This the alien menace whose strange warships have been destroying your own in deep space

It's probably worse IRL desu. Look up conviction rates for male vs female defendants.

TAKE PRISONERS
they dont get human rights (regarding sex slavery) if they arent human

Captain Kirk-style diplomacy?

YOU GAS THE KNIFE EARED SPACE NIGGERS.

>tfw you will never smash knife ears in dieselpunk power armor again

RIP in pieces Armor Renegade Quest

so much of that reflector is being wasted by reflecting shit back into the sun

Potentially.

Given how they look that's the first thing people would try, were diplomacy an option.

>the elves demand a tribute of 100,000 slim, pubescent boys per annum as tribute

youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo

>Vow revenge
>Get in the robot
>cause a lot of suffering on both sides
>???
>UNDERSTANDING!

Raise a super-tactician child to blow up their homeworld and make them realize that our species are not hivemind.

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That's the most retarded plot I've ever heard.

I'd rather focus on a genetically modified street urchin in Amsterdam.

>Why do people assume that tits and ass will excuse murder and aggression?

Look up why drug kings constantly use women as drug mules.

Drug trafficking isn't murder and aggression. It's stuffing a bunch of cocaine up your ass in a condom or balloon and trying to get through security. Which doesn't work in the US anymore unless you fly privately. You're better off putting it in your luggage than risking the body scan. Also, I've seen what happens when the condom breaks. It's not pretty.

An alien race thinking they can placate us by making their troopers hot chicks has got it wrong. Either we'll die anyway or we'll just use them as toys unless they prove to be dangerous then they just get treated like any enemy and are killed when encountered.

Look at the conviction rates for male vs female aggressors when committing violent crimes up to and including murder.

Hell, look at the differences in sentences

Well hopefully we can come to a mutual understanding someday and I can marry a delicious chocolate space elf without fear of nuclear reprisal.

But until then

Summon a portal to the elemental plane of rape on their capital.

>courts in the US are all military courts
Got anything else? I doubt it. This, again, is not the situation.

Would you kindly fuck off with this shit?
And you're wrong:
law.umich.edu/newsandinfo/features/Pages/starr_gender_disparities.aspx

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Maim kill and burn.

Fuck it, I ain't gettin', the fuck should i care if they got tits.

Become a slave trader who will be accepted by society because I'm only enslaving the enemy

Conduct terrible and Horrifying Slaaneshi-tier acts upon them and get away with it Scot free because, fuck it, only the most limp-wristed bleeding-heart of Hippie faggots is gonna give a shit about what you do to a non-human enemy that initiated aggression.

I realize in CIVIL court there is a disparity. But CIVIL court and law has nothing to do with military action against an alien aggressor.

You are patently the most retarded person in the thread. Fuck off before you infect us with you fuckwittery.

FPBP

>What do?
Enslave.

Deal with it as expected, but also jot them down in my handy "alien races with hot bitches" notebook

Purge the Xenos, obviously.

Is..is that a..place?

the horror

>Surrender

"Oh no! I got captured! What are you going to do to me? I hope you're not going to use me as your hot little human sex slave for the next three to five-hundred years! That would be TERRIBLE!"

Diplomance the fuck out of them.

Probably a race of entirely women, obviously they are pillaging sex slaves, impregnate them, the faster they are all knocked up the sooner they leave us alone

Shell Shock was such a good manga for a pornographic one-shot.

if you have read the comic of the space drows.......pretty much all man hating lesbos

I concur

That's stupid. I'd rather focus on Earth 100 years from now in a somewhat well-written rendition that will never live up to the originals. I mean, what?

You think some tits going to save your ass from me?

Slaughter them all!

*unzips dick*

Time for them space elves to get SPACEBLACKED.com

Well, we're clearly playing a Dragonstar campaign, so reach out for one of the five dominances led by metallic dragons and hope we can reach good terms.

Train humanity's best to fight a space war, and eqeip their suits with brainwashing tech so they don't even have to make the decisions to wipe out the ayyys, then have them do doctored interviews where they tell people that they could snell the stink of the fouls alien even through their airtight suits before sending them off to take command of a bunch of homosexuals who haven't even been born yet until they get sick of fighting a neverending war for a humanity they don't recognize anymore.

Assuming that htey are an actual threat in form of an empire and not just pirates which destroy my property while they let the crew evacuate.

Their similar apperance indicates some assisted evolution.
And assisted evolution indicates an older civization which assisted them (or us)
Find remains of such an advanced civilization and reverse engineer their technology.

Use superior technological status to negotiate some sort of non-agression pact, preferably even some sort of trade or cultural exchange.

It's like non of you even do sci-fi-pulp.

that's oddly specific
source ?

Is this Drow Tales?

The Forever War

oh god not the yellow flowers!

A-woo-ooh!

Have victorian colonial themed space marines been a thing yet?

I'm picturing power armour where the head looks like those stupid hats from zulu.

FIRE
EARTH
WATER
AIR
>RAPE

MONKEIGHD.COM

HOW CAN ELF BOIS EVEN COMPETE

It's the sci fi, NSFW spinoff

>Why do people assume that tits and ass will excuse murder and aggression?

Because it has often done so in real life?

>All it means is they're less likely to be instantly vaporized and more likely to be kept as pets or raped when captured because they're attractive and we're assholes.

Considering what our current societies likely to get into space look like, I doubt very much that Space UN or whatever will look very kindly on rape.

I would capitulate, travel to their flagship to discuss terms of surrender and demand only that my head is crushed like a watermelon between their leaders thighs.

Those are the elf boys.

Damnit that got me.

Since I'm already collecting sci-fi books to read; source ?

Yes, this is the extended element table.

Indeed it is. Beware the Rape elementals, they mostly just do bludgeoning damage but if you take enough of it you might end up mind broken and forced to fight for them.

If not that, attractive/clean versus unattractive/dirty clients.

Joke's on them. All the young boys were training to be crew of the shops they fucking blew up.

Well, they have technological superiority and they quite obviously prioritized making every single one of their citizens into delicious chocolate chick before galactic conquest, because they already are delicious chocolate chicks now that the conquering happens.

I surrender and plea with them to teach me their ways.

Haha foolish flesh beings

*unloads planetbreaking artillery*

Or

Board and capture

Depends on what mood I'm in

You guys might not believe this but I've actually had to deal with this situation before.

Our GM had us each make a race of aliens for our GURPS space game and one of the players made the rapey space elves.

The unfortunate thing was that I made a horrible mix of the necrons Daleks and the orz

It was awesome, will greentext eventually

It's no homo if it's elves son.

And I missed the second reference.
Source please?

Drop a tactical >rape

Summon a portal to the elemental plane of handholding on their capital.

>orz
>orz
>knows star control

Love you user, keep being awesome.

It was actually pretty funny.

The war between the elves and my people was started because the elves didn't realize why everyone left us alone.

The broke into one of our small ships(crewed by one) in full rape mode and didn't realize that we are horrible monsters from the edge of space. And they fact that we are 3 tech levels higher then them.

It was fun

Any sex in it or is it all lesbian shit and wank about how superior the drow are

stop the gay plz

thnx

Git da boyz togetha.

Show dem pointy ears who da kaptain is!

Try to attack their logistical vulnerabilities, and beef up the size of escort fleets and defenses for trade vessels.
Simultaneously, reach out to try and establish some measure of diplomatic contact, even if all we gain is a better picture of their demands and goals.
We should also increase research spending for better spacecraft and better weaponry.
Finally, we should make sure our programs adequately meet the needs of the bereaved families of the lost soldiers and crewmen.

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There is lots of straight sex along with standard deviant art tier bullshit.

>There is lots of straight sex along
True but none of the males are established characters besides that human guy and baddie with a harem. All others are just some random walking dildos.

>others are just some random walking dildos.
Ain't that what we all are?

Some of the walking dildos want to be turned into walking onaholes

It's tentacle time.

>Considering what our current societies likely to get into space look like
You mean nonexistent?

>Gets Enders game reference
>Doesn't get Enders shadow
It's the exact same book, except it follows Bean's story. And sets up the better sequel series

>they use you as the normal kind of slave in the spice mines for the next three to five hundred years
this is why you don't think with your dick, idiot.

That's why you fight, so you can take them as slaves instead.

double penetration :^)

Give them the D

Hey mabn I'm sorry, I've read enders game when i was like 14, can't remember everything.

Also I've read only enders game since i din't like the reasoning behind the alies, that they could't recognize the humans as intelligent. You know but i get that classic blunder, shuttles, computers, magazines and space suits look pretty natural to me.

Space Drow are cute! CUTE!

N-Nuh uh, kid! You're just jealous cause my mom bought me the Premium Space-Elves: Deluxe Sex Edition and you could only afford the Basic Mud-Orks: Painful Anal Edition. You and I are not the same.

Near me a woman was mad her husband, so she poked a hole in his raft and he drowned. She pleaded guilty to premeditated murder.
She may be out before the new year.