The Bureau: Melastisized Meme-Complexes

So here we are again, little Ones! Welcome one and all to the Bureau! Currently we have a little situation. We are currently dealing with Class 5 highly-aggressive, virulent meme-complexes. So we might be in a bit of a predicament, all in all......

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gayness is a meme.

Its symptom is infertility and beliving ones own bullshit.

Everyone knows this already, my dear! Well, everyone who is actually *sane* that is.

But enough about whether or not 'gayness' counts as an infectious meme or not, we have work to Do! Specifically designing a way to deal with highly virulent, metastasized masses of bad memes trying to infect our reality.

Bump.

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ODIUM.

WITH GOOD MEMES
OR GUNS
OR FIRE
OR FIREY GUNS
OR MAGIC
OR FIREY MAGIC
OR FIREY GUN MAGIC

Already this premise has gone to shit.

All good Ideas! Probably won't work, but good ideas none the less! Your enthusiasm helps my dear Daemonologist.

Aww, don't be like That! Turn that frown upside down mister! So what if one mentally-challenged child managed to find their way into the facility? That just means they can be used for the first round of testing!

Bump.

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I live again!!! Now with added enhancements!!

Does anyone else think the the Plot to the Antiemetics division tales

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Bares more than a passing resemblance to Final Crisis?

Indeed it does. Except it's even more sad and depressing, and ultimately hopeless.

Also a Bump.

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you say that like it's a bad thing