How would you incorporate this monster into your setting?

How would you incorporate this monster into your setting?

I would not.
I like having friends

Replace it with an ithillid.

As the creation of a crazed and perverted wizard or the result of some demon, devil or other misc. malevolent being twisting a wish it granted.

If there is some way to force it open, it could earn you a lot of money.

>the inhabitant glares at you and as best he can utters "shut the fucking door

Clearly a new approach by Slaanesh.
Sanctified melta bombs and blessed psyflame ammunition are called for...

It doesn't fit my setting user!

It's a deep-sea magical abomination invention, they hate the living and it's a porn setting because we all have one.

Why deepsea created made of coral and mutagenic magic? Because tf is my fetish hand the deep sea is fucking terrifying.

>it's literally a rape clam

literally nobody asked

No, no, your hour is up pay the fucking daily fee if you want more or get walking. This is a business not a charity.

If you want to post barely Veeky Forums related captions, just say so and I can post the Huldra one. It didn't get anywhere near enough (you)s to satisfy me in the actual thread.

Clams are terrifying.

>How would you incorporate this monster into your setting?
Not that difficult.

Provided you had the money, an Alchemist could easily make this for you in a few months; provided you're in a country or kingdom where practicing arcane magic is still legal.
Though, mind you, this exactly the sort of reason why practicing arcane magic is slowly and gradually becoming illegal in many countries and kingdoms.

If that seems expensive or isn't distasteful enough for you, you could also get a Warlock to summon a low-level, non-sapient, Demon to provide a proxy. Plenty of "Animal" Demons are literally just mobile organs- genitals included: floating digestive systems, flying cocks, etc..

Your final option would be to seek an already pre-existing monster that vaguely resembles your weird fetish, sex, creature. Two such creatures come to mind: Terrestropods, which are mobile, squishy, tooth-less, sucking, mucousy, wiggling molluscs, but they have stingers inside their mouths and on their tentacles which would cause horrible, painful, swelling. The second creature is the "Kush" which is basically like a Giant-Oyster Animal Woman; they're... "attractive", and could theoretically give you what you want, but they could also just drown and eat you.

pls post Huldra caption, I'm intrigued.

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alright, alright.

This is some serious /d/ tier shit

Christ died for whoever wrote this.

>can you feel my lungs
This sounds like it would be monstrously unpleasant for the receiving party.

Fuck you OP, I wasn't planning on fapping any more today.
That being said, I actually might incorporate something like that into my setting, just make it less magical-realm-y

>got a semi
feel no shame

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This thread is soo going to get banhammere'd. also, PROMOTIONS!

>orgasm from womb stroking
This is some god damn John K Pe-ta shit right here