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Los Magos Tel Tiempo, you are a Time Wizard Of Being-Heckled-On-Stage. Time Agents are out to destroy the current timeline, because they have deemed, 10,000 years in the future, that a seemingly random mass murder of everyone you know and care about right now, will lead to a minor improvement in electrical efficiency down the timestream that theoretically will save two more people than they're killing now. You've been blessed with power from their time machine's incursion at 7:55 PM during the Heckled-On-Stage.

Are you a bad enough comedian to save everyone you care for, using your powers of being heckled?

>an animate object spell has gone awry and turned a cigarette butt into a sentient being that constantly faces ridicule and is cursed to get called out on its non-human-ness
>it hires a party of intrepid adventurers to turn it into a real human bean

>You were once a standup comedic group
>But you were heckled just one too many times
>Kill your former audiences, while cracking puns to show them just how big of philistines they are!

you're a faggot for wanting this campaign but I'm a double faggot for wanting it to happen anyways

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Your party is a bunch of demons/prophets/time travellers trying to prevent the creation of weaponized laughter by preventing the comedic success of the 4 horsemen of comedy.

One guy bases all his comedy off of personal experiences, so you need to make his life unrelatable.

Another comedian bases his humor off of lowering expectations to such an extent, that people will laugh to death if dogshit is rolled out to the stage. You need to make sure his life isn't a disappointment by weekend at Burnie'sing his dull, uneventful body into having a successful life. He's still alive, he's just such a disappointment to literally everyone, including any sort of will off his or combat ability that he just accepts this as his life.

And so on, and so forth.

Ghosts are the manifestation of great happiness or sadness. As a ghost hunter, you must insult ghosts brought on by positive emotions and compliment ghosts brought on by negative emotions to destroy them. To do this, you must research what kind of life they lived in order to know what kind of ghost they are and to know the best plan of attack.

Are the people who hunt ghosts known as "Slides" ?

Stranger called my friend a fag once and he got super upset and beat this dude so whenever I need a quick plothook, they're in a tavern and he's being called a fag.

He sucks huge dicks whenever making rolls in these situations and the irony is not lost to anyone.

The party is a group of drunk hecklers crashing comedy and poetry clubs.

"FFFAG"
One word, one wizard. Once he uttered those words, everyone in the lands became gay. Now, it's up to the party to undo what has been done, before everyone's asses has been snatched and thoroughly pounded. Do you have what it takes to take it (like a man)?

Seinfeld but you're all ghosts

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Local man mistakenly hires bards to do an exorcism instead of clerics. They become renowned ghostbusters

unsuccessful Bard gets hired by some rogues to break into a alchemists lab...

A tampon wants to live out his dream of being a stand up comidean but rolls a 1 for his speech check and is sad he will only be used to stop a heavy flow

awwww poor ghostie

An evil bard (comedian) is tired of being called a homosexual, so he concocts a plan to kidnap and marry a princess to prove you all wrong.

>the princess was a boy, raised as a girl by the mad king.

Liche wants to make gay marriage legal.

He's a Bard with only one shot, one opportunity to seize everything he ever wanted.

Turn this from "prevent the creation of weaponised laughter" to "thwart an attack on the metaphysical concept of comedy" and you've got yourself a Nobilis game.

I wanna fuck that ghost