You must live in one of those cities. Members of other races will not find you suspicious...

I'd say Tower but they're kind of dicks in the lore.

It doesn't matter though, the world gets destroyed next week because of two assholes' dicking contest.

Elven Stronghold.

Optimal balance of magic and more mundane kicking the shit out of things that look at you funny.

Fuck, I forgot about that. And all the beautiful snek pussy goes with it, replaced by shitty "3"D graphics and very ugly lizard medusas.

For your negligence, you are literally living in hell now.

I hope you are satisfied.

Correction: Space Hell.

I wish someone done an heroes of might and magic mod for dwarf fortress, trying to imagine homm 3 type of setting with all dwarf fortress detail

Always knew they had a special spot waiting for me. It's called the throne.

Dungeon
>dat birb pussy
>dat snek pussy
>can keep manticora as pet
>comfy climate all year round

Rolled 3 (1d9)

Eh.

Fortress town, because I'm a filthy degenerate : |

knight

Comfiest music. Would be useless peasant garrison for/10

naga tits all day, but would rather

There is only one right awnser; rampart for dat dragon pussy.

2 or 9, they're beautiful.

youtube.com/watch?v=v0nhf1xl0Rg
youtube.com/watch?v=nM3_xfablww

Bonetown. If I study necromancy real hard, maybe I can meet Sandro-senpai and get his autograph!

>anyone choosing anything but tower
It's like you are not even power hungry.

Rampart cuz it's absolutly gorgeous, thought Castle is cool and nagas queens are my childhood waifus

I prefer not living with stinky OP gremlins. If I have to live with a OP tier 1 unit, give me sexy pixies instead.

> Picking tower for power
> Implying im not behind 7000 power liches
> Implying alchemists arent cucks
> Implying titans arent little bitches
> Tower worst castle necro 4 lyfe

>not having 7000 genies
>not casting bazillion spells each turn
>implying titans won't 360 no scope you

>not preferring nagas for 6-handed handjobs
>not wanting to tap that genie ethereal ass

Ppl not going rampart wtf
>hang out with dwarf bro all day drinking
>good ol' goldie gives great dragon advice
>pegasus bitches errywhere
>dendroid house, gimme gimme
>Unicorn pet? Nice

>not preferring nagas for 6-handed handjobs
>not wanting to tap that genie ethereal ass

Funny thing, at least pixies have legs.

That they can open.

>Get educated my man, these are towns from Heroes of Might and Magic 3. To the wise, that's all the information necessary.
YOU SEEM TO BE ON Veeky Forums NOT /V/

Not for you, buddy.

> Look at this bitch nigga
> You think titans are bad ass?
> Look at the motherfucking vampire lords
> Toughest nigga on the block
> You kill him he comes back
> He kills you you dont come back
> Implying you cant cast all spells all day erry day
> Implying earth magic isnt the superior school
> Implying staying in some fag ass gaylord wizard school with a bunch of old men with a dildo fetish isnt gay af

You cant even compete.

>elves force vegan diet on you
no thank you

>he doesn't want to smash snake puss
>he doesn't want to stick his dick in the etheral vortex and see what happen
Disgusting

>>not preferring nagas for 6-handed handjobs
Lets be honest user, noone has enough dick for 3 hands, let alone 6.

I bet it's like a blender

I would let her use shocking grasp on me.

Guys, you seem to forget. Nagas are pretty much THE most expensive women. Yes, they're pretty, but for each Royal Naga you can afford roughly:
>6 Silver Pegasi
>7 Wraiths
>9 Harpy Hags
>53 Sprites
>4 Ice Elementals
>3 Genies (Female)
>5 Medusa Queens

a common misconception

Not without a genie help, no.

well, that's about the only thing that'd distract me from the ugly shaved head+pony tail combo she has going on.

>not letting your 53 sprite girlfriends give you a nuru massage all at once
look at all these plebs

This guy knows whats up

Necropolis. I'd go straight into the fucking skeleton transformer.

>being uneducated about multiple things on Veeky Forums

Never played the game, but based on Aesthetics? 5, all day erry day.

Anyone with a biggus dickus that big is incapable of using it for jack shit, just look for a porn with a very long penis, would you really want your sex life to look like that? Looks like the least prazerous thing ever.

Also, yes, genie, multiple dicks.

>he hangs on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates economic and social differences in society
enjoy farming mud

It's not shaved, she's a goddamn genie. They naturally grow their hair like that.

They'll die if you so much as sneeze at them. I'm pretty sure out of the assorted list the only ones likely to beat a Royal Naga are the Medusa Queens - if they get a good early petrify in and slink away to the other side of the battlefield to get more shots.

Harpy hags could win with the right terrain.

>Harpy hags
>wanting to fuck glorified pidgeons

Medusas queens are alright, tho. Would watch 5 medusas queens teaming up on a naga queen

>It's not shaved, she's a goddamn genie. They naturally grow their hair like that.

that's kinda even worse
can't even ask her to not do that

You're one dense, uncivilised man.

Oh, shit, yeah. No retaliation, right?

>Pic
Mmmm...

>They'll die if you so much as sneeze at them.
a single peasant needs 3 hits to kill a single sprite or pixie. Assuming anons on this board aren't stronger than a medieval farmer whose main occupation consists of hard manual labor all day every day, I think it's safe to say they can kill you easier than you can kill them

Dungeon, because underground city full of monsters and crazy shit must be great place to be. Or necropolis, just because good taste in music.

Okay, so by that logic how are we even living in these towns? I was working under the assumption we were lvl 1 heroes, not anons.

