Warhammer 40k general /40kg/

Chapter rivalries edition
Census sub edition

>Necromunda is coming back.
warhammer-community.com/2017/08/13/breaking-news-necromunda-returnsgw-homepage-post-1/

>Konor Campaign: Chaos winning new planet. But for how long?
konor.warhammer40000.com/

>Check your local store's contribution to the Campaign.
warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/

>GW FAQ (1.1):
warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
>FW FAQ (1.1):
warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Codex: Space Marines FAQ
warhammer-community.com/2017/08/10/codex-space-marines-errata-now-available/
>Codex: Chaos Space Marine supplement for Daemons, Thousand Sons and Death Guard players
warhammer-community.com/2017/08/13/daemons-and-thousand-sons-in-codex-chaos-space-marines-aug-13gw-homepage-post-2/

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in pdf & epub, SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
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>Other Megas
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>WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-user doing the Emperor's work)
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing

>Punished "Venom" Duncan
>A man deprived of thinners

Tau will conquer all
All posts come after tau

Grey Knights are fucking broken, can't wait for my Draigo to arrive

Let's take a look at the status of the Primarchs for a second, just to compare Loyalists and Chaos

Loyalist
>Lion El'Jonson (Sleeping, so basically DEAD)
>Jaghati Khan ( In the warp aka DEAD)
>Leman Russ ( In the warp aka DEAD)
>Rogal Dorn (DEAD)
>Sanguinius (DEAD)
>Ferrus Manus (DEAD)
>Roboute Guilliman (99% DEAD, except in nu40k)
>Vulkan (DEAD [spoiler[ AGAIN [/spoiler] )
>Corvus Corax (In the warp aka DEAD)

Chaos
>Fulgrim (Experiencing INFINITE PLEASURE)
>Pertuabo (Enjoying his win at the iron cage )
>Konrad Curze (Forgiven by the Emperor)
>Angron (Enjoying HONORABLE COMBAT)
>Mortarion (Bonding with his adoptive father)
>Magnus (Closing in on being the #1 psyker)
>Horus (Saved by his father from evil deamons out of love)
>Lorgar (Spreading the truth and loving his religion, like he always wanted)
>Alpharius (Unraveling a master plan to rival Tzeentch)
>Omegon (Unraveling a master plan to rival Tzeentch)

Really makes you think...

Is Kaldor Draigo a play on Khal Drogo?

Sleeping is basically confirmed for waking up.
Missing in warp is basically an opportunity to be brought back.

Remember Guilliman was supposed to be BASICALLY DEAD. He was the most dead Loyalist Primarch other than the ACTUAL DEAD ones.

>punished Duncan
>why are we still here?
>to thin paints?
>I can still see the colors underneath

No.

>buy a nice hand weilding a cool sword
>it's the wrong hand

just fuck my shit up fampai

I've got a good OC space marine chapter idea, the Ambivalent Marines.

They serve the emperor with... uh... I guess a reasonable amount of fervor. They don't care too intensely about the war or the well-being of the imperium. I guess if they need to fight they could but I doubt they'd care that much.

[when everyone is waiting for everyone else to charge in first]

Fulgrim: trapped in a mirror
Perturabo: still unappreciated, and not even doing anything
Curze: fucking DEAD
Angron: even more angry than he was before
Mortarion: getting BTFO by his own fucking underling and failing to beat Guilliman
Magnus: Tzeentch's bitch
Horus: fucking DEAD, and lol @ you saying Chaos provided Horus and Curze's salvation when it was the EMPEROR who did it
Lorgar: the weakest and most pathetic piece of shit wins out the most, yeah, that just shows Chaos is shit and only for weaklings and not real achievers
Alpharius: DEAD
Omegon: RETCONNED

Really makes you think. About how stupid CSMfags are, too.

Why is half of Veeky Forums gay for this 'Duncan' guy

>I'm going to make them give back our Space Marines.

>so assblasted he literally makes shit up
Kek

>When you play melee Guard and you try to make sure you get the charge off

Trying to not be counter-charged is hard work.

