Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1608: Listen to your psychiatrist Edition

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Are there any good faeries jc?

Sims?

generic magical girl,overlord the series and hero BBS immediately spring to mind.

The seven deadly sins

Maybe some of the Peter Pan fairies? Faeries, as a whole, usually aren't that good.

Well I know there is one that comes to this thread, but shes not obtainable from in chain sources.

Yikes, I can see the mound on that one.

Thanks guys.

If you are suggesting what I think, no. Im ok. I dont waifu or daughteru jumpers.

>I dont waifu or daughteru jumpers.

Actually I was thinking the faery queen in maoyuu hero and demon king. That jump needs a canon companion option badly.

So the strongest cultivators in World of Cultivation can only live till 1000 according to jump? That sucks, it is pretty short compared to others.

Unless it is only talking about the translated chapters at the time the jump was made?

No.

At the time it was made that was the top life span, since then we have seen a couple anomolies like an ancient undead man who is older than most countries and a few gravestone armors who are not quite as old, but they are spirits sealed in armor.

So far I have yet to see anything otherwise other than those few special cases.

Still at work hour 29 about to get off when my ride gets here so I can answer a few questions.

Is it possible to become the warhammer fantasy equivalent of the beast in the orc jump?

The Spirit Totem perk in the Shadowrun jump says it will teach you more about magic but in the game it just provides some bonuses to certain types of magic at the cost of some restriction or disadvantage.

Am I reading either the perk or the game book wrong?

I dont know crap about shadowrun but that could it be the point of PERK itself rather than the totem? Otherwise there wouldn't be much of a reason to use CP to buy a totem when you could get in in universe.

That is literally a guess though, my only knowledge of shadowrun is from shadowrun returns:dragonfall

>the beast
?

So.... should I summon a few dozen of these demons?

>that could it be the point of PERK itself rather than the totem?
I figured that would be the case if I was actually reading it right, just hoping the jumpmaker or just someone who knows shadowrun could clarify.

Yes because wings and tails are cute but the horns put it over the top.

wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Beast

Well damn I forgot to take off my name.

Aionon is a confirmed degenerate!

But horns are cute! Cute I say!

The Beast refers to the biggest baddest ork ever, there were actually several of them but the Imperium didn't figure that out I don't think. Think Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka but there are six of him.

It gives you some bonusses to certain tupes of magic at the cost of some restriction or disadvantage, yes. It also means you've got a friendly spirit, which is probably the more useful part.

Mentor Spirits are supposed to guide and advice the mage in their practise of magic, beyond just granting the base bonusses.

So yeah, you seem to be reading the game book wrong, it certainly can help you learn more magic. Though it's probably not directly teaching.

Did you know you could get so much shit done if you didn't have this pesky goddamn thing called sleep?

Please do, actually. I'm guaranteed to have missed something.

Just keep in mind I've intentionally left out stuff from WoD / Alternate-Draenor due to the... immense fuckery related to THAT alternate-timeline-bouncing-bullshit. Still trying to decide a decent approach.

Chuck it.

Basically it's like D&D in this regard, you have any imaginable spell in-verse (whereas the game focuses mostly on the big damage-dealing spells because MMOlogic) and people like the Kirin Tor keep developing new spells as time goes on.

wow.gamepedia.com/Magic_schools - I'd advise combing over this and the different links therein to get a decent feel for it.

The Beast was an Ork so badass his badassery resulted in a WAAAGH several-times-greater than any that had existed till that point - controlled multiple systems and the Orks within that WAAAGH were even developing a better civilization, such that you had well-spoken non-football-hooligan-orks and tech rivalling the Eldar. Just from The Beast's existence.

Also he was fucking huge. Like - HUGE.

Touhou Project fairies are generally good. At worst, they like playing pranks, but in an innocent, childish way that's more annoying than harmful.

To see what I mean, read some of the manga featuring the Three Mischievous Fairies of Light and their silly escapades.

You had multiple Mini-Beasts, but there was one ork at the head of them that was the True Beast, huger than the rest.

So Im prolly going to buy more profession perks than necessary depending on how much I have left over after garrison; but cooking will be a must buy for me.

But Jumpers, what I want to know is what kind of food you make a serve? Do you just go for the kinds of food you like? Food that offers better benefits? Will you follow the recipes or make your own?

