Can love bloom between man and beast?

no, not really

What, trusting others makes one unfit for a job?

My DM is trying to make me fall is love with a dragon; I know he'll just kill it if I do.

So I killed it first

Wasn't this pic part of a Dragon Mom series?

It blooms all the time, user, you just have to open your third eye more clearly.

>Hands are terrible weapons because they aren't weapons
>But let me compare them to actual weapons that humans make with those hands.

All laws against bestiality in our own world are for one of two reasons:
1) Concerns over animal abuse, something that would not be as precedent with a sapient creature that can consent.
2) "Crimes against nature", a fancy way of saying a bunch of cultists who still believe in imaginary sky daddies don't like _____, and therefore it shouldn't exist. Anal sex is coincidentally another "crime against nature"

It's not bestiality if it's a fictional, sapient creature. You should probably take some time off of posting this shit in every thread with beast races and go jack it to moeblobs or whatever interests you kids these days.

Regardless how it is in the settings, there's still the fact that they're viewed through the lens of modern sensibilities where "but she's a SAPIENT winged dog, she can consent" is roughly the same as "But she's 700 years old, she just LOOKS like that".

Don't see why this shouldn't be applicable

source?

>cultists who still believe in imaginary sky daddies
Your fedora needs some tipping.

Dragons old enough to legally concent by dragon standards typically have the ability to assume humanoid form through draconic sorcery, so yes.

>Cats have vast amounts of empty space in their bodies, allowing them to get completely run through with arrows in some places with only a minor cut and some discomfort to show for it.
Seriously? I've always wondered how my dad's cat was able to get shot and be none the worse for wear.

>cultists who still believe in imaginary sky daddies

I want to stone the obnoxious cunt that started this meme to death.

No, cats have organs just like everyone else. Not sure where that other guy heard that bullshit.

Or the third option: the prevent degeneracy.

If you keep letting weird shit happen, it just opens the door for weirder and weirder shit until society collapses.

You love your dog and your dog loves you.

I think you're talking about sexual love?
I think it is possible to do it without delving into a magical realm. If the thing is sentient and capable of taking human form, that is.

Imagine a classical D&D dragon that learned shapeshifting in order to live among humans. Or any other sentient being who is fairly good at spellcasting, for that matter.

Anything other than that and it quickly turns into a furryfag shitfest.

Not all of them, Chromatics can learn the spells for polymorphing into humanoid forms but it comes naturally to Metallics. I figure this has to do with game designers realizing people want Metallic NPCs they could get quests from or bone.

B E G O N E T H O T

The guy in OP's pic is clearly a monk.

>Imagine a classical D&D dragon that learned shapeshifting in order to live among humans. Or any other sentient being who is fairly good at spellcasting, for that matter.

It's kind of funny, the most common dragons to find in Humanoid form (and thus open to having sex with Humans) all begin with S; Steel, Song and Silver.

The same goes with puritanism.
we've seen it happen with the sjw's, but with gays and cuckolds.

The only option, as always, is extremist centrism.

What about a female illithid ( or any other humanoid who is psionic or have natural mind control skills ) that like you and mind controls you to see her as a human female, because she thinks you wouldn't be attracted to her otherwise?

>The only option, as always, is extremist centrism.
I am totally & extremely ambivalent about this idea. /neutralplanet

That's rape, user.

Yes, and...?

Because she's deceiving him? What if he knows about it but is fine with it anyways?

By your logic, women that do plastic surgery and use makeup are rapists, too.

I thought the prompt was mutual love between a man and a beast?

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Still very tame compared to the average illithid.

>my retarded one dimensional moeblob is better than your one dimensional moeblob because it's an overgrown lizard!
Ur a faget

Cat have a lot of loose skin.

>have disected a cat in bio
>can confirm that, while there are OF COURSE organ systems, there is large amounts of otherwise mostly empty space on a cat.

Go back to tumblr.

What's pic source?-

Anal sex is objectively a bad idea because of the potential for transmitting diseases. We might not be able to prove the existence of god, but we can prove the existence of fecal bacteria.

e621.net/post/index/1/sanzo
I know it's e621, but Sanzo is pretty much all SFW.

>Anal sex is objectively a bad idea because of the potential for transmitting diseases

That's what HIV is for.

Don't for example horses have highly controllable and strong anal muscles? I remember having seen a post once about this

That doesn't mean you should have sex with them.

It's not rape if you completely eradicate his free will and replace it with your will, altering his personality entirely.

Fuck you

If there ever was a good reason why non-humans have to be put to the sword, this has to be it.

I'd much rather fuck a sapient beast then a furry

If, by sword, you mean dick, then yes.

A monster is a monster. Every hour a day, it will be a potential threat to innocent lives, no matter how peaceful or friendly it pretends to be. It's man's duty to slay monsters before they have the chance to slaughter innocents in cold blood. Man who attempts to romance monsters should not be surprised when the monster tear their throats out in the exact moment they're vulnerable.

Look mate, no matter how you do it people will accuse you of being MAgicl Realm. Really, no matter wht you have in a game, people will always accuse you for magical realm regardless of what it is.

Magical Realm nowadays is just a buzzword used by easily triggered autists, just like how "rape" and "microaggression" are used tumblr

You just need to learn to stop caring what randos on the interwebs think, and learn to get a feel foryour group and learning to strike a cord with what is and isn't acceptable for your one group in particular. That's literally it.