This is good b8

>accuses others of making shit up
>claims Guilliman and Lion are dead and Alpharius is alive

wew

Obligatory soul grinder battalion someone try it post.

>Really makes you think...
About how piss poor Chaos is doing? You're right, it does.

Fulgrim got out of the painting.

>Fulgrim: trapped in a mirror

Incorrect. He gets out.

Also, Curze and Alpharius could easily be brought back by asspull.

Whoops did not mean to respond to you, user.

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tfw you're not even a CSMfag and you just were baiting to get bants against CSMfags in order to create more shitposting within the general

What's everyone's FW large model building toolkit look like?
I have a thunderbolt arriving in the mail and wanna know what I'll need to buy to assemble it

user, your making me want a soul grinder. I do not play chaos. I dont even know what one looks like.but i want one. Stop it.

That's like saying you aren't a nigger but you were able to make people realize how terrible niggers are. It's an inherent truth about CSMfags.

>tfw Lorgar will never have a special rule to make him untargetable by a unit as his zealot speeches cause his opponent's faith to waiver

Dremel, drill, greenstuff, are what I use

Because he is lord of pants and master of thin coats
He is painting daddy

>I'm even bringing the /pol/ fags out

It's working.

does anyone know where I can get a piece of terrain similar to this? I need a concrete fortification-looking base for turrets and searchlights and the like.

>Why are we still here? Just to spraypaint?
>Every night I can feel my layers, and my army, even my figures
>The basecoats I've lost, the Konrads i've lost, it won't stop hurting
>It's like they're all still there
>You feel it too, don't you
>I'm going to make them give back our paints

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Paint.

Objective marker, Y/N? Guardsman for scale.

>tfw you play a decent game with an utterly contrived plot purely designed to build up to that scene

>Konor Campaign: Chaos winning new planet. But for how long?
Really makes you think...

Lorgar gets a lot of shit but the dude is responsible for the Ecclesiarchy and Heresy. Show me a primarch who's had more of an impact on the setting.

Horus and Rowboat

>40kg
But, why can't GW make a chapter better than Salamanders? Is it impossible?

>4.07
LOOK MA! I'm special!
Still with ya chaos bros!

Horus for the Heresy. Guilliman for building the Imperium's foundation for 10,000 years of survival, and then for returning and leading the current crusade.

Top 3 Primarchs Who Ruined Everything:

1) Horus
2) Lorgar (Close second)
3) Magnus

Honorable Non-Primarch Mention: Erebus

Consider reading 'Modern racism, ambivalence, and the Modern Racism Scale." by McConahay, J. B.

Looks good my man

Jaghatai Khan.

Overrated. Horus was a tool that fell because of Lorgar. Guilliman wrote a book that only effects space marines.

No one comes to mind.

Side note, but what does lupercal mean? Is it Horus's last name or something?

>Guilliman wrote a book that only effects space marines

Confirmed for being a know nothing dipshit.

>effects

Double confirmed.

Why is this the shittiest model over made?
>get monolith
>covered in dust (fluffy)
>pieces are broken on sprue
>giant pieces that are bent and warped
>almost zero detail on said bent and warped pieces
I got this thing for half price and I still feel ripped off, I feel like this thing is really due an update but I know GW doesn't give two shits about necrons
Did I get unlucky or is this common with monoliths?

>Rogal Dorn (DEAD)
They never found a body, he's alive

>Horus was a tool
>his legion and first officer still stronger than Lorgar after he's gone

So Hitler is alive? /pol/ is in full fucking force tonight.

>earth-shattering climax
Kek

So how has Veeky Forums been finding this week's new mission?

Nobody said anything about /pol/. Why are you acting retarded?

It's shocking because the WB are weak as fuck

You just said something about /pol/ you fucking idiot.

That's almost definitely scratchbuilt with a leman russ turret on top

>Why are you acting retarded?

Did you really just ask that on Veeky Forums

>Let's rank Horus on what his legion accomplished without him.

>covered in dust
>pieces broken on sprue
>giant pieces that are bent and warped
>bent and warped pieces are missing detail
>is this common?
What do you think, dude?

Just call GW customer support and get them to send you another monolith.

Who else doing some /heresy/ today?

