Would you play games with me in my Wizard Van?

Would you play games with me in my Wizard Van?

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Only if there's free candy.

No I will not,
Man with Van.
I stay alive
When I can.

If I was above 18, yes. Below, no, I'd call the cops.

only if there is free candy in there as well.
or maybe a kitten. (I don't like puppies)

>get inside
>nothing but black licorice and peanut marshmallows

I'd rather be raped.

Great, now I want to make a Wizard that has a flying Nissan Vanette and can conjure a pocket dimension that looks and smells like a 90's low income apartment.

Not falling for this one again, OP

Van Wizard is probably not the worst prestige class but it's pretty far down there

Yeah, I'm down.

Why are the windows barred?

all of his powers need to be van related. able to travel through van murals dimension-door style, summon dragons and shit from the paintings, hypnotize people into thinking anything painted on the side of a van is real, possess the mind of anyone driving a wizard van

Officer, I'd like to report a suspicious looking van being driven by two cheerleaders. They've parked next to the local game store.

Don't be dissing black licorice. Many people like me enjoy it, there are dozens of us!

To keep out the henchmen of the evil wizard twin, of course.

The best Wizard pictures are the ones that look like they came from the side of a Van.

Do you listen to Rush?

>dissing black licorice and marshmallow peanuts

you don't like puppies? What is wrong with you annon

puppies are OK, but they smell bad, and are too noisy. they are ok for small amounts of time.
cats OTOH, understand that sometimes you need to be left alone. Dogs don't get that.

But that's like, the best thing about dogs

My current desktop background

Veeky Forumsmobile thread?

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Doctor Krieger?

>When you realize you've never actually seen good porn in wizard robes with wizard hats before

Someone needs to rectify this.

Hmm... I've never seen good Wizard porn either...

Mah niggas. Black Licorice is the best.

>All the Porn is Warcraft Warlocks, Druids, Shamans, Clerics, Crusaders and Paladins
>Most of it is Warcraft

Something is afoot here.

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