Random Superpower Roll

Rolled 34 (1d100)

Keep forgetting how the dice works for this.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>Spine Manipulation

I use message therapy to strengthen/weaken/reshape people's spines.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_Empowerment

AND I'm a bargain bin side character, delightful.

>Age Reversal
Oh boy.
>Negative Emotion Empowerment
Oh boy!
>Milk generation
Oh boy...

I am, apparently, a mama cow for naughty little boys, which sucks because in reality I'm looking for someone like that.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

if i have a ship, i become the lord emperor of the human empire. if it's just me I suit up and start taking photos for a living.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Akkorokamui_Physiology
wut

crap forgot link
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Interstellar_Travel

You are destined to break many people's spines, user, not repair them. Accept your fate.

Big money no whammy STOP!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Value_Boosting
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemopotent_Replication

Don't mind me, my fellow simple-minded human, I am definitely not a vampire.

At least the ladies will love me. Anybody want to join my hero team?

Rolled 39 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

Crap I forgot the others.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pollution_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Words
So apparently I'm mindreading Hexxus/Khorne.
Nice.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

Lemme reroll...

also forgot the two more
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_Existence
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spark_Ball_Projection

I guess i'm literally Master of Mankind in all universes

"Dice+1d100"

Rolled 81 (1d100)

Let's see how it goes from here. Low end, I'm fucking Lestat. High end, Dracula town baby.

Rolled 65 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>disdain for mortals

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flesh_Transfusion

Well, I could either go be the most horrifying motherfucker alive and slowly subsume masses of human life into me for the sole purpose of living forever,

or I could spawn a shitload of organs and be an intermediary for transplants.

I feel like I'd probably do the latter one. I'd rather feel like I helped people with my life than be an asshole, even if the prior is more like a character I'd play.

That's some evil fucking powers, though.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Lord_Physiology
Certainly, user!
If we are going to make a rather suggestive team though, then I will be christened the D LORD!

>tfw lurk forever
>finally decide to participate in a simple thread where my autism won't ruin a discussion
>fuck it up anyway
I hate myself. Second try then sudoku
"dice+1d100"

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Martial_Arts_Intuition
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spite_Empowerment
>Dhampir Physiology.
An half-vampire martial artist who gain more power by trolling his opponents? I can live with that.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Attacks
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Status_Empowerment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Empowerment

I am the Bureaucrat. All shall bow in triplicate before the staggering beauty of my filing system.

>Claims to have lurked
>Doesn't know how to roll dice

In the email field. Jesus fucking Christ. No wonder I'm bad at everything

You put it in the bar that says options above the chat box. Also without the quotation marks.

I'm just not great at thorough reading. Back to the shadows to stew in my now compounded shame.

Should it be one die per power or one die for all?

And apparently, I'm one of the big players of whatever superhero universe we all live in. On the other hand, it means that I'll be one of the first to have his character completely screwed over for shock value.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicular_Combat
pls gibe anime protagonist level piloting skills

Rolled 19, 69, 60 = 148 (3d100)

Rolled 52 (1d100)

forgot roll

And here we have non-communication man. His power is to never be able to communicate. In any way. Forever.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Robot_Physiology
>youtube.com/watch?v=poV2mZuVOjI

That'll be fine.

You knew my real life power. Incredible. I rolled special manipulation, but I got a 5 so that's super.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Property_Replication
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Civilization_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matter_Absorption

I'm...some kind of city-spirit?

Nope, I'm a superpowered janitor.

HELL YEAH

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>Energy bomb Generation
>Aerokinetic Flight
>UNIVERSE DESTRUCTION
Well, time to murder literally everything!

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>Seal Creation
>Ambient Resource Construction
>Speed Combat

Hero name:
Lock n' Load

Shit, forgot the other two powers
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Flight
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consumptive_Replication
A giant robot who can assimilate the powers/characteristics of others, and who can literally freeze himself in place in space/fly via said power.
Call me consumption, bitch.

I got fucking Absorption Kiss three times

I got

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chronokinetic_Constructs

So I am like a time Green lantern?

Also I rolled 2 more and got

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Infusion

So I can turn all my time shit I make in to super death blades. But could I not have just done that with my time Construct making powers?

And

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Charisma_Bestowal

So I can make them talk? Or be loved but not my self.

Welp sounds like I am super villain.

Retrocognition
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Retrocognition

Life force merging
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Merging

Desert Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desert_Manipulation

I'm a Sand Vampire who can use his retro cognitive powers to figure out how the victims died at murder scenes. I'm a Vampire Detective.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Destruction
Well Then.

Fuck I need to use my power.

Hello, Mr. dice+1d100.
How's your day been?

Rolled 21 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Web_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ambition_Embodiment
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sloth_Manipulation
I'm probably a bad guy.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Computer_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusive_Suggestion
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Creation

I guess I'm a robot, here to create a new Garden of Eden, a world free from suffering. Come on, everyone's invited.

>World Splitting

>What do you do with these powers, now that you have them?

I'd make an alternate reality for every fetish I have and never come back to this one. you are as a hero/villain

84

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Arm

Kinda lame.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

You don't know!

Rolled 90 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Attacks
Meh

Forgot the other two:
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyroportation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Will-O'-The-Wisp_Physiology

Rolled 22 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pincer_Claw?useskin=oasis

I'm the... ROCK LOBSTER!!!!

Rolled 12 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Location_Swapping

Y'all are fucked now.

Forgot the other two

>Umbrakinetic Wing Manifestation
>Power to form wings out of darkness

Oh no

>Snow Manipulation

Wow I'm an even lamer iceman

Rolled 11 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/10th_Dimension_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Wut. I'm all of you

I don't think you're going to be keeping that medical licence for long pal.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

Didn't realize it was three powers at first... I'm really satisfied with this. Utopia creation alone is the perfect and more than I could ever really wanted or asked for. Disease manipulation is odd but I figure that means I could cure diseases too. And variable creation seems to be a generic god power.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Utopia_Creation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Manipulation

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subatomic_Manipulation

Well shit, time to rule the world. Or at least fuck around constantly.

No, we aren't.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Isoportation

Very weird power, but I liked it even though it wasn't as strong as the other two. I could see some weird ass fist fighter/brawler type hero/villain with it.

With that roll, you probably destroyed yourself accidentaly when you discovered your powers.

I feel like these threads always end up poorly because people rarely reply to one another or really discuss anything.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feline_Physiology
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Programming
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apathy
>What do you do with these powers, now that you have them?

Well apparently i'm a catboy who doesn't care about anything and can program machines to do my bidding, so...

I make a lair for myself and chill out while being waited on hand and foot by robots. I guess?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Reversal
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Reconstruction
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ambient_Resource_Construction

Not if I have anything to say about it, too bad you no longer ever had powers or were born.

I would do nothing because I would be god but not omniscient. That's not true, but it is and no one would ever be able to know.

Scratch that, my one obvious act would be changing this guys roll
to 100 because he seems like a pretty cool dude.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Implosion_Inducement

well FUCK NIGGA.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monetary_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Shedding

So... I'm a tanky snek. Solid.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing_Fire

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crash!

So I'm a tough snake guy that can heal people by burning them and I break tech and tech accessories. I'm basically an anti-tech heal dragon. That's cool.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

Psychic Polearm Construction

Power/Ability to:
Construct polearms from psychic energy/power.
The power to construct polearms from psychic energy/power.

Well I mean that's neat but i'm still a fat nerd so...

Well apparently I can make legendary weapons. Maybe I can just make the thing and let someone else use it.

Rolled 79, 31, 86 = 196 (3d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravitational_Upforce
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Air_Waves
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Creature_Creation

I can make sword people and float things. Neat.

>Bacteria Kingdom Embodiment
>The ability to become the embodiment of the Bacteria Kingdom.
>Users become the embodiment of the natural forces of life pertaining to the bacteria kingdom (including all of the subkingdoms such as Archaebacteria).

I don't know what that means but I don't like the sound of it.

>Archaebacteria
My experience tells me you can give people superpowers but if they talk they die

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ambient_Resource_Construction
I can fuck with this

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tendril_Generation

Moving to Japan.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concept_Physiology
So I can become the living embodiment of concept like Death and the Grim Reaper

I think ill become the living embodiment of vengeance because im an edge lord

Rolled 12 (1d100)

Satellite Generation

Well guess I'm working for NASA now.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>Spatial Blade Construction
>Diligence Embodiment
Ok, so far, so good. Could probably be a pretty good swordfighter, or a paladin.
>Omniarch
And so the world fell to its knees.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

Radio Frequency Detection

Oy vey

>4
>When you're literally a glorified chiropractor

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>Asexual Reproduction

But I don't want kids.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>Omnipotence embodiment
>Broom manipulation
>Past life awareness
I don't think i needed to do the other two, i nailed it on the first roll
but broom manipulation is good too i guess

Disgusting Aura

So...I can just sit in some forest and make sure no people come there