This isn't just a WoW question, any food counts.

>alternate-timeline-bouncing-bullshit
I still have no idea how that made any sense because it defies everything the bronze exist for.

Sorry, I messed up on who to quote before, but anyway, if you're looking for good-hearted fairies, the ones from Touhou Project are a good pick.

Thanks!

The idea was they were splitting into factions after Cataclysm, one of those factions wanting to change history to make a better future. Course, the leader of that one got backstabbed by Garrosh.

I mean it contradicts everything they were taught and raised to know but whatchagonnado.

I know they split factions, I didn't mean ideologically; but functionally they were created to curate the timeways because supposedly not following the true path would collapse time itself.

Except that inst true at all and time is more malleable then that. I realize its just another retcon but it pisses me off.

Like how demons have ressurective immortality in Legion, but they make a big deal about Velen's son's death despite him being a demonic Eredar.

WHATEVER fuck it all

>spoilers

to be fair, demons die permanently in one of two ways - being killed in the Nether, or on sufficiently fel-tainted ground. The Exodar there hadn't been wholly tainted, but Rakeesh WAS at the epicenter of a giant fel reaver exploding. I mean we should still be running into him, especially as the Rakeeshi agents are still active, but who knows.

>WHATEVER fuck it all

That's been my general attitude with many a thing, don't worry.

They've retconned the resurrective immortality in 7.3 to be "Sargeras has enslaved the World-Soul of the planet Argus to make sure his armies keep resurrecting."
and somehow he has Aggramar and Eonar as raid bosses.

Do not.

>mfw I had no net for a full day and missed stuff
RIGHT, so what questions did people have for me again?

Fluffy sheep are cute.

I believe they are called "floofs" around here, actually

Argus had a world soul? Shouldn't the naaru have known about that and informed someone that there was a reason the demons were endless? Wouldn't that have been massively important information?

I should stop caring really. The only reason I care at all is old nostalgia, but Blizzard was always bad with ruining its own internal logic.

Im still pissed about Diablo 3

We discussed Master of Red, some user said they wanted to be your master.

>RIGHT, so what questions did people have for me again?

Which jump maker gives da best succ

Oh come on, that's not anywhere the ca-
>do a quick look
>they still think I'm a dragon
>worldsoul talk
>other weird shit including
>mfw

I'm a demon, damn it.

Indeed floofs are cute.

Is this another one of you?

Probably Valeria since she has someone to practice on.

>I'm a demon, damn it.

So are Succubi, Or are you saying that yeah because you are a demon you of course give the best succ and all other pale in comparison

I guess vore and succ does have some crossover. Seems like risky business though.

Too early for this shit.

>Too early for this shit.

If Red and Val want to fight over who gives the best Succ, who am I to stop them

except it's not them

it's a bunch of lonely anons

There will be no fights. I do not like fighting.

But for the sake of keeping things jump-related. Nurgle perk ideas for me, go.

That's Red Riding Hood, not me.

Who do you think drives porn sales, user.

The more diseased someone is the more they love you? Maybe being able to collect store and combine viruses and diseases?

Dead ones are pretty good.

youtube.com/watch?v=aFv-zFsb9A8

Tanking injury by sloughing off the affected biomass harmlessly, Nurgle's blessing letting you regen quickly

Friendly cloud of magical flies. Or other kinds of bug.

Aura that lets people accept you for who you are, and follow your lifestyle

Doomfart attack

The only thing user is is a target of the turbo deluxe NUT cannon.

>paying for porn

>smug_anime_girl.jpg

An STD specialty

>There will be no fights. I do not like fighting.

So you are saying you are Succ queen and you will not be challenged, Got it.


>But for the sake of keeping things jump-related. Nurgle perk ideas for me, go.

Virus adaption \

>The only thing user is is a target of the turbo deluxe NUT cannon.

That would be Red

WHEN YOU HAVE NICHE FETISHES AS I DO, MOST OF THE TIME THEY'RE BEHIND A PAY-WALL, OKAY?

A perk that allows you to take in and spread diseases without suffering harmful effects.

The ability to make metal or otherwise nonorganic materials grow like flesh.

Making the plagues you create (through sorcery or warp-science) able to not only affect the virus, but more exotic beings? Like a virus that is able to infect neverborn, machines and mortals alike.

