You/Your party has found a magical item said to contain the wisdom of the ancients

You/Your party has found a magical item said to contain the wisdom of the ancients.
What do you ask? What may be the answer?

Do you really contain the wisdom of the ancients?

Yes.

Will I have sex on the next adventur?

Is futa gay?

Maybe

Not if the penis is feminine

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Can I trust him?

That's the only thing.

The universe splits into two possible outcomes.
The 1st world now contains an unstoppable force that moment ago met with an object.
The 2nd world contains an immovable object that moment ago met with a force.

Yes

Yes

Good

Should quests come back?

Maybe someday

how to get gf?

No

If a druid shapeshifts into an animal and gets impregnated by another druid shapeshifting into the same animal, whose"human" form is but of a different race, what will the child be?

How to defeat Empire's enemies?

The answer is 'get 2d10 insanity points and 2d10 corruption points'
And maybe some useful I formation about some DaoT relic if GM is kind

No

No

I don't know if the OP is boring or if it's the questions he gets asked. Shit thread.

What is wisdom?

Yes

Can a horrible villain turn over a new leaf?

Maybe

If you wanted the macro, you could have just asked, OP.

Who is objectively best girl?

The girl you will never get

Who is worst girl

Your waifu.

Can I have something to eat?

Really?

Are you a God?

I was going to ask a question and give a possible response like OP asked, but no one has actually done that in this thread so far and let some fag do the answering for them.