Your current adventuring party has been unceremoniously thrown into the world of MGE...

>the bard also safe surprisingly because he is as gay as it gets.
He would become an Alphas then. Demonic Energy is some crazy bullshit user.

>mostly not interested in debauchery, so the party wouldn't have to worry about getting sucked into the magical realm.
It actually doesn't matter if your characters don't "care" about sex or debauchery. The Demonic Energy that ALL Mamono exude will forcefully *make* them want to engage in vile acts. And if you are unfortunate enough to encounter pic related? Then kiss your ass and soul goodbye.

We're a Prestige-tier D&D party and my character is an Abjurer with a focus on magic item creation. Our saves are obscene.

Saves don't really matter when all it takes to lose your soul is a forlorn glance, and suddenly you are a drooling, perpetually horny meat-dildo. And do keep in mind that even the very gods of the setting have fallen to Demonic Energy, and are actively fucking over the mortal races they once defended. MGE is so completely fucked up it isn't even funny.

A forlorn glance won't make a raving mad man from do anything. My barbarian basically is turbo insane and has to be restrained from murdering a town because someone bumped into him (this happened, the party was in the near by woods while my barb just wandering away without anyone noticing.

So what you're saying is, the world is literally fucked and the best way around that is to destroy it?

So... Exterminatus when?

>My barbarian basically is turbo insane and has to be restrained from murdering a town because someone bumped into him (this happened, the party was in the near by woods while my barb just wandering away without anyone noticing.
He would most certainly get targeted by Amazons then, and he wouldn't be able to kill them because Ares is a massive bitch.

Well, I don't know about the berserker, sorcerer, and warpsmith, but my character would enjoy himself.

and probably think the land is some realm of Slaanesh.

Never. None of the Gods are in a position to do such a thing, with most of them being monsterized, and the rest that aren't, are throwing their lot in with the monsters. The only one who could order such a thing, the Chief God, was so wounded by the Demon Lord that she has to expend most of four her energy just to ensure the corruption doesn't consume her like it did most of the pantheon.

Mixed results, mostly rape due to awful system mastery.

The Doctor Strange ripoff would just cast a dimensional travel spell but that's saying "no" to the premise so he's just going to get fucked by GM fiat instead.
The Iron Man ripoff is likely going to be fucked as soon as something busts his battlesuit. Quite fine until then, what with flying at 500mph.
The teleporting werewolf will be fucked the instant something grabs him.
The lemur alien illusion-device wielder will blaze a trail of frustration and failed rape until somebody figures out that his dick is where his knees appear to be. Then he's fucked.
The nameless paladin is just fucked by genre convention. Sorry dude!
The elemental has no dick and will thus go unmolested. He'll be fine unless he starts picking fights, which he's characterized as dumb enough to do.
The psychopathic warbot will watch all this and laugh merrily. Emotional harm isn't covered by the first law of robotics, after all.

>He wouldn't be able to kill them
What? He's basically in a constant state of frenzied rage and restraining him by physical means is basically impossible because of how buffed up he is with strength (25 last session.)

>What? He's basically in a constant state of frenzied rage and restraining him by physical means is basically impossible because of how buffed up he is with strength (25 last session.)
No, he wouldn't be able to kill them *because* Ares grants them her special "blessing" that prevents either the Amazons, nor their chosen meat-dildoes from dying in combat unless special circumstances are taken.

Ok, then he would maim them beyond recognition. They can't die sure, but you can live without an arm.

Hey the first time being a psychic cube actually helps me

Cool

>The Doctor Strange ripoff would just cast a dimensional travel spell but that's saying "no" to the premise so he's just going to get fucked by GM fiat instead.
I don't think the spell would straight up fail really, it would just likely drop him in Wonderland, which is *infinitely* worse than the main setting.

How is /monster/ these days? Haven't visited in a year.

>I cast Plane Shift.

How would pink rabbit consider "I WILL USE YOUR STILL BLOODY PELT AS A CLOAK" as sexual?

She assumes you're just a sadist

>How would pink rabbit consider "I WILL USE YOUR STILL BLOODY PELT AS A CLOAK" as sexual?
>"I WILL YOUR STILL BLOODY (BODY) PELT AS A CLOAK (DURING SEX/INTEROCURSE)
March Hares are fucking Insane user. They can frame anything in a sexual context, and their madness spreads to those around them.

The current party Is a group of anti-heros in M&M. i think that it could go either way, but it would bloody and very deadly. The party consists of a Not-Jason Vorhees, a really bratty female full body cyborg, a psychotic Super Soldier, a anti-social Necromancer, and a psychic C.I.A agent.

Depending on how and where they end up, multiple things could happen, but it would not be a happy ending for anyone. I presume that the Necromancer would piss herself in fear upon sensing the plane, and sensibly refrain from magic use. Although corruption is always possible. But she just gives a low down on whats going on.

The Cyborg might kill off the first couple of monster girls, in order to establish herself as truely the best waifu. But depending on whether or not she is a guy, she might be corrupted.

The C.I.A agent and Super Soldier vulnerable to the MG's affects, but can counter it. Depending on what they want, they could side either way.

The "Biker" is pretty child like and innocent in a way- If its mangled, burned, mutilated and horrid body even still has genitalia. It the Necro is dead set on getting out of this dimension, or getting her magic back, he is her best bet, as only she can truly control him. Once set upon a enemy, and told who is "Bad", he will not stop until everyone is dead around him.

I could see them edging out a win, if they are careful, and landed in a Order alligned city. But anywhere else is too dangerous and wild.

>A loli
>Cancer
What an apt name.
I know it's from one of those stupid star signs

I didn't notice the bicorn thing my first time through.

But goddamn that is really fucking triggering me.

Who was the stupid motherfucker that greenlighted bicorn?

Get the fuck out.

This is fucking Veeky Forums you little fucking shit.

Something rolls in calling itself a "bicorn"? We are going to fucking talk about it.

They would do rather well. They already take on psudo UGs, low level supernaturals, and hypercompetant killers and sneakers.

And when he tries to bisect her with his axes?

>Reddit spacing
user...

Greek physicians named the disease crab, because removed tumors resembled crabs.
Constellations are named for, or inspired, mythological figures, also by the Greeks.
Cancer is the Greek word for crab.
You're an idiot.

Even then she would probably think it's just his way of "flirting" with her. As I said user, March Hares are not sane. They are some of the most full-blown crazy amongst all of the Mamono, and threatening them would just turn them on. Not like it matters, since if your party ends up in Wonderland, they are pretty much doomed anyway.

>current party
>Dark Heresy party
>I'M THE PSYKER (pyromancer)
>I HAVE AN ELDAR SOULSTONE IN MY COMBAT VEST RIGHT NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Have a nice "death" user.

Wait, wait, I've got it.

All I have to do is push for Perils harder than usual, then hope the daemons I explode into are Khornate or Nurglite. Shouldn't be too hard, nobody said Spontaneous Combustion wouldn't kill me, too.

Not sure about the Guardsman, the Tech-Priest, and our second sniper.

You always get a save against those things, that's literally what saves are for. And the Elf Wizard is already immune to Charm and Sleep with a Will save that would require extremely high level spellcasting to beat for anything else.

Please be realistic here. The MGE setting might be bullshit, but you're going up against high-level D&D 3.5 and a party with two thirds of the OP spell casting trifecta. The universe they live in is not just bullshit, it's even more dangerous and high-powered than MGE.

We're talking about a rule system where the Fighter, whose average damage is the entire health pool of a CR15 monster combined with charm immunity and critical hits on a 16 or higher that grant bonus attacks, is one of the lower-powered members of the party.

>All I have to do is push for Perils harder than usual, then hope the daemons I explode into are Khornate or Nurglite
>Implying the daemons wouldn't become Mamono themselves.
user, I have bad news for you..

To be fair, a Lilim doesn't even need to use a charm spell on you. You could catch a small glimpse of her, and you'd basically worship her feet at that point, just to get closer to her. That's just how much natural charm she has.

Wouldn't that mean they were turning tiny pieces of Khorne?

Emperor preserve us that's exactly what that means isn't it.

I'm just going to say it, MGE is basically a Slaaneshi realm. /Monster/ is in denial but in reality everything is just PG (in Slaaneshi terms) slaanesh land.

That's a magical effect user. Even (Su) and (Ex) effects get saves and are counted as magical effects for the purposes of charm resistance.

I wouldn't be surprised if they could eventually convert *all* of Khorne. That's how bullshit Demonic Energy is. It's even capable of turning the servants of the Great Old Ones into Mamono.

>EVERYONE LIKES HER BECAUSE MAGIC
>my wizard is basically immune to charm
>NUH UH HE ISNT IMMUNE BECAUSE (shit macguffin)
>my wizard is basically as powerful one can get before becoming a good
>SHE'S A DEMIGOD

Not even actually dying saves you, if Zombies, Skeletons, and Will-O-Wisps are to be believed.

And carrying an Eldar soul on your person? That's already a huge beacon to regular daemons. Imagine what it'd become in that universe.

The horror.

PG daemonettes?

What if my character is a blank? Or god-emperor forbid, a pariah?

>You can't be gay only female
That's some Iran level shit right there

/Monster/ over on 4x2chan is really anti-gay. It's actually pretty funny.

"All fantasies are okay... except traps, traps are gay"
Such is life

What if my PC has already sold their soul to a greater demonic power?

If the only answers you'll accept is "gets raped" and "turned into mindless fuckbeast", why are you even fucking here? Why would you ask this question? if you just want to wank about how cool and powerful some nip porno shit is, fucking go to /monster/.

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Seriously though, the MGE universe is pretty low-tier compared to other settings. An Initiate of the Sevenfold Veil with all 7 ranks in the prestige class can reflexively (free action, even on another person's turn) summon a two-layered barrier that casts Disintegrate on all things passing through it and dispels all magic cast against it with no save except for a Mordenkainen's Disjunction (which has to be cast on both barriers) and anyone who tries to pass it and beats the Disintegrate save has to save again or be instantly sent to a random plane. And that's considered a suboptimal Wizard prestige class.

D&D 3.5 has a completely busted power level.

I'm not even the OP user. I only posted that one post.

>Current party
Ok, this might sound stupid but: Dark heresy team of 5, all of them are blanks, all of them are guardsman.

He summons the Burning Legion/Local Equivalent , and both sides hopefully destroy each other in a climatic battle?

How many Lasgun recharge packs ya got?

>The party is a mercenary group made up of mecha pilots from varying backgrounds
>00 Gundam, and Shin Getter Robo wannabes
>A suped-up Atlas, and an Android who combines with a bunch of vehicles, Gaogaigar style
I don't think they would lose in a straight-up fight, oddly enough, because fuel wouldn't be a problem and they all have some kind of energy weaponry.

One per guardsman. One of us has a melta too.

>the party is surrounded
>"guys I got this"
>one round later, everyone hears filename related

The most hilarious part of this is that we didn't coordinate this. We all wanted to roll up guardsman, we all wanted to be blanks.

Your inquisitor must have pulled a lot of favors to get that many blanks. Sounds like a really great team.

You're gonna need more ammo. Luckily, you're not as doomed as all the idiots with souls. Even if they avoid being turned all their lives, unless they can make it to their home universes their souls are open season.

We have like, 6 power packs each. And with the recharge packs we can go a while.

He got lucky. Three are cadians, the other two are from catachan.

Make sure you not to travel by ocean either. Pose idol and the sea monsters she favors will have a horrific time with you if you do.

*Meant Poseidon*

I mean, if a mg could stand being in the presence of 5 fucking blanks then I say have at it.

>Pariahs
>the people with the built-in "I AM A SOULLESS ABOMINATION, KILL ME WITH FIRE" aura

One must wonder.

I think one pariah would be able to kill one of those things that Posted just by standing near it. And one blank would probably give it a migraine, not to mention the other four.

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>>I think one pariah would be able to kill one of those things that (You) #
Posted just by standing near it.
Depends on whether or not you consider Demonic Energy to act like Warp stuff. I honestly doubt it does really, considering that not even God's have immunity other it. Best case scenario, it makes Pariahs and blanks look completely un-appealing towards Mamono.

I assume most of the magic exists off soul stuff yeah? Well blanks and pariahs have no souls (ow the edge) and any kind of soul based magic would fail in the presence of one of them.
The spooky skeleloli would fall into a heap of bones for example. Pariahs actually feed off magic stuff, it somehow makes them stronger to take magic away.

>Isn't that just a DEER?
Nah, I'd say its probably an Oryx or Kudu.

Actually, hold on, I'm going to check some taxonomy stuff to see if any Perissodactylids have horns aside from Rhinos

>Deer
>Posts a Blackbuck
What did he mean by this?

>Being this retarded
It's obviously a blackbuck. Come on people, this isn't rocket science.

He isn't wrong, there both cervidae.

>half of the party is immune to corruption
>the other half is incredibly susceptible to it
either they'll be on the run constantly searching for a cure to the corruption, or they'll just build a spaceship and get the hell out

WRONG!
Blackbuck are part from Family Bovidae, not Cervidae! As are all Antelopes.

Remember Cervids have Antlers, Bovids have Horns, Antilocaprids have Pronghorns, