently superior to every other. Second, they consider Russians who managed to permanently get away from Russia to be much superior relative to the rest of them. Thus, in the immigrants eyes, they're basically ultimate life forms.

So they're Romans. Squatting, tracksuit wearing Romans

No, the romans actually improved the places they went to.

>I've always been curious as to what exactly this really entails. Is he implying he adds Slavs who inherently shit everything up, as slavs do?

This does not answer my fucking question

Your question has no right to exist. It's fucking obvious.

Get fucked.

dude you got the reading comprehension of a starved Russian mongrel with shrapnel in the brain

There is no need to be upset.

> Fantasy Russia
> transcended the realm of memes tier

According to conspiracies, Trudeau is supposedly a son of Castro.

who is conspiring to make this happen?

What about Fantasy Louisiana? Voodoo is cheating.

FUCK NEW ORLEANS

A moose pegasus would be terrifying

Regular moose are already terrifying

That's what I'm getting at, they're bad enough without the ability to swoop out of the sky and ruin my day.

Imagine the moose pies

>Fantasy USA

What would it be like ? Native american mythologie mashup ?

Sounds pretty cool.

>pegasus
a moose/goose style hippogriff

Nothing because canada has no culture. however fantasy QUEBEC on the other hand. now THERE you have shit for a fantasy setting. in fact, i did!

Mostly because a) Ever since the English bread-theives arrived, they stomped the abos and dehumanised them to the point where they've only been legally recognised as human since the 70's b) Australia doesn't share a land-border with any other country or even a sea-border with anyone the same skin-color c) Accepted more refugees, despite the low-level abhorrence of "boat people" d) instead of being spread all over the country, the population is mostly found on the edges, yet the local white trash keep claiming that the country is full as a reason to stop the boats e) Australia doesn't have their superpower literally looking over their shoulder.

>because canada has no culture
Frog canada and boat canada have retained their old colonial culture fairly well. Boat canada in particular is a bit of a time capsule.

Especially if you go with 's Mounties. Dark horror non-Mormon Dogs in the Vineyard, anyone?

I went to Canada last year.
I stil cry every night because there's no Tim Horton's here

So how good is Tim Hortons? I've never tried it, but there are a few around my city.

>Fantasy USA
>Meme Tier

Tim Hortons is like Duncan Donuts but higher quality donuts and coffee and much higher quality sandwiches.

That's it. There's no magic to them, beyond the fact that they are literally everywhere in Canada.

I'm not misusing literally either. Canada has the highest coffee shops per capita on earth and its all thanks to Tim Hortons.

There's a street I know that has a Tim Hortons across from each other, and another where at an intersection there's a Tim Horton at 2 of the corners, and that's just one street on a single mid sized town in Ontario.

>"America has no culture "
>Canada's """"""""culture"""""""" revolves around maple syrup and fast food chains, unironically
>Australia's culture revolves around being the worst element of the allied forces in WW1 and WW2, a nature show host, and some shitty movie character that was financed by an American film studio and another film series that stars an American

I'll meet you halfway and say that no country in the West has a culture since they've all replaced them with commercialism and consumerism

>Bears are condiments?
Everything can be a condiment if you try hard enough.

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This, i would play.

Poles are everywhere because not even Poles want to live in Poland.

>eating lampreys
>disgusting

How anglos are so queasy when it comes to meat?
>get triggered by innards
>get triggered by horse meat
>get triggered by reindeer meat
>constantly throw shitfits about people eating whale meat

>bears
I believe you mean moose.

>implying anybody wants to play a setting about real life genocide and slavery

American history sucks. We've even surpassed South Africa for most evil racist country because at least they didn't wipe out their natives

>hates American culture
>powers up his American invention called the computer
>or maybe he pulls out his American invention called the smartphone
>accesses the American invention called the internet
>goes to the American website called Veeky Forums
>discusses the American invention called tabletop roleplaying games

Nobody ever claimed that Canucks are particularly smart.

He's right though. American culture is founded on a lie: all men are created equal yet we've genocide the original inhabitants and enslaved people for being a different colour than us

They tell you to never found a relationship on a lie, why would that principle be any different for an entire country?

>hates American culture
'culture'
>powers up his American invention called the computer
lol
>or maybe he pulls out his American invention called the smartphone
lol
>accesses the American invention called the internet
Fair enough.
>goes to the American website called Veeky Forums
big whoop
>discusses the American invention called tabletop roleplaying games
big whoop

>get triggered by reindeer meat
Well yeah, because we call it caribou meat instead.

and it's super delicious

>colour
Hey, he isn't an American at all! Quick gang, take his mask off! It was Old Man McEurofag all along!

>implying anybody wants to play a setting about real life genocide and slavery

That pretty much also excludes all of history.

>british
>european

You better not be implying that those inbred inselaffe are in any way or from related to us.

You do realize trying to define a culture based on a random political document from the 1700s is futile right? Culture is a much more complex thing that arises from geology of the land and how the groups decide to define their social mores.

Basically what I'm saying is you can tell someone is going full euro when they talk about American culture. Because there is a shit ton of differing cultures depending on where you are looking at not one group.

They're are fucking great izakayas in Toronto. Grilled eel is awesome.

>encountering fellow learned anons

I could fucking kiss you, now I don't have to post more or less that.

Technically that's not a lie. Americans do firmly believe that all men are created equal, and they they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, and that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Americans just ignored those rights for a bunch of people for a long time. I mean, we knew they HAD them, it was just inconvenient to actually acknowledge them.

"Inalienable" does not mean "impermeable".

Maple syrup waifu is best girl.