Your party suspects that a young drider is tailing them

Depending on her level smugging Lolth might actually make her pass them.

And her mood. Mostly her mood. Goes from just her "reminding" her she ain't top to she spider now.

DAMN IT user!
My dick can't get that hard!

btw
Why is a goddess whose theme is Spiders punishing people by making them into spiders?
You think that it would be considered a gift!

Lolith, yes?

What if Lolth was the Matron and the Maiden?

We ask giant tarantula drider that became friend of our party to adopt this young drider and raise her as proper druid.

What if Lolth is already loli,
and therefor Loli-driders are a common though un-discussed occurrence in drow society

That's why I liked that 4e turn driders into drow champions

What if driders were DERP

Might as well add the picture

I am enjoying this thread and would like it to continue please

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Throw down a few smokebombs

Because chaotic evil

Welp, better kill it now while it's young, before it gets any more dangerous.

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus

I likes to go swimmin' with eight-legged women and swims between they legs, and swims between they legs...

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She did everything wrong

I disagree

10/10

sauce on spoopder?

>got rid of the competition
>secured herself a means of easily propagating her race
From a certain point of view she's done very well for herself.

I cast ray of mayo

No.

Where are you supposed to stick your dick in a Drider?

Driders: For hug, not fug.
No, not even the adult ones.
NO, Not even the qt3.14 grill driders(male)

The vagina.
Just be careful, like the lamia they also can eat people with their vagina.

But what does this entail in a fantasy setting?

Here you go.

Wasurenagumo. You were warned.

I have been feeling heavier. I suppose that would explain it. And the weird humming sound I was hearing.

literal invisibility?

Well, we've been fighting a Neutral Evil druid commanding an army of giant insects, so I guess we'd assume she's just following us for the easy food?

But there are no young driders.

Man I'm still pissed at that

So, Scorpion and the Frog, but with cute shapeshifting spiders?

>paladin convinces the surface-raised drow cleric to attempt negotiations with it
>either the party adopts it or the drow's PTSD is triggered and she purges the area with flame and negative energy

Well what else would she turn them into? She's a spider goddess, spider powers is what she has to work with. If she was a poop worm goddess she'd turn people into poop worms.

More like Monstergirls But Actually Monsters.
Mind raping body double demonic nightmares, meng.

>monstergirls but without KC fucking it up
Sign me up.

>What could a child even do to piss Lolth off enough

Lolth is both Chaotic Evil and, even beyond that, actually insane. She doesn't need a reason beyond "I felt like it."

Again: Lolth isn't just Chaotic Evil, she's also actually insane.

Did she just ice that kid?

Unfortunately it's a 25 minute one-off.

I would love to see more of this setting where folklore monsters replace normal humans, fuck with the minds of the former person's closest companions to keep them loyal and (mostly) unaware, and use the position to feed in some horrifying clandestine fashion. Would be a fun Hunter premise, at least.

"Cheeki-breeki" is a nonsensical rhyme by itself. However, it is usually used as a part of the saying "cheeki-breeki i v damki", which refers to a move in checkers when a game piece reaches the final line and becomes a king, or, in Russian checkers terms, a lady ("damka"). Consequently, "cheeki-breeki i v damki" can be roughly translated as "tra-la-la, I'm a lady now!"
So, crossdressing.

One of my Moldovan friends has also translated it to being a way to express that you've spotted a weakness in something and exploited it, like spotting a gap in a formation, catching someone by surprise or whatever else.

No ,her mom did

More or less correct. Becoming a lady gives you an advantage in checkers. And, if you are saying the phrase, you are very smug about your successful move, which probably means you exploited a mistake made by your opponent and really want to rub it in.

>actually thinking this deeply about it
I'm pretty sure the first user was just referencing the tired old screencap about drow being slavs.

There's no truer show of love than killing the love interest of your daughter's love interest for your daughter.

Didn't people theorize that the mom merged their souls and bodies together so spider girl is more human?

I always thought it was a fairly clear cut changeling style thing - the little girl is fuckin dead and the spider has replaced her.

I didn't see it like that.

Looked to me like a classic case of: ''You vag-blocked my daughter for the last time!''

NOTHING

WRONG

Probably because they can't stand the idea that she's not an innocent being.

Dunno man, years of fucked up porn has taught me that you don't fuck a drider, a drider fucks you

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That's just arachnodactylia.

Maybe they're divergences early on in drow history, and driders, chitines, and drow all view themselves as the pinnacle of existence, and the others as cursed beings, with each praising Lolth in their own way, with their own societies.

>tomboy spider milf
Unf, would breed.

>I'm playing a Paladin.

>Superhero campaign
>Party is She-Hulk expy, Pop-Gothette Vampire and two Cyborgs. Used to also have a giant Spider that read philosophy but player moved away, said spider left heroing to take up a job as a University Professor
We are doing the responsible thing and first seeing if her parents know shes out all alone. Suspect our Spider friend may be related to lil'miss Spider-half.
Give her a tour of our headquarters while waiting on child services or parents to arrive.
If an orphan, Vamps or the most human of the two cyborgs is going to want to adopt her.

You just went full anthropologist.....
YOU NEVER GO FULL ANTHRO!

She made an Autistic LG Drow Ranger her Champion of Chaos, just as a reminder to you all.

>mordred's a-hungry.

Laughed my ass off

I kinda like the idea that Lolth doesn't care about the drow.

I mean sure she accepts their worship, she takes pride in their corruption into the backbiting insane society, and uses them as a pawn... but she doesn't actually like them.

They're not her favoured people, they're not her children. She's the demon queen of spiders, and to her the drow are just prey, who offer their souls to her willingly.

"A nu, cheeki-breeki i v damki" roughly translates from Russian military jargon as "surround the target in a pincer maneuver".

t. Ukr

IMAGINE

Get out of here user

That pic plus Drow are North Korea informs everything I do regarding drow.

>What could a child even do to piss Lolth off

Lolth punishes Drow who don't conform to her batshit back-front-stabbing society
ergo Driders are all Drow who somehow turned out warm, friendly, helpful and cooperative

Loli Drider was so cute and lovable that Lolth zapped her into a spider on the spot.

This is a great read

And now I want one

She's clinging to your skill and you're only beginning to "suspect"? Are you playing a 1 INT character

Never saw this pic, user. Makes perfect sense to me.

drows aren't slavs
duergar are

Adventurer's Rule #57: don't look behind you, it's not worth it

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pour water on it to check if it's actually a drider or some sneaky genasi shapeshifter

Someone's getting adopted.

>Best Girl actually wins for once and you're still mad

There's just no pleasing some people.

They can't help it, user. They just love to be angry.

Since the party is from Dark Heresy they obviously purge it with fire and hate, but only because they can't afford plasma and melta yet.

Does not.

t. Russian military officer

Knowing my party they'll be chill unless she has any loot. Even a single gold coin will drive them to murder any monster no matter how friendly, and then still claim to be CG.

"Чики-бpики" знaчит "oбхoдим", a "в дaмки" знaчит "зaхoдим cзaди". Клaccичecкий зaхвaт в клeщи жe.

Because her form is not reveared or seen as beautifle, it is feared, the drow do not love their goddess, the simply fear her and are cursed

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I will accept it,
but it still sounds sketchy

What is this, a stalker for spiders?

Driders are generally not children, which probably means this Drider is actually an incredibly vain caster (most likely a Sorceress) who is assuming a childlike form for ego reasons!
We prepare ourselves for a potential confrontation, attempt to parley with it while also planning the best possible means by which to run for our lives if need be.

I think you are lying to me. Are you lying to me? Please don't.