>53 Sprites
>tfw no harem of 53 sprites

>necropolis, just because good taste in music.
Craaaawwwwwlllliiiiiinggggg eiiiiin muh skeeeeeein

youtube.com/watch?v=US9Moa3upTY

What about wights/wraiths?

They are sorta feminine...

3 has nice architecture, but no space. I don't wanna live in a round 200 sq ft apartment with rock walls.

1, 6, and 8 look pretty chill, but a little too military for my tastes. Probably pretty strict.

5 looks like some kind of prison. No thanks.

4 is definitely an anime villain's lair. You know he's gonna stand under those columns and talk to his annoying demon underling.

9 and 7 look like religious buildings of some sort. Would rather not have to wake up in the middle of the night to pray or some shit.

2 looks comfy. Quite roomy, too.

he said wraiths

1 is medieval humans
2 is elves and assorted forest folk
3 is wizards and their underlings
4 is alien demons
5 is a literal dungeon
6 is barbarians
7 is a swamp
8 is full of dead people
9 is elementals and billions of pixies

>3 has nice architecture, but no space. I don't wanna live in a round 200 sq ft apartment with rock walls.
>not considering the z-dimension as part of your living space

It's like you don't even know how to levitate. And you just know those towers are absolutely resplendant on the inside.

>first pair massaging the balls
>second pair riding the shaft
>third pair tickling the head
How can two-handed plebs ever compete?

1 Lawful Good
2 Chaotic Good
3 Neutral Good
4 Chaotic Evil
5 Lawful Evil
6 Chaotic Neutral
7 Lawful Neutral
8 Neutral Evil
9 True Neutral

...

>How can two-handed plebs ever compete?

Oral.

ITT anons lack spatial awareness
Thats still too many hands for too little space, lets settle for the genie help

I am sorry for you, user.

The negative morale symbol is a nice touch, 9/10 approve.

...

user, they are nagas, taller than any of us, their hands are way larger than the ones of anyone here. Think deeper about your monster fetish

Bleh. What's with all the webbing?

Is there size comparison somewhere? I always thought nagas and medusas are about the same size, aside from extra space to fit 4 more arms

youtube.com/watch?v=qVeBw3S020E

wat? Heroes don't live in these towns, they run around with fuckhueg armies and slaughter each other.

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)

go tower

Whats wrong with Fortress?

...well...better than nothing

Rolled 7 (1d9)

rollin'

A FUCKING SWAMP

1 just looks like, eh, whatever.
2 looks comfy.
3 looks too cold, and I'd hate having to constantly climb the stairs in those towers.
4 looks too dingy and depressing.
5 looks like a place that hangs people for talking out of turn. Fuck that.
6 is like 1, it looks boring.
7 has a similar problem to 3, in that it would probably involve lots of stairs, but I really dig the mesoamerican monolitihic architecture, so I wouldn't mind living there.
8 is like 1 and 6, too boring.
9 seems like it would be way too hot for my liking, and I'm not a fan of arabian architecture.

So, either 2 or 7.

>Fantasy and fantasy related things are not Veeky Forums

you must be fun user how about you fuck off

OP here
Pic related is how cities really look like.
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>Okay, so by that logic how are we even living in these towns? I was working under the assumption we were lvl 1 heroes, not anons.
Not heroes but just normal citizens.

castle ruled by a feudal lord
>inhabitants are human retainers and monks. i guess there's peasants somewhere?
>got a nice medieval style tavern and various combat training grounds including tourneys
>join the monastery and learn to shoot light balls

rampart ruled by druids?
>elves, dwarves, centaurs and treemen
>i guess you can practice archery and dick around in the woods and go mountaineering
>cozy sake den tavern

tower ruled by wizards
>gremlin workers and magical servants
>learn about magic and making artifacts
>nice little stone tavern

inferno ruled by some evil asshole
>get burnt, whipped and tormented by demons
>train dogs

dungeon ruled by nighon underlords
>live in a mushroom house with troglodyte bros
>never go outside cause you'll get abducted by harpies, lasered by eyes, eaten by manticores and dragons, gored by minotaurs, stoned by medusas or killed by the badasses that hang out in your tavern/war school

stronghold ruled by crag hack
>goblins and orcs get drunk and fight all the time
>tavern is probably a pretty rough place
>get sold at the freelance guild
>run away with escape tunnel

fortress
>live in cozy morrowind shacks with lizardmen and gnolls
>unassailable city thanks to mighty gorgons
>fight in the warlord cage

necropolis
>get transformed
>become a vampire if lucky
>tavern has sweet lightshows

conflux
>study magic at the university
>buy pixie whores for 25g

Easily Tower. Seems like the one with the best standards of living pluss it's run by fucking wizards. Could learn some magic and mayhaps even seduce a sexy genie(I guess they are all still males in that version though.)

stronghold or rampart. two opposites, right? rampart is so fucking tranquil, forests and mountains are epic. i wish to live in such place. but i feel for stronghold too and thats probably where i choose to be, like all outcasts

>I guess they are all still males in that version though.
Nah, there's even a bunch of female genie heroes.

why it is so hard to find good heroes 3 art?

Because Heroes 3 was launched before the internet was something for the daily life.

>>become a vampire if lucky
>not a power lich
kys

Tower. I like cold climates and I like mages. Will get a degree in herohood and zap neighbors with my cool wizard stick.

two in one

I'll grow my dick, it shrink b hey hands.
I don't become a master wizard with a Naga concubine to not enjoy this have job.

Probably this. I thought about some other but dick being a wizard is it means snow 365 days a year.