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Previous Thread: Players of slayers! What reason did YOUR dwarf have for taking the oath? What did the party do if or when they found out? Did they die well?

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>Denied permanent form by the Great Changer, the daemon prince had found a way to turn his curse into a gift. Every time Archaon’s blessed blade nicked, stabbed or sliced through the abomination’s flesh it was the emptiness of shadow. Whenever Be’lakor’s huge blade came down at the Chaos warrior, however, the daemon prince momentarily assumed all the monstrous brawn and infernal ire of his physical form. How Archaon could defeat such a creature– that was at once everything and nothing– he did not know. While his mind reeled with the futility of the task, his father-in-shadow proceeded to press his diabolical advantage.

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Remember when these threads were comfy? I hope whoever called them dead back then is happy now.

>The centre of the chamber had been scoured bare. The altar was gone. There was no sign of the sorcerers, the warpstone sigil, or anything else for that matter besides a hole in the ground. Power crackled across the chamber, incandescent flares licking the walls and causing stone to dribble like fat. Black horrors gambolled without purpose, slapping into columns and each other as the walls shook. And in the midst of their disarray, a dark angel wavered like smoke.

>It was Be’lakor.

>The daemon prince was almost as large as the Beast, larger still if one counted its leathery wingspan or the jagged height of its black crown. But where that degraded monster had been a rounded mass of malformed muscle and bone plates, Be’lakor was lithe, his powerful body sculpted in volcanic glass. That statuesque might was now hunched, as though wounded, bat wings cocooning its body. How it had come to be hurt, Felix could only hazard. Gotrek’s axe passed through the daemon’s leg trailing a wisp of black smog.

>The daemon laughed coldly, the creak of glacial ice. ‘You have taken my army, you have beaten my champion. My ritual has been spoiled but not ruined.’ The daemon’s voice was sonorous and smooth, but just a voice now that it did not cross planes. The chamber trembled, sending dust through the daemon’s body. It chuckled darkly, as though tickled. ‘I will be free. I may find myself five years past or five hundred. It is but a turning of the world to an immortal.’

>‘We’re both here now, you sack of steam.’ Gotrek made another swing. The runes of his axe flared with a frustrated brilliance as they clove through the smoke that was the daemon prince, Be’lakor. ‘Fight me now and have done.’

>Be’lakor continued to fade. Only an outline remained, shadow upon shadow, a hint of a crown. ‘Your doom is coming. Trust that when it nears, it will be my hand that guides it.’

-"City of the Damned" novella

"Do the shadow shuffle"

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>Characters cannot have unique traits earned from their special circumstances

You must live in boring unimaginative world.

Reminder that Mallobaude did nothing wrong

>carnac is still so buttblasted that he vomits unrelated greentexts at the mere sight of rocks
>even if none tried to claim who actually was hit by the rocks

truly, the natural place of shadows is to be found under rocks

*it was a hologram*
Nothin' personnel.... kid

Blame the people that take the Lord of autism's bait.
On a more positive note, does anyone plan of playing Norsca when it comes out? Is the monster hunting just another character quest, or an entirely new mechanic?

>so buthhurt that he says that text that BTFO him is unrelated

Be'lakor : one dead world. You : zero.

"FOOOOL, nothing of this world can harm me!"

-Aku

See, now THAT'S a villainous character with potential!

youtu.be/kO3c1Rd-nNE

*travels through time behind u*

Heh, not bad kid...

*unsheathes evercuck*

Get ready to see true power.

Dude, ghosts and wraiths in WHFB work the same way as Be'lakor except for the fact that Be'lakor can also make holy and tainted weapons phase through him as well.

One added piece of information. Be'lakor is older than all the rites and words of banishment and exorcism. This makes him resistant to such magics.

>This makes him resistant to such magics.

But not rocks.

Blame /v/ermin and roleplayers.

*it was actually a generic daemon prince*
Pshh... Good effort, but not enough, lizard kids

Is there a free form RP cliche that DOESN'T apply to him?

how are lizardmemes always so effective?

