Paizo Games General /pgg/ (also /pfg/)

If they have halfling friends they can be happy and adorable together! hugs and cuddles are good for your soul!

Still no idea who you are. I wish I knew, but I don't want to PM the wrong person.

Halflings make instructional guides like this to make tieflings and half-orcs feel better!

Take a risk! I know you'll guess right! I'm a notorious slut.

if you ask my party rogue that's certainly the case. Good lord he's so edgy just thinking about him hurts

RORY PLS GO

Or you could just post in the general discord and I'll PM you~

Stat him and his weapon, /pgg/.

Breeding is for IRL

Revised List of /PFG/ deities

>LG: Captain Slow, the All-Daddy
>LG: Protag, the Measured Voice
>NG: Sappy, the Guileful Mother
>NG: Wist, the Eternal Daughter
>CG: Sweagle, the Master of Memes
>CG: RgPI, the Spaghettied Queen
>LN: DHB, the Wise Homebrewer Denied His Games
>LN: Downtime, the Architect of Civilization
>N: Ceri, the Source of Secrets
>N: SillyMe, the Raiser of Gods
>CN: Sleep, the Ever-Changing
>CN: Rory, the Foolish Wolf
>LE: Disk, the Deceitful Councilor
>LE: Broodie, the Lord of Cabals
>NE: 2hu, the Banished Princess (male)
>NE: IKiD the Mistress of Lewds
>CE: Vult, the Weeping God
>CE: IDrive, the Empty One

done.

Can a tiefling childhood years...be happy?

Depends totally on where they're raised.

Deal.

Rory and Vult need to be switched but other then that 10/10

Nah, Rory is too dumb to be evil.

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Do we know their domains?

Sweagle posted his a couple threads ago!

>Not on the list

Every thread.

I want to see Disk, or Ceri, or Slow!

Tieflings (and some other part-outsiders too) do not necessarily always reveal their heritage at birth. A good portion of them don't realize it/reveal it until they're in puberty or so.

>cabal circlejerking, the deity list

>not on the list

Yeah, I was pretty done with this "worldbuilding" as soon as it became clear it was just celeb memes.

Yes, very happy in fact!

Passion isn't stupid, user. You just gotta be careful next time. No access to prophylactics in the setting?

I'm never clear on whether those are supposed to exist in Golarion. Think I'd have to make do with sheep's intestines or something.

So I'm part of an intrigue game, need help figuring out what's happening. I'll greentext the mystery so far:

>homeless man is brought it as part of the drunk picked up off the street
>he ends up beating a guard unconscious and barricading himself in a room
>we get him and beat him unconscious
>the guy is covered in boils and half blind
>whenever he touches things they decay
>next day we try and interrogate him
>find he's carrying a bunch of books (including philosophy and holy texts)
>keeps mumbling about 'Evelyn'
>figure out the boils/blindness is probably an oracle curse
>find injection scars between his toes and on the back of one knee
>had a tattoo of two philosophers in like a ying-yang thing, it was almost covered by boils
>we go to investigate where he was picked up
>it's on the edge of the red light district where it borders the slums
>find a homeless guy who said he gave the two constables some beer to not get picked up
>tells us about an old man who lives in the dormitory who might of saw something
>go into the dormitory, get let inside the man's room
>he was strangled to death, find under the floor boards the body of a house spirit (a playable race who live in the walls and clean shit)
>the man had a sketch book, couldn't move much so mostly sketched the streets outside his window
>a bunch of pages are torn out
>one of the books is a holy text of a 'living saint'
>the living saint runs the largest brothel in the city
>we go there, have a chat with one of his employees (don't see the saint himself)
>she tells us the saint (she calls him Mr.Hall) doesn't prefer those curses when creating oracles
>she also tells us they have no recently created oracles registered in the church
>she doesn't know the guy, but one of the girls is named Evelyn
>we find out the guy's name is Issac, but the guy we found is WAY older than he should be
>also confirms the guy wasn't an oracle last time she saw him
>Issac has apparently been gone for a few weeks

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It's a good feel.

>He was apparently trying to get employees at this place as an acolyte (it is half priesthood/half business)
>a frog man (another playable race) is going on outside and only let ships through that go to this building's docks
>out front is a soap box sermon by a guy in way too nice of clothing for the area (we guess he's from the other side of the river)
>find out Issac is a regular of these sermons
>head over to a gambling den called The Lucky Onion
>find out Issac has been living above it in one of the storage rooms
>he apparently worked there as a card dealer
>despite having disappeared a few weeks ago the proprietor saw him less than a week ago
>he lets us into Issac's room
>the place is ransacked, nothing really important is left behind
>we're pretty sure it was made to look like a robbery but they took specific stuff (books/documents maybe)
>find evidence that papers were burned in his stove
>one bit survived that survived that seem to be notes seemingly on some random philosophical musings addressed to Evelyn

So I'm not sure where to go from here, any thoughts? I might have left out details so I can answer more questions.

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Night Tea and Bachelor's Snuff are things.

It's okay Anons! Shitpost enough, and I'm sure you'll be allowed to be minor demigods.

>8 Int

But those only work for humanoids. He might be an outsider.

True enough. Then he's doomed to have a ton of children or wank it into a sock. Or he could only have sex with humanoids using those products.

keep that shit away from me, keep me in the depths of anonymity where I belong

>not on the list

Clearly we need the Outer Gods now.

>CE: Bamboozle the Many-Faced
>LE: Inspector, the Greedy Lawman
>N: Succula, God of PMs and Crushes

what more?

I wrote a tiefling with happy, but reclusive childhood years once.

Please, the outer gods are incomprehensible and insane alien beings.

Clearly they're [spoilers]the DSP devs[/spoilers][

Was he a NEET that was older than Sandpoint?

>CN: Grim, the Masked

Hi Etan

You mean
>CN: Grim, the Sockpuppet

He could try coitus interruptus, anal, oral, or other forms of release and still enjoy sexuality with a dramatically reduced risk of conception. Far from perfect, but it's something.

>CN: Intrigue GM, the Maximizer of Pain

>CN: Grim, the Proxy

Who ARE they?

So Spooky is Nyarlathotep?

No, she was a Qadiran girl who played the barbat and practiced swordplay at her family home in Absalom

>CE: Bamboozle the Many-Faced
I actually like that as a concept. Nyarlathotep but without being a singular entity. Just some nebulous force of dickery and trickery, that delights in dangling hopes in front of people before they reach it, only to find it rotten and decaying, or simply gone.

She sounds cute--whatever happened to her?

>Protag is LG now
Booyakashah

What makes the concept cute to you?

She was engaged to marry a PC in a game that went on semi-permanent hiatus

I know. But I promised I wouldn't reveal who they are.

She sounds capable, sweet, and like good relationship material.

Oh, that always sucks when it happens. I think I've had most games end that way, and it always stings.

Is it viable to play as an amoral and manipulative bard with a pistol and a sword?

Now I want to know more! Give us a hint!

Sword and Pistol sucks dick, and you have to go Arcane Duelist to use both while still casting.

Buuut, you're still a bard.

Yeah, I guess.
But on the other hand, learning to improvise and make the "lesser" options fun is quite the adventure in itself.

The discordant thrum of the Abyss made her particularly adept at improvisational performances. Perceptive listeners could feel that tempestuous energy when she played.

guys it all makes sense now. golarion was an inside job. the unmaker has broken free and is now pretending to be the drift king of mt. akina to consume every plane of existence through his drift drives.

Why does Grim HAVE to be someone else? Why can't Grim just be Grim?

What archetype makes the most creepy of all the bards?

It's a meme

That's a darling way to fluff it. I bet her writer's cute too.

There's a Bard archetype all about working in a circus, for some people that's pretty spooky.

The drunk knows.

I don't know shit.

>the drunk
Oh, sure, that narrows it down.[/sarcasm]

Anything that gives you any form of mind control or perception altering abilities beyond performance. It just has an undertone of creepy rapey lobotomization to me. And I am not talking dominate person or charm spells, I am talking subtle propaganda and inception style abilities.

Apparently there's plenty of drunks here. Better get cracking, boy.

Are you going to augment your Starfinder characters, /pgg/? What are you thinking about not asking for?

Dirge bard

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>becoming a cyber-zombie

This

Did you not see this coming?

There's nothing to fear, surely. The implants are safe. Just one won't hurt, and you might find that you like your improved performance!

Not to sound like I'm bullying, but cute thoughts tend to spring from a cute little head.

Which kind of bard is the best at this?

Demagogue is pretty good at getting a crowd riled up. Shame the Bard in my last group only took it for fluff, he never did jack shit with his abilities beyond occasionally remembering he had Inspire Courage.

Post augments. I want to be a cyber zombie!

>I'm hideous
>Nothing I've said or thought of has ever been called cute
Checks out.

I know, but it's fucking stupid, and only started because of goddamn witch hunter. Turning it into a meme only validates that asshole.

best answer

>bucket_of_dicks.png

There's a half-dozen drunks in /pfg/

I bet Grim is a really cute person, can anyone in JttW confirm?