One of the Primarchs did something like this, I think it was Mortarion.

Also, what are your plans for Chaos Undivided?

I just want to say thank you for A Devil In I.

Now you are just getting creepy.

Oh come on user. Bee and Val are like the only Jumpmaker ship we get to enjoy outside of maybe Ricrod and Nameless user, and those two just flirted for a little while.

>We should have a /jc/ meetup where red shows off great succ skills.

Being able to spread a miasma of disease around you?

Going again type and always looking clean?

Being huge like Typhus (possibly with being a hive for Nurgle's Rot, seperate would be nice)

Disease/plague engineering skills.

Zombie plague stuff.

Something to spawn Nurglings and have them follow you around.

All the talk about waifuing jumpmakers is kinda creepy.

That's why you should never use trips or avatars in this kind of place if not for uploading jumps or wips.

Yeah... I'll head off to /aco/ for ten minutes.

How much love would papa nurgle give me for bringing him the virus from warframe?

Where is log, and where is my baka to test jump which I demand to be imaged

Something to love everyone? Being a friendly paternal figure like Grandfather Nurgle

Just convert people into Nurgle's followers and then kill them. Or be a demonologist in general.

Your pics always make really poor reaction images.

Define, niche, user.
I've found that vola is a good place for what your wallet doesn't want to deal with.

I'm not sure why you would want that. I wouldn't want to meet anyone who regularily spends their time on /jc/.

>Better run to the nut free zone
>But there is no nut free zone, user...
>I know
>C:

>Your pics always make really poor reaction images.


>Where is log

I will post a shitty wip after work.

>baka to test jump which I demand to be imaged

... I didn't said it was going to be imaged.

What's the coolest dragon form in the chain?

I would personally go with this one.

Ricrod! What is the status on you and your love interest? We can't have shipping wars with only one boat on the water!

>Just convert people into Nurgle's followers and then kill them. Or be a demonologist in general.
How would that help?

Why did you post Megakabuterimon?

>... I didn't said it was going to be imaged.

You didn't it wasn't going to be, Now you have gotten me sad

>I will post a shitty wip after work.

That will cheer me up then

You guys are the closest people I have in life desu

I've got the latter as a freebie for Nurgle, but the former... maybe.

Fly breeding perk is in there. I REALLY like the first two ideas.

Slaanesh go and stay go.

Virus adaptation is a freebie.

I'm not sure Nurgle has metal growing like that.

OH SHIT, GUESS WHO JUST MADE A CAPSTONE. Hint: It's you.

Fucking hell, these are some good ideas.

He wuvs you so much.

I have been single since my second year in university.

I got all my friends from Jumpchain too user. Nothing wrong with that.

>Megakabuterimon

user, why would you say such things...

A yandere perk.

Now, here me out.

Nurgle is the chaos god of love and disease. It therefore stands to reason that his purview would also include diseases of the mind, or diseased love. What's more, his obsession over that goddess or whatever that he actually imprisoned because he loves her so much would absolutely be considered a possessive yandere move.
Therefore, I suggest a perk that either attracts yanderes to you, or allows you to attract people despite yandere tendencies.

What a lie we all know you are going steady with pic related.

I am partial to grigori. I hated it at first but it really grew on me over time.

How big is Grigori anyway?

Grigori is indeed the coolest dragon.

Thx mang :)

Anyone who follows Nurgle gets turned into a a daemon when they die. That's why there are so many of them. The other Chaos Gods usually do this with those who are 'special' enough, but not Nurgle. He loves his follower so much that they all get to be an immortal walking ball of Warp-AIDS at minimum.

That's Papa Nurgle for you.

>OH SHIT, GUESS WHO JUST MADE A CAPSTONE.

Cool

>What's more, his obsession over that goddess or whatever that he actually imprisoned because he loves her so much would absolutely be considered a possessive yandere move.

Wrong. He imprisoned her because she was the Eldar goddess of healing/cures or something and he uses her as test bed for his new viruses to see how long she takes to heal from them

youtube.com/watch?v=Yii1u2Lz-II

>pic related

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Did I ever do something to you? I don't deserve this kind of shit!

He's pretty fuckin huge.

Well, I only know 40K from Veeky Forums, so I'll have to take your word for it.