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If they don't mind a slight quality dip, could always use more jpeg.

Yeah, it looks like we'll just have to jpeg our way trough that one map at least: will check the interactive PDF maps, too.
Any advice for making maps from scratch on Roll20? Last time I just used one of the wall Roll20 images and stretched it to make the rooms: wasn't terrible, but it could have looked prettier.

which languages are tied to magic in general? I want to make a relic and magical knowledge archeologists

The interactive maps don't save at a high enough resolution. I found this out the hard way importing the big dome map from Iron Gods book 1, no matter what it's blurry when made a size big enough.

Depends on the setting.

In a more helpful note, lots of old magical tomes are written in Draconic, since there are arguments that mortals learned arcane magic from Dragons.

Elves have a higher percentage of arcane magic-users in their populations, so lots of things will be written in Elvish as well.

And, of course, the planar languages are always a good source for magical stuff. Abyssal, Infernal, Celestial, the Elemental languages, and sometimes even Aklo (the language of abberations).

>GM sends you a PM
>user, I love the character you apped with
>but your naming sense is just horrible and can you please change her name to something else

How would you react to this, user?

Like . Aquan sometimes too, as there's a bunch of Ye Olde Magical Beastes in the ocean.

Ask the GM for advice and suggestions based on the naming conventions of his setting.

Whats the name? Unless is something like Sister Fister only an autist would complain

Mister Lister the Sister Fister is a fucking great name

Broshep Stealing

Dildo Swaggins

But what if it was a monk with Ties of Blood?

Akihiko Kusanagi, the inexplicably Tien Witch Hunter in Ustalav.

To everyone, both the pro-lewd and anti-lewd factions.
Is there any one character concept, no matter how simple, how complex, how mechanical or how fluffy, that would get you to play a lewdgame just by being played by another player or being an NPC?
Assume that the player's skills are average, just barely enough to convey the things that make the character attractive to you and with no deal-breakers, but nothing out of the ordinary.
Maybe, just maybe, if we knew what the /pfg/ thought was sexy, less people would get sore about applications or THICC shitting.
I'm just plain old-fashioned curious.

Ah yes the "Veeky Forums is one person" angle

You're absolutely stupid if you think me being attracted to a character impacts whether I want to play or not

you're clearly a mouthbreathing retard who obsesses over sex in roleplay

Foxgirl princess (male).

Character concept? Sure, there's a few of them that really get me going... But the most important thing by far is the character art.

You can have a very well-written character with a personality and backstory and general tone built for a lewdgame, but if you give them generic anime art I'm not going to feel anything - I'll like the character, sure, but think they're sexy? Not at all. At the same time, overtly sexy art isn't really going to do it either unless the character concept encourages it. There's a really fine balance that needs to be maintained, but if you hit that balance with art that supports the character concept than I'm fucking onboard.

To use existing characters as an example, Onryou does nothing for me and neither does Gloriana, their art is either too much or too little. On the flipside, Anka from Iron Gods and Renpa from Dominions of Vice work perfectly.

>Is there any one character concept, no matter how simple, how complex, how mechanical or how fluffy, that would get you to play a lewdgame just by being played by another player or being an NPC?

I'm not a sex-crazed lonely fuck so no. There isn't.

I never understand this lewd game stuff. If it's online with strangers, then that's different. Who would actually sit in front of other people at a table and describe their characters fucking. Sounds like a freak show of cringe. Fade-to-black when done for comedy gets a free pass so long as the people involved are genuinely funny.

>Not Akiho Yoshizawa

>Who would actually sit in front of other people at a table and describe their characters fucking
People who feel comfortable about it. It happens.

>Implying anyone on pfg is socially inept enough to not be in an online game by now

That's weird man. Did you see it...

>that's weird
Have you considered that in fact, it is you who are socially inept?

Tell me about your character's hat. Does he wear one? How tall and expensive is it?

>"My bard slides his massive cock into the Goblin's quivering pussy..I'll roll...Critical."

It's weird bruh

I thought magical girls were the only ones allowed to wear hats.

>mfw online campaign with IRL friends
>mfw the only time a fade-to-black occurred was after five minutes of obnoxious puns and tongue-in-cheek porn dialogue

What would goblin pussy feel like?

Bags of sand and salty coins.

Depends the gob I'd imagine.

Probably like shinies, berry preservers, and a royal coin purse.

Probably like an undersized vagina you freak, nothing about the physiology of the humanoid races suggest their sexual organs wouldn't be analogous to a Human.

She wears a newsboy hat when off missions to cover up her succubus horns.

>mfw we're going to be making our first Starfinder campaigns on the modern /pfg/ campaign model

I don't like it.

You knew what you were in for when you chose Paizo. Own it.

Was Rise of the Jade Regent a mistake?

Yes, now fuck off 2hu.

Oh my god, yes.

You are a mistake. But yea probably

Who is the Wayne of /pfg/?

You.

Once it was IDrive, but he is no longer.

Wayne, the namefag.

aaaaaaaa I want to app with a pirate in an unrequited love!

A love of booty?

am I reading wrong and umonk can't spend ki to increase speed in 20 or to get +4 AC as default?

What human ethnicity of Golarion has the choicest booty? Which non-human races have the choicest booty?
How does one optimize for booty?

Play a gingerbread witch. Eat snacks.
Fluff your bite and swallow whole as booty attacks

3pp, or 1pp Golorion?

3pp is Short-tail Kobolds, by our own SwEagle.

