You suddenly become a fully armed and armoured Tactical/Devastator/Assault Marine (your choice, gene-seed of Roboute Guilliman), in the exact position you are now. You still have your personality but all of a sudden you're 7' tall in socks and you're a master of combat and tactics. You become one of the specialty types of Marine if you have a job similar to it or are training for such (e.g. a soldier becomes a sergeant).
What do?
Benjamin Fisher
Fall through my couch, then get up and start robbing local store.
David Fisher
Obligatory break my chair, and assuming all the rest of everything in my life stays constant I'll have a couple of issues with some short-term plans, but my longer term plans will be great.
Also the Royal Navy would likely be getting a techmarine I, which might shake things up, depending on how much knowledge is included with the change.
Ryder Taylor
I'm into the occult. Does that mean I can become a Librarian?
If so, I'd make money as a sideshow freak or start gambling.
Luke Bennett
My house has stairs before I can leave my front door.
>SQUAD BROKEN
Logan Sanders
Pick porcelain toilet shards out of my butt cheeks and then try not to get the national guard called by security.
Thomas Long
I'd break my chair.
I'd end up becoming an apothecary because I am a biology student.
Then join like a marathon or something for kicks
Hunter Harris
>tech support
YOUR REQUEST FOR BOLTER SPRING J THETA MINOR HAS BEEN DENIED. FORGE YPSILON99 DOES NOT HAVE THE APPROPRIATE RITES TO APPEASE THE MACHINE SPIRIT OF THAT COMPONENT. REROUTE YOUR PLEAS TO FORGE 7SKULLBREAKER GAMMA.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Oh yea I could actually make more marines because I have geneseed and the know how to use it
Ayden Brown
lewd
fuck off bile
Jackson Jackson
I backstab my allies the first opportunity i get.
Hunter Wood
You know, I think i become a superhero.
Angel Ramirez
If you're 1st line support, your corresponding rank in 40k isn't Techmarine, it's Servitor.
Dominic Morales
Primaris or marinelet? And since I'm a theology major does that make me a chaplain?
Bentley Fisher
I become a techmarine? Great. I'll spend my time improving my car into a murder machine. Then I'll use it to end crime in my city.
Robert Fisher
*angry cogitator noises*
Lucas Walker
Anything a techmarine would know. You have to have a related vocation. Anything that involves keeping knowledge would count.
Joshua Walker
You can be a Primaris if you aren't a manlet yourself. And yes.
Bentley Gomez
Unless your city is an urban warzone hellhole then I can't see a space marine stopping much crime.
Thomas Lewis
Fuck. Yes.
Ethan Allen
He is thinking a little low.
A decked out space marine could probably take over a poorly developed country.
As a tech marine he could probably bring it to a 1st world tech level in 50 years
Cameron Powell
be sad that my new chair I just bought can't support my weight now.
Gavin Wright
obviously i would break my chair, desk and other shit im close to atm
But what the fuck would my profession become when im studying multimedia design of all fucking things ?
Jose Thomas
Fuck guys. What the hell would I become? I work at fucking Walmart.
Josiah Myers
I work as a priest on the sidelines, am I a chaplain?
Jackson Bennett
wageslave or manageslave?
Christian Long
Well, I'm a History Major. Guess that works out pretty well. >The Rise of the Terran Irregular Chapter.
Bentley Myers
Wooh yeah libby
I can feel the warp overtaking me
Heraldry painter/banner weaver
Lobotomized failed aspirant
Dylan Stewart
Sweet I become an Interrogator Chaplain or a Psyker. Time to exercise my Emperor given might and dominate my unit, raising it to the most motivated fighting force yet known to man
Jace Torres
You found the Sons of Walmart chapter.
Julian Stewart
Do we have the gear of our associated specialty or just the trainings? Do we have power armor? Also how do psyker powers work IRL? Are there daemons?
Sebastian Rodriguez
I have a history degree if that counts?
