I demand sexy female orcs and/or sexy female warriors

Not enough THICC on your orcs.

Oh thank Gork & Mork, more like this.

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I always imagined Tolkien's orc females to be small and wiry and hella mean.

Not much of art of them, though.

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Anyone have pics of half-orcs?

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What would a "half-orc" really even be?

Orc is a cultural identity. It isn't racial.

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>/aco/
>standards
>diapers
>feminization
>futa
>hypershortstacks

No, it's a fucking species, you dolt.

A half-orc is a humanoid with orc heritage.

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>Orc is a cultural identity. It isn't racial.
What did he means by this ?

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Sir you are wrong. Provided you are posting proper orcs and not filthy nippon swine I can assure you. /aco/ will enjoy orcish ladies

>tfw when you will never be a farm boy kidnapped out of the fields to be the consort to a hot ripped orc lady

They wouldn't be able to crossbreed if that were true. Do you think Africans and Asians are different species too?

Trans-racial gnome: "Excuse me sir, I identify as Orc, I think I would be best suited for weilding that giant battle axe"

>Do you think Africans and Asians are different species too?

They are. Negroid and Mongoloid, respectively.

Sir/Ma'am, I decline to continue this debate if you're being serious.

Orcs are niggers.

If you two idiots derail this thread I fucking swear

Bait

>4/10

>Back to /pol/

Orcs should be THICC!

This one is the only one I know of from the movies, you can tell because she yells out "Catapults!"

Go back to your safe space then, good goy.

THICC!!1

one on the left looks like my gf except for the green skin and tusks

>Racial differences don't exist.
>We're all just one human race.

yeah he's the one baiting

Post more LotR orcs? Mordor preferably, I kinda like their mishmash of armours.

THIIIICCCCC!!!!!

Yeah and Tolkien writes somewhere (Silmarillion?) that orcs "breed in the manner of men" which implies they have women stashed somewhere.

Although fertility seems to spike when some evil overlord is nearby.

why is this thread so damn fast

>orc women with snub noses and facial scars
>faces are still symmetrical and attractive

PUFFY

I can't tell if you faggots are retarded or just blue-pilled to the max.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negroid
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongoloid

Educate yourselves.

"How I Met Your Mother: Half Ork Edition"

1. It's fantasy genetics. Dragons can breed with people for goodness sakes.
2. Pizzley Bears

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>implying orcs aren't norse

All the ones I can find for now of Tolkien style Orcs.

>WE WUZ VIKANGZ

>WE WUZ HUMIES

Thx

Well, I mean they fit the stereotype in mannerisms. You could say they were niggers, but I really don't see the cultural parallels beyond raiding and violence.

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They do have a nice aesthetic.

But their polearms seem questionable in some regards.

I don't remember. Where the orcs worshiping Sauron as a god or what?

>violent
>stupid
>clannish
>insular
>society celebrates conflict
>society ignores personal responsibility and accountability
>they stink
>they kill their children
>their music is mostly drumming and yelling
>they rape humans

>>You could say they were niggers, but I really don't see the cultural parallels

Orcs routinely pillage not!Europe in marauding bands, hordes, and sometimes disciplined armies.

The nigger comparison makes zero sense because subsaharan Africans never threatened real world Europe in the same way orcs regularly pose a threat to not!Europe/the world in fantasy.

Agreed, orcs are far closer to Norse than anything African and I really don't get where people mix them up.

No, they're just compelled to serve his master, Melkor, since he created them.

That said, apparently there were "traitorous" orcs who fought against Sauron, but none are mentioned specifically.

Everything you listed describes the white people that live near me fuckhead.

Really?

It let's them make savagery jokes about Africans. That's the reason.

I'm not sure.
They certainly feared their masters, but I think whatever worship they did was mainly reserved for Morgoth. he did create them, after all. Albeit to a shit life.

At least that's the cult that Sauron tried to sell to the Numenoreans.

>WE WUZ ELVES AND SHIET

because they are severely mentally ill and see everything through a racial lens.

It's cool if you don't want to get into it, but how does the compelling work exactly? Are they socially compelled, raised to follow Sauron as a disciple of Melkor?

Or is it some racial memory trait that they're born to do it?

>violent
>stupid
>clannish
>insular
Yes, those could all be used to describe various white people. Look up the celts, or the picts, or as said, the fucking norse.
>society celebrates conflict
Fairly common in all cultures
>society ignores personal responsibility and accountability
But in most orc things they don't? They're all "muh honour".
>they stink
>they kill their children
So they're australian abbos?
>their music is mostly drumming and yelling
>they rape humans
Once again: this applies to most cultures. Fuck, this applies heavily to the damn Japanese.

>see everything through a racial lens.

And niggers are the only ones who do that? lol

What does Veeky Forums like better, Mordor orc armour, or...

So... which is the best kind of orc? Pigmen, green-skinned muscle men, or mutated and broken elves?

Uruk-hai armour?

>nigger apologists
>on my Veeky Forums

The Day of the Rope can't come soon enough.

Tolkien, as a hard-core Christian, could not accept the notion of a sentient being that was irreddemable so I'd say it's mainly cultural factors and a "genetic" predispostition to aggression.

They were elves that were twisted by evil magic into the beings they currently are. That magic is to them as any other sense or feeling, they don't really have a choice. They simply must.

Think of it like a Harry Potter house elf. That said, Tolkien was revising the orcs before his death.

I always think of pigmen and green skin orcs as descendants of the broken elves, as far as fitting them together in one setting.

>So they're australian abbos?

Spartans killed their weak children, which I'm 99% sure is the reason why some orcs do in some settings.

Orcs in fantasy are quite obviously inspired by vikings, germanic/celtic barbarians, mongols, huns, sometimes even samurai or spartans. The only people claiming that they are niggers are nordicist faggots who don't know jackshit about history and probably think the ancient greeks were nordic.

>I'd say it's mainly cultural factors and a "genetic" predispostition to aggression.

so... they are niggers

Yes but it also describes black culture

I've always liked Uruk-hai armour better, to the point that it's the standard design I use for all my martial characters. Regardless of them being an Orc or not.

>implying I don't hate niggers more than you do
But orcs ain't niggers, son. That's drow.

I honestly can't recall a setting where orcs kill their weak kids. Unless you use "kids" in a very loose sense and say 40K

The latter two, usually. Often as a combination.

Pigmen I reserve for my Japanese stories about Elf maidens.

Uruk-hai without a doubt. Mordor orcs are smelly

>drow
>niggers

in what fucking universe

They really did do a good job designing the Uruk-hai.

I'm googling pics anyway but if you guys have any Uruk pics you'd like to share I'd appreciate it.

They have dark skin and are matriarchal, thus they are niggers.

Anything but pigmen. Pigmen just make me think of a bunch of fatsos that make squealing sound, which, while they might be visually fitting for elf rape doujins, visually engenders less terror or intimidation than muscle men or mutants.