You just got teleported to the world of your last session. How fucked you are? What would you do?

You just got teleported to the world of your last session. How fucked you are? What would you do?

Depends where I am you'll have to be more specific, 70-ish percent of the globe IS water after all.

Probably not going to last long.

assuming you take the place of you character or are within a few miles of their location i would hazard.

I'm at Nightstone at the beginning of Storm King's Thunder, standard Faerun setting.

I'm still new to D&D, how lethal is Faerun for just the average person if I just try to make a living in Waterdeep?

God damn it. Pretty fucked.

The world of the game I am currently in is getting invaded by insane pacifist wizard-priests. They refuse to kill you, but they have exactly no problem throwing around polymorphing magic for any infraction, real or imagined. Because are far as they are concerned, killing you is evil but turning you into a goat is ethically fine. They've already taken over four kingdoms, and more of them keep showing up.

Of course, you only lose your humanity if you use violence or some other serious crime. For lesser infractions they use milder transformations that are just humiliating or incapacitating, like shrinking you or turning you into a baby.

Thing is, these guys goddamn terrify me. They're all powertripping fucklords who act like they have the moral high ground because they don't use violence even if mice only have a lifespan of four years and they don't plan on changing you back. And guy in particular keeps turning people into animals of the other sex just because he finds it extra humiliating.

So I'm keeping my goddamn head down. I didn't have a solid plan on how to beat these guys when I could snipe them from across the battlefield. I don't think I'm beating them with a smartphone and my car keys.

less lethal than calimport or skuld by a long shot.
also depends on your living. a craftsman that gets in with a guild is gonna be well enough off. if you are a traveling merchant, you may have occassional muscle trouble, but it will end up being more of a charisma issue than anything serious. An adventurer can work the ships against pirates, escort caravans or find work gathering exotic materials.
>plenty to do.

>Ryuutama
I'm fine unless I decide to visit the frontier continents or somehow wander into the twilight zone

>1993 USA
I go looking for this universe's version of my family, who I assume are carrying my unborn counterpart. Assuming my dad doesn't try to stab me or something, I attempt to explain the situation and give my best advice for raising their kids. After all, I know about a bunch of medical conditions that only came up later in my world. Hopefully all my "predictions" about my alt-universe self come true, which along with looking just like my dad could help them trust me.

I scrounge together money and look for shares of companies I recognize. I look to see if data science even exists yet.

Also, I stay the fuck away from PA, where the JoJo shenanigans are taking place.

I look around for mentions of the Speedwagon corporation, to determine if it's actually the JoJo universe or just our universe in the past.

Currently in Almalexia in TES:rpg. right now our characters are cleansing a series of ancestral tombs of rampant undead likely leading to a necromancer of some sort. so, not terribly fucked.

>mfw I have a serious transformation fetish

Pic related is my exact reaction. Are you certain this isn't your DM's magical realm? Because that is an -oddly- specific worldview for those wizards.

Ah, kinda boned. I'm DMing, but the campaign is set in the Greyhawk setting, specifically on the northern edge of the freaking Gnatmarsh with a villain I specifically set up to be actually efficient. The climate I can handle - I live in the South - but I don't think I could deal with the devil-enforced police state, the lizardfolk, or the giant bugs.

I don't think its his magical realm. The mood at the table is less 'why boner' and more 'holy fuck, these people are completely insane. How do we stop these guys without getting turned into chickens?'

Is there a way to turn people back? Because if you have a guy to fix the polymorph, these wizards are a lot less scary.

>primal ass jungle planet
>gets eaten by wolves after 5 minutes
>or killed by my demigod PCs

I'm on a 40k backwater planet with pathetic PDF troops, 5 dead deathwatch marines, 3 living ones & a small lake of genestealers. Outlook bleak

I'm not a robot, so the radiation and complete lack of a biosphere probably takes care of me pretty quickly.

>You just got teleported to the world of your last session. How fucked you are? What would you do?

40k.

I'm screwed. Not sure what I would do.

I'm pretty sure I get tracked down by the PCs or killed by undead minions within the hour.

>some generic cantina in star wars
Could be worse

Well, if I end up in the country where my last session took place, I can be pretty well off.

>Half of Japan teleported to the Mediterranean in a Mid-Fantasy setting

Some white bitch shows up in the middle of a xenophobic country during an invasion of foreign magicians. Into the dungeons with me

It's Dark Heresy, so I die in 3 seconds.

I might be ok for a while, it's a friend original setting in 5e. If I'm near the capital during the celebration of its founding I'm good, for a little while anyway, just have to track down either my character or the party rogue as they might be the only ones who'd listen to me and I'd be able to recognize them somewhat easily. Major problem would be that there's something about an impending disaster that my character has been studying for the past nine years in game, at the cost of some of his sanity. The moon has been getting slowly bigger in the sky and there have scattered reports of angel like beings appearing up and down the western coast of the continent with the most recent sighting also including the utter decimation of a couple of farmers, like ufo cow mutilation style. On the plus side I might be able to learn magic.

My world has cults of psychos dedicated to bringing back its creator (me) springing left and right so if I can find a nearest cell and let them complete a few rituals we simply win.

1934, Sweden, in a small city surrounded by wolf ridden woods.

Nice.

I think I last played shadowrun?
If so, I'm pretty fucked if I'm not just spontaneously rich and/or magical/emergent.
Maybe I last played OVA, then it depends which world I land on. It was a kingdom hearts inspired campain where all manner of worlds from manga, movies and games are connected. The group last crashed in death city from the soul eater universe I think, and that would be alright I guess

A Wild Arms setting, meaning a mesh of wild west, mechas and traditional sword and sorcery? I'm kind of okay with it....besides the world being a scorching desert and demons roaming pretty much everywhere, wanting to feast on your succulent flesh.

It's a fairly pleasant raygun gothic world. As long as I stay on civilised planets, my life would not be very different

>Dark Heresy campaing.
>Hive world about to be invaded by daemons and a Chaos fleet if we don't stop the ritual.

Fucked beyond recognition, probably literally since there's a Herald of Slaanesh somewhere down there.

>submit completely to the Arcane Order
>destroy the puny resistance
>free the island of the wealthy dictator like pigs who owned the island for far too long
>murder Volath and his disgusting vampire underlings
>revive the Demititan sleeping deep in the earth
>have the order open a portal to Faerun
>conquer worlds in seek of the most powerful magics
>summon and kill Nerull
>end death
I think I'll manage.

>it's a superhero game
>London is rapidly turning into Mega City One

I'd be in THE CUBES within a week, Chief Justice Jeffries is a mean fucker

What if they turn that guy into an animal? Sounds to me like anti magic would be a good start. Also polymorph sounds like their go-to spell, but they probably have quite a few others for major fuckery, like teleports, sleep, crowd control, they seem to currently be in a bully phase with no real threats yet.

>Warhammer 40k
>a world being colonized on the fringe
It will be comfy until a gruesome death happens

Probably fucked, seeing as no skills in relation to a medieval fantasy setting.

Unless I retain my powers as the DM, in which case I'm pretty fine.

>Tamriel with d&d 5E mechanics
Fudge.

I run to the closest city, start working as a wood-chopper or miner and start saving money for spellbooks.

Do i at least get some racial bonus for looking like a Breton?

(Bretons are basically a mix of Slavs and Brittish people anyway)