Carson Cruz
This toilet is destroyed. Then I seek penance for destroying a symbol of the chapter
Ryan Butler
quite blatant
Easton Parker
>Heraldry painter/banner weaver If that's the case i damned well be the one that runs around with it as well.
Jaxon Jones
Just marines dudes, nothing wrong with that. Multimedia might have a talent for creating chapter histories or working with iterators and whatnot, but for the most part you're just regular Assualt Marines, Devastators or Tacticals
And as per , if not a manlet then you can be Primaris
Elijah Wilson
>tfw primaris apothecary
I'm going to be the greatest pediatrician ever literally
Jason Flores
True, being a space marine in itself is pretty awesome, but i thought the iterators was gone after the Horus Heresy
Blake Kelly
Hey, reaper totally works in 40k. Who doesn't want an immortal chaplain with teleportation powers and dual shotguns? Just preface "Die Die Die" with "In the Name of The Emperor"
Jason Evans
Old chaps are better chaps
leaving aside the transition from angery to edge, the teeth on their skull mask are too low to look serious
Logan Morris
>Not PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE
Christian Bailey
Battle brothers!
Angel Morales
Same here.
Hmmm. Don't know what I'd do, probably be pretty occupied with warpshit. Might go about trying to forge a mini imperium in the north east united States. May take a while but hey, I've got time. Probably try to either shill the Catholic Church or make some kind of nutty Abrahamic alliance and posture myself as some prophet or great unifier.
Luis Foster
>Optical assistant/Lab Technician
Shit dog i have no idea what that means. However, Salamander is the only real answer.
Nathan Williams
>tactical overbite
Cameron Smith
The correct high gothic is actually MORI MORI MORI Which is ironically also the actual roman vulgar dialect for it
stereotypical Italian chadpter when?
Lincoln Jenkins
Trying to fight demons in the warp and maintaining the gellar field
Brandon Howard
> any normal buck private retard auto becomes sergeant by virtue of similar job I guess I become motherfucking Calgar. Time to go punch out the Swarmlord. Ultramar now bitches.
Thomas Hernandez
or a devastator with a plasma cannon ?
Julian Reyes
Probably, but someone has to record the histories and promote His Holy Angels of Death to the trillion-strong masses of the Imperium
He'd also make a decent inquisitor
Bentley Ortiz
Maybe Optics = Lascannon? They at least have lenses
Colton Torres
that could work, also have less chance of blowing yourself up
That's true, but i doubt it's as accurate as it once was
Brandon Evans
Something with lenses anyways! Tech-marine specialised in surveying
Ian Lewis
I'm 6ft tall and have an industrial job. Mostly pushing buttons and flipping switches, but I occasionally do maintinence.
I think I'm a primaris tech marine. I'm ok with that.
Lincoln Reed
Yes, there are daemons. Not Slaaneshi ones.
David Watson
I'm studying psychology, am I a Chaplin or a librarian?
Anthony Gonzalez
Get your power maul and skull mask, you're a chaplain.
I program off season and do tree work in season. . . Wtf am I?
Hope I can keep the chainsaw
Henry Rivera
Unless you're a Navy SEAL you don't get to be a chapter master. Captain at best.
If you'd had a lot of tours you can be a veteran.
Andrew Martinez
Eliminate some local politicians and activists because of their retarded independance plans. Other than that go on with my life.
I work in topography so I would just be a basic marine but it should be more than enough.
Sebastian Butler
I work in a warehouse. The chief skillset I bring to the company is the ability to lift up heavy things over and over.
I think I failed Astartes selection and was made into a lifter-servitor.
Jaxson Watson
Great, I'm a librarian by profession.
Shelving books, mind-fry some shit, help people find what they need, open a rift into the warp. works gonna be fun.
And in my free time I'll probably find out if slaanesh exists or not.
Lucas Morris
>Still so salty about Brexit he'd murder innocent people just because they supported it
Anyone got the number for MI5?
Asher King
I ain't no Brit
Owen Murphy
Offer myself to the local Sheriff's department as a deputy. Spend the rest of my days busting meth labs and impressing kids (and their moms) at the county fair.