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>eradicate his free will and replace it with your will, altering his personality entirely.
That's murder user. You've just committed murder-rape

Are men not the most dangerous monsters of all?

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I made a crystal dragon drink a love potion then through positive reinforcement and affection made her fake feelings real. The DM hated me.

If we're on the topic of dragons and love, how exactly would a male and female dragon mate with each other. You'd think the male would mount the female, like say a horse, but then the tail could be a an obstacle for the male. Would or could dragons perform a type of missionary position which allows for easier access to the cloaca? I need answers.

even better

Coitus between dragons probably closely resembles the coitus between birds of prey.

That being, Dragons take to the wing and perform courting displays in the air and eventually grasp claws and mate whilst in the air, before finally culminating in a long, vertical drop that they pull up and separate at the last second. The closer to the ground they get, the more likely/larger a clutch is produced.

Could you elaborate...for reasons? I wanna be you, user.

That's already a thing in the furry community. They call them "ferals"

My party got a princess and a dragon engaged and did security for their wedding, and then the princess was almost murdered so we helped the dragon destroy the enemy's armies, burn the opposing kingdom to the ground, raze the capital, and imprison their royal family to be dragged back in chains and imprisoned for life.

We were supposed to escort wheat caravans

Bed bug style.

Prehensile, elongated multiple sex organs with additional grasping organs to trap and hold the female in position as the main sex organs penetrate.

Aren't you glad you asked.

Fuck off Garithos.
Go get all of your men killed again because you're a fucking idiot.

No, that's fucking retarded? Physically changing yourself to be more attractive permanently is nowhere near the same thing as mind-controlling someone into raping you.

But Rando is a pretty cool guy, user. You should definitely care what he thinks.

This is the most retarded image I've seen yet.

Why do you feel that way?

youtube.com/watch?v=wwi9Q9apHGI

Dragon turns into a more human form, fugs in human mode. Easy solution.

Not responding with a punchy one liner about being the lone dick to solve this mess or something.

Moxie. Pananche. Charisma. That's what we were looking for.

"I got it" shows none of these qualities you got.

Hey mate, gonna throw this out here but your argument would seem stronger without insulting people at the end of it. Perhaps not as satisfying for you, but it would invite honest discussion as opposed to an Internet slap fight.

No society has ever collapsed due to degeneracy. before you say romans, they turned into the Byzantines and don't count.

I was in a campaign once where a guy rolled a 1 trying to convince a dragon to leave us alone and instead seduced it. He got dragged back to it's lair to get raped and we had to rescue him.

I don't see why not.

>Veeky Forums

They face away from each other with the tail high up and the front part of their body down, and then press their "butts" together to rub their genitalia against the other one.

Define beast.

An elf woman put into a magical steel armored body that can't feel or speak would be pretty beastlike, and I have her in love with the guy who put her in that body.

How do lizards do it?

With sufficient mutual understanding, time spent together, and a comparable level of intelligence, why not?

In college my best friends room mate was a borderline autistic Asian kid who loved to write short stories. He let me read them occasionally, and this thread reminded me of one

>protag overheard story from sailors about sea monster that attacked them during a storm
>tentacles wrapped around the ship and they spent hours hacking and slashing while not sure if the storm or the monster would sink them first
>finally it released them and they managed to escape the storm as well and made it back alive
>protag ends up on journey to slay monster
>sail to the described area, chum the waters for a few hours with no success
>decide to leave because storm clouds are moving in
>oops too slow get hurricane'd you fuckers
>monster appears at the apex of the storm
>protag gets knocked overboard
>wakes up on island
>hears faint voice of woman in head
>follows it to cave connected to sea
>there is monster
>voice is from monster
>they chat
>she explains the storms around here are really bad so when a ship gets caught in one she holds it steady and keeps it afloat until the storm passes and just endures the pain of being cut and stabbed for a few hours
>but y tho that shit crazy
>she was a goddess who loved humans and refused to kill a follower who somehow incidentally offended the head of the pantheon
>so not-zues killed the dude himself and cursed her to live as what humans feared and hated the most
>she can communicate telepathically, but it's very weak and no one can hear her during the storms lol
>they chat and chat, eventually a ship passes by and she swims the protag out and tosses him on it
>he lives on in infamy for being abducted by the monster then forcing it to return him but he's sad and forever remembers the creature he fell in love with
>fin

Actually, I don't think it counts as bestiality if the beast in question is sentient. But then again, don't quote me on that, it's not like this has ever come up in real life.

How do Lizards do it?

then the Byzantines

Actually it probably still would be considered rape, but even worse, since you mind raped him too

...why would you even bother censoring a horse's face?

>can love bloom between man and beast?
literally my life desu

multi-directional tipping

Stop posting on imageboards and get back to work, Cletus, or i'll call the uncle again.

Fun fact!

If you use lizards as a base, you're entirely justified to have a species of all female lesbian dragons.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_grassland_whiptail_lizard

Even animals deserve a reasonable expectation of privacy.

Magical realm is just shorthand for "not okay for bullshit reasons", so go ahead if your know what your group is okay with.

Byzantine empire fell when the Turks took Constantinople.