>Our fair lady is a beautiful elven goddess that saved our people and granted them thousands of years of prosperity and strength?! And all she asked of his is to lend her our strength in her time of need to smite the great evil?!!!!
>FUCK EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IZ LIES. ALL OUR OATHS MUST BE BROKEN.

It keeps happening. Why are fantasy frenchman such retards?

Memes is all they have.

They're not.
Rock posting was created to shut Carnac up yet it just makes him talk more.

>time is meaningless to chaos
>but he's older than the rituals that work on all the other daemons so that's ok
Do you not see the problem?
Do you not see the mental gymnastics required to justify this is not indicative of good writing?

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It's confirmed in the novel that the Changeling adopted the form of Be'lakor to undermine his operations.

Also Be'lakor can split his essence to create shadow clones of himself. When Archaon tried to seal him in a dwarf sword, Be'lakor split into hundreds of Be'lakor and each one tried to flee.

Also keep dreaming. Lizards cannot touch Be'lakor. It's known.

fuck me this picture sent me rolling on the floor

In my eyes, it's better to have him sperging out than the usual insidious shitposting that someone who doesn't know any better might mistake for honest debate.
I'd rather have neither, of course, but in theory people can ignore the blatant sperg out

>we were literally being used as a tool
>I should just obey like a good goy
I'd turn to chaos on the spot and make it a point to shit on everything she holds dear while making her watch it.

What kind of bitch ass demon prince wanna be gets destroyed by rocks?

Lmao

>Also Be'lakor can split his essence to create shadow clones of himself. When Archaon tried to seal him in a dwarf sword, Be'lakor split into hundreds of Be'lakor and each one tried to flee.
N-nani?!?!

>In my eyes, it's better to have him sperging out

Probably because you're a dumbass rock-poster. The only way to beat a troll is to ignore it. You really think he'd keep posting if you just ignored him?

>Lizards cannot touch Be'lakor. It's known.
You see you're not paying attention?
The rocks hit him, not the lizards.

Dude, daemon princes are always connected to their origin point in reality. That's why they can exist in reality/mortal plane longer (sometimes indefinitely) than normal daemons. The fact that mortal Be'lakor was born in primordial times before any word of banish or rite of exorcism was invented and written makes daemon Be'lakor resistant to those kind of magics.

It make sense to me. As Lucifer of the setting, he should be unique among the daemons.

>being pure enough to survive the grail and see the truth, instead of getting made the lady's bitch
He should have been crowned king on the spot.
Imagine if he'd freed them all from the lady and then invited the dwarfs to help bring the country in line with the empire's technology? Or maybe further?

>t. egdefag

Step 1: provoke sperg out to confirm case of Carnac rather than an idiot or ignorant person
Step 2: ignore it
Pretty simple

Cannot touch him with anything in their arsenal. Be it rocks or the Slaan magics.

PBUH

Better an edgefag than a tool.

>t.Archaon

Lileath did nothing wrong.

Windmills do not work that way.
Being born before someone figures out how to create a fireball wouldn't stop it from burning your face off, so why shouldn't it work the same with exorcism?
>As Lucifer of the setting, he should be unique among the daemons.
Lucifer is a little bitch that gets blown the fuck out repeatedly. That's pretty much his job.

>Give Carnac replies
>He keeps coming back

Okay, how about this instead.

>Don't reply to Carnac

Wow, even simpler.

Except for causing a bunch of human suffering, not even letting her toy box be at peace from Athel Loren, and being a right cunt that steals children.
Congratulations on making me actually sympathize with chaos.

why would rites stop working on things older than the them?

isn't that extremely counterintuitive since the first rite would logically have been created to fight something that existed before it?

>unnamed hack'n'slash genre Warhammer vidya
Okay what did I miss? Can anyone tell me more about this?

>belacuck's crown has less aura size than ghal maraz
LITTLE DEMONIC AoE
BIG HUMAN AURA

>Don't reply to Carnac
If one could read minds through the computer, that would be the ideal situation.
Refusing to reply to every slightly obnoxious little tit out of fear of it being the arch sperger himself is not something I'd like to be doing.
Refusing to reply to someone blatantly sucking off their character or faction of choice is something I'd prefer

>so why shouldn't it work the same with exorcism?

Think of banishment magic as an antibody/vaccine. Be'lakor is an ancient disease that exists before these were invented. So the antibodies/vaccines that were created after his time would have lesser effects on him since his essence is stranger and incompatible to these magics.

>Lucifer is a little bitch that gets blown the fuck out repeatedly. That's pretty much his job.

And it happens to be Be'lakor job as well. Fail to pave way for the story progress and the hour of the Antichrist.

Daemons are fragments of mortal thoughts and feelings. Words of banishment will work if a mortal belives they will and that is part of the daemon's essence. Be'lakor is too old and strong though, he predates the concept so it's not baked into him.

>Can anyone tell me more about this?
No, because that's all we know

So we don't even know who's making it? Where did you even learn about it's existence?

>Be'lakor is an ancient disease that exists before these were invented. So the antibodies/vaccines that were created after his time would have lesser effects on him since his essence is stranger and incompatible to these magics.
that makes even less sense.

>So the antibodies/vaccines that were created after his time would have lesser effects on him since his essence is stranger and incompatible to these magics.
That would be perfectly understandable, but he seems to be pretty much immune to them unless I've been suffering some terrible reading comprehension, not just suffering a reduced effect.

this is bullshit and makes no sense

much like the entirety of the Bel'akor character

I...don't remember?

but a quick google search told me this
>developed by How to Survive studio Eko Software

How does it not make sense.

A modern day vaccine for a disease won't work on the same kind of disease 1000 years ago. Be'lakor is a primordial daemon. The first of his kind. The rules that ably to daemons that came after him don't all apply to him.

>he predates the concept
but a human from a somewhat civilised time can't predate concepts human thought when they couldn't even talk

>but he seems to be pretty much immune to them

He isn't immune to them. He just happens to very resistant.

apply*

>If one could read minds through the computer, that would be the ideal situation.

Because Carnac uses totally fresh and original material all the time, right? He's not been posting about Archaon and Be'lakor for years at this point, correct?
Just stop. Trying to outsmart him does't work, trying to out meme him doesn't work, trying to out autisim him doesn't work. Just do not reply.

>A modern day vaccine for a disease won't work on the same kind of disease 1000 years ago.
that's why you make a different vaccine for the other disease

...do you even know how vaccines work?

Ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away. Letting Carnac go unchallenged is stupid.

Hmm intersting, guess we'll have to wait and see how good the game will be.
Still hoping that some day there will be witcher-like RPG set in the Old World

Here is the issue. Nobody knows how to make a vaccine for Be'lakor. His essence is incomprehensible to everyone but the gods who created him. So they stick with what they know. True that the words of banishment are less effective against him, true that they will take a longer time and more energy to work, true that he will likely kill you before you are finished, but that's all you got.

>Ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away.

Not problems in general no, but definitely trolls.
You know he's trying to annoy you and get you to reply to him. You're part of the problem if you reply.
If you didn't reply he'd get bored and leave.

>Letting Carnac go unchallenged is stupid.

How? It's obviously the smartest option, challenging him is what Veeky Forums has been doing for years, and it has never ever worked. Thinking that it will at this point is insane.

Don't people need the real name of the daemon to banish him?

It's one form of banishment magic, yes. Saying the true name of a daemon gives you power over it, to banish or command it. However, no one in WHFB knows the true name of Be'lakor. It's lost to history.

That makes sense

God, I hope so.

Nah, rocks will do it.

I don't think he is a even troll like you say he is. If we let him do as he pleases then people might start believing the things he says.

>I don't think he is a even troll like you say he is.

He obviously is.

>If we let him do as he pleases then people might start believing the things he says.

So? How many new people do you think genuinely come here? Not a lot is my guess.
Those that do might see a post or two saying BE'LAKOR #1 ALSO ARCHAON #1 and if they think that so what?

That's assuming he bothers to post those initial posts once people stop taking the bait.

You would think dwarfs would make tunnel boring machines.

But how do you challenge someone who always uses official fluff sources?

He only uses post-SoC sources, it's easily discarded.

>He obviously is.
No troll is that dedicated to be doing this for so long. Most People can see that and can't resist the urge to piss on an autists favourite toys.

>That's assuming he bothers to post those initial posts once people stop taking the bait.
What if I love triggering his autism by spouting ROCKED maymays?

maybe rocks is its true name?

It's a very old name so it might be it.

They would if they weren't boring by themselves

>its

He is a he. Be'lakor used his daemonic dong to father half-breeds from every race in the setting. Don't doubt his manhood.

>No troll is that dedicated to be doing this for so long.

They are if they're consistently getting replies.

>What if I love triggering his autism by spouting ROCKED maymays?

Then you're as bad as he is and should fuck off.

Is there be'lacuck porn ?

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But he literally abandoned his manhood for daemonhood

you were also saying he's incapable of getting rockd hard

No Be'lakor rule 34....yet. However, it's canonical that humans who look upon his form feel as much attraction as they feel horror. Like a male looking daemonette.

They - they do.

I have to admit it's actually very impressive how many red flags of the OCdonut coldsteel sue they were able to shove into a single character.

>Be'lakor gets an erection
>banishes himself

>You think you are the first to bear such dark honours? Be’lakor asked, the question like a scorpion’s sting. You are a nothing. Born of nothing. The hollow fruit of an empty womb. All that you are I put in there. But think not that I afford you any affection for that. My half-breeds roam the world. Thousands more serve me not in flesh but in deed. They carry my mark. They live for my favour. They know their place. They do not carp and question. They serve the darkness of this world through the darkness they find in themselves. They serve their father-in-shadow– the darkness that is Be’lakor, you worthless wretch. As you should.

Father of a thousand thousand half daemon children.

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Anyways, here is a cool move from Be'lakor. He can phase his body parts inside people and then solidify them.

>Indeed, the Chaos warrior had stoked the fires of his father’s daemonic fury. More than he could know– for seconds later the colossal shadow sword passed straight through him in a murderous arc of darkness and gore. The armour of the Everchosen remained untouched by the blade that had simply solidified as it had cut Archaon in two within his plate. The Chaos warrior’s legs took two more stumbling steps before collapsing beneath him. In a cacophonous clatter, Archaon reached the floor, coming to a stop on his side. With his final, dust-choked breaths he watched the hulking abomination that was Be’lakor tower over him, the muscular black flesh of his chest rising and falling with effort and a father’s regret.

So does that make him a cuntboy?
I know daemonettes are futas but that only makes them better, so how does he fare in that department? Can he be buttpregnant?

He said every race, that means was fucked by fimir.

I'm actually enjoying the various incarnations of carnac sperging in this thread.
His sternmost defence of this failure of a fictional chareacter is hilarious.

not doubting it, but where are its children?
there are many situations where they could have helped, I bet; did they ever appear?

also
>hollow womb
how did he know?
don't tell me he checked

Rule 63 could work I guess. I mean it's not like he has a permanent form. He is 1/4 Slaanesh so anything goes. Someone draw girl Be'lakor now!

Except that with most diseases it's always the newer strain that is more resistent

But also 1/4 Nurgle and spreading daemonic stds.
Be'lawhore seems a more apt name.

>not doubting it, but where are its children?

Be'lakor can only enter into the world by being summoned by a mortal. These mortal children can fulfil this function. Also Be'lakor's whenever he manifests is quickly attended to by mortal servants at a snap of finger. Many of them could be his half-breed daughters and sons.

Just remember something.

Prince Ograx and Vilitch the Curseling had the mark of Be'lakor upon them. Both were his secret agents. Both could have been his children.

Fun tidbit: Carnac wil reply to his own posts until someone else joins in.

If it's that obvious then don't join it. It is that hard?