>everyone who blows me the fuck out must be exactly the same person!
Take your meds user lmao

What joy do you get in trying to derail this thread? Just because people are too retarded to ignore you doesn't mean you should start spraying feces
Oh well, I'm headed to bed soon so I guess I don't care, just give it some thought before you keep going bruv

Read It's an Alpha legion fag.

No, it's a discontinued forgeworld terrain piece with a chimera turret on top

Alpha Legioniggers glow in the dark, run them over with your Land Raider.

There's a large possibility Hitler survived and spent the remainder of his life somewhere in Argentina, hiding. Probably died and was buried under a false name.

When is Warhammer Community going to talk about codex releases again? I thought it going to be daily articles about the next one and the next one... Death Guard haven't gotten any recent articles but aren't they up next?

From what I remember it was an in joke that the Luna Wolves had and everyone else took it seriously

Why are Chaos fags so butt blasted all the time?

loyalist
>Corvax, russ, khan
fucked off somewhere and haven't been heard from since
>vulkan, dorn
status? alive???
>guilliman
only dude completely accounted for, was in the grimdark equivalent of sleeping beauty, obviously waiting for a magic wake up
>lion
snoozing in the gay bar
>sang, manus
dead as dead

traitor
>angron, morty
been active, and jobbing but have infinite retries
>magnus
moped, and then fucked up prospero and yiffs
>fulgrim, lorgar, perty
moped around in their warp planets, might do stuff now
>alpharius/omegon
?????
>horus and curze
dead as dead

both have been slacking, but at least traitors have been actively existing

Day of Burning Church coming soon.

Time to use AstartesOS

>no caps

No read.

It's a 4th space marine codex in a row after like 2 months of nothing but space marine releases. Maybe they're giving us a break from pointless articles and going to tease something else for a change.

Why are imperium fags so butt blasted all the time?

>corvax russ khan did the same shit as fulgrim lorgar perty
>BUT ONLY THE TRAITOR ONES COUNT

How's this as a 50PL Dark Eldar force? I know PL isn't ideal, but it's what people are running here.

Archon with Blaster and Agoniser
Kabalites x 5 with Blaster
Raider with Dark Lance

Trueborn x 5 with 2 Blasters and 2 Splinter Cannons
Venom with 2 Splinter Cannons

Beastmaster with Agoniser
Clawed Fiends x 3

Talos with Macro Scalpels and Haywire Blasters
Cronos

Ravager with 3 Disintegrators

Basically have every thing on the table be scary looking in terms of models and mechanics and force them to split fire or ignore threats.

> why are all 40k players butt blasted all the time.
Fixed that friend! Everyone is booty blasted 24/7 in this game honestly.

I always smoke a Heresy or two before bed

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Buttblasting begets buttblasting.

What the fuck are you on about user?
Didn't know that. Cool
>EcclesiarchyOS
Because GW shat on them for nearly a decade

I just want to get SM stuff over with so Xenos, AdMech, and IG can get some codex spotlight, that's why I asked.

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Your point?

Take dark lances on the ravager. They're way more useful.

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640x480 is the only way for the machine spirit.
Every day will be a new Monarchia.

You need to run something that really abuses point levels so your group stop running point level. I'm thinking lots of scourges and trueborn. But I'd need to compare the points to PL. Maybe proxy a ork army with Nobz with power klaws and Skorchas.

>ask a question
>get an answer to the question
>"YOUR POINT?!?!?!"

uhhhhhh

Does anyone else find it weird that that kid Conan is always missing when Moore solves a case?

Because he's a damn good painter.

>same shit
What part of "actively existing" did you not get, at least the traitors were awake/alive/mobile

Requesting the Rogal Dorn image. You know the one

>not taking sorcerers in your WE army to warp time your zerkers across the board
>not taking zerkers in your EC army to fight first twice and get extra hits on each kill
Plebs

>/pol/ Invades the thread and starts calling people niggers and saying blacks are horrible
>Someone calls them out on their shit when they go full retard and imply hitler could be alive
>Everyone goes apeshit and pretends nothing is happening

What?

That picture legit hurts my eyes