1pp is probably Hermean

>Which non-human races have the choicest booty?

Demon-blooded Tiefling, the combination +Str +Cha means plumpness and aesthetic while the cloven feet mean they're wearing high heels 24/7.

As for Human? It's a tie between the Kellid and the Ulfen.

Dumb idea: a Brawler who gets a cantrip SLA that qualifies it for stuff like Arcane Strike, Int-based Monk AC, and the Knowledge Is Power wizard discovery. Have it lose its martial flexibility, standard AC bonus, and maneuver training, maybe some bonus feats.

Eddy Izzard, the Lizard Wizard

Ulfen, Kellid, and SHOANTI. lirally engineered to he statuesque supersoldiers

how ridiculous looks a person climbing (doesn't have climb speed, walk crawling or similar just basic climb) at 200 ft per turn?

>literally all three ethnicities least likely to be in Garund
Ulfen is the only one even approaching plausibility, though I'd expect them on the northern continent, not slumming it in the Shackles

>It's a tie between the Kellid and the Ulfen.

>Kellid
Supported only by Amiri, otherwise Kellid are scrawny things that are known to pack on fat as much as shed it.

>Ulfen
I don't really see how the Ulfen would have nice butts. They're tall, pale and typically well-built, is that it? Sure, if you want a round pale blonde booty, I can see it.

>Shoanti
... No, the Shoanti have been intermixing with the native Varisians and whoever else crops up for thousands of years, plus their musculature is way more sheer size than the Kellid. They'd look like a bodybuilder's ass, which isn't really that sexy.

You'd look like an Assassin's Creed character, which is actually kind of cool!

>not slumming it in the Shackles

>Supported only by Amiri

And what an example it is!

>Ulfen
>Scummy raiders and unscrupulous traders
>Not wanting a slice of the gem-encrusted Sargavan pie

>your attacks are so devastating that can go through rock easily. You ignore DR for a turn.
>Says nothing about toughness
Goddamnit, Paizo

the intermixing genes adds a nice element of softness to vital areas of the Shoanti form! shoanti girls are confirmed top-tier waifus, don't you know?

If you think about it, Toughness is just DR with a different name.

But isn't DR therefore you don't ignore it

>shoanti girls are confirmed top-tier waifus, don't you know?

No, I don't know, and no, I don't agree with that statement. While I firmly believe top-tier waifus are determined on a case-by-case basis, the Shoanti are way too tribal and insular to make me consider them quality waifus.

Paizo did it again, it seems! Have you tried bringing that up with your DM?

Chelaxians have the superior pale booty, to be honest

Can anyone recommend apps for Pathfinder reference? I'm on the iOS so those in my group already have app we use, but is there one for Android that isn't complete horse shit? Psychic in my group realized that me correcting how many spells known he had wasn't just me trying to nerf him into the ground, and was just his app fucking everything up.

We know we can always use the PFSRD if there aren't any out there.

is fighter VMC good now?

Mwangi probably

Besides the 1 month long application process, what else is there?

I'm sure a lot of home brew rules will be to ban everything from Pathfinder anyways.

What changed?

Fighter (mutagen warrior) VMC Barb is good

bravery and armor/weapon training actually lets you get pretty nice stuff now.

Are Mwangi cute? I need Mwangi privateer art.

Sounds weak

No, you're reading right. What I'm about to tell you is treated as an unpopular opinion but Unchained Monk isn't as good as most people think, sure, full BaB, d10 and you don't get -2 to attacks for flurrying and power styles...but then you realize that you have weak wis, the archetypes avaliable are pure garbage and you have to buy most of the ki powers that you had for free as a PHB monk. So Archetyped PHB Monk > Umonk > PHB monk 90% of the time

>have to buy most of the ki powers you had for free

but literally every monk trades out those ki powers with quingogg or whatever anyway?

>caring about jumping higher

There are many kinds of Mwangi, user.
pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Mwangi#Culture

No, monks get +20 movement and +4 AC as default, they don't have to buy it or be QuiGon Jin

I mean Ki pool, baka, not high jump, everybody trades that with good archetypes.

Wtf is paizo?

The only thing that even looks like a real complaint here is how UMonk should have kept the good Will save progression. UMonk Flurry also means all bonus attacks are at full BAB, and "the archetypes are pure garbage" just makes me think nobody even knows just how many archetypes are compatible, and all have GMs who refuse to do the basic archetype translations.

Bonuwat sound perfect, but it'll be tough to find art with the right complexion, straight hair, and those cool eyes.

Oh, that's easy! Find artwork of a man/woman with the right clothes, figure and tone, and just post it in the Drawthreads with a request to change their skin color and eyes. Simple recolors like that are quick and easy!

>knows just how many archetypes are compatible
None, no archetype previous to Unchained Monk is compatible with Unchained Monk. Is pretty easy, only those released before (as stated in the description of such archetypes) are compatible with Unchained Monk.

Want to be a MoMS Unchained? nope, what to be a Sohei Unchained? noope, what to be a Hungry Ghost? also no, etc.

Ah, good point. I forget about my drawfriends.

What ability?

>The only thing that even looks like a real complaint here is how UMonk should have kept the good Will save progression
And the lack of good archetypes, and the fact that you have to buy stuff like +4 to dodge per turn per ki. +20 to movement isn't much, sure you lose that as default but wasn't even good to beging with.

If I could only pick unarchetyped classes, sure, Umonk all day, but if archetypes are allowed? I wouldn't even think it twice, PHB monk.