Liam Adams
Bitch you don't make the rules
Dylan Myers
How are you going to bang women with your acid spitting penis that ejaculates with the force of a gun?
Landon Ross
>EMT i fall through my apartment floor and become an apothecary >Medic 322 you have an emergency call at [location] NO SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR SHALL FALL IF I CAN HELP IT
Anthony Martinez
Yeah I do.
Aaron Williams
Space marines spit acid from their mouth, you dingus, not their dicks. And there's no ballistic semen there, either.
That said, they'd probably have trouble getting an erection, just like a 'roidhead. All those implanted organs cannot be good for your sexual health.
Julian Reed
does space marines even have dicks ?
Luke Morris
Yes.
Andrew Martinez
Do lawyers become chaplains? if so, i go to my local police department and become a super cop.
If not, i just become a merch to live in luxury
Hudson Ross
what do business majors become
im sure my wife would be upset, she wants another kid.
Benjamin Cox
>studying architecture So techmarine? Neat. Well, finish uni and get on with my life coasting on far future know-how and knowing I'm functionally immortal. Have exactly two sons at some point. Maybe have a few decades off as an athlete.
Julian Phillips
Sons
Not without being a apothecary you punk
Speaking of which primaris apothecary.
I'd break my doors
Thomas Lee
I live in Brazil.
>1st world tech level We aren't living in a goddamn jungle, we just have a lot of crime. Specially organized crime.
Gabriel Roberts
>Brazil
Just join a football team and make bolter rounds for the rest of us
Lucas Barnes
Do a gear check to make sure my Apothecary tools are where they need to be then wait patiently for the first marine related casualty to crop up.
Tyler Moore
Wouldn't that be Sons of Walton?
Or even better, Sons of Sam?
Ryan Walker
I thought marines were 9 feet tall?
Lincoln Reed
big thick ones with angry veins running up and down their furious length
Christian Harris
>Currently working on my Mech. Engineering bachelor's
What do? >Become Techmarine >Pray to pic related, for great is his blessing >Revolutionise small arms development in His name, as He did before >Gyrojet/bolters for everyone! And maybe do some motorcycle designing for a sidegig.
Joseph Gomez
>Not Wardens of the Wal
Xavier Sanchez
Honestly that one Veeky Forums thread about the post apocalyptic society trapped in the ultra Wal-Mart would make for a fun recruitment/home world for a joke chapter
Carson Evans
Im a hunter, what the fuck would i be
John Bailey
>Library Sciences well. now i'm a brainwizard.
Thomas Rodriguez
6ft or taller qualified you for Primaris Now I am become Chadmarine, destroyer of your asshole
Leo Torres
Break Floor of apartment, Become Tech Marine terminator since gunsmith and good with heavy weapons. Then go and rob GW And try and avoid the nation Guard.
Jaxon Gutierrez
Could anything short of a tank missile take a marine?
Tyler Jackson
Grey Knight/Deathwatch?
Charles Cook
Scout Sergeant?
Dominic Foster
Yes. 40MM Grenade in mass. Also should of mention Lamenter since bad luck and having a knack to fucking myself over. Also I am not a manlet so fuck I am primaris.
Cooper White
Scout sergeant.
Julian Watson
Just SGT since you need good charisma and good leadership. AKA You get to pick what ever squad type has a sergeant in it.
Brayden Bell
>in the exact position you are now. You still have your personality but all of a sudden you're 7' tall in socks
I try not to freak out my parents too much and then ask them to help me up the basement stairs
Josiah Hill
I want this now. If there is an archive copy please link
Lucas Robinson
>become Tactical because that should give me Assault and Devastator training too >break chair >head to gf's place to find out once and for all if Astartes dicks work right >go join Air Force as planned, but without having to lose any more weight or study for the ASVAB Assuming a functional dick, my life has improved about 8000% Thanks, OP!
Mason Bell
I crush my bed and my boyfriend rolls on top of me. Then, I get up, and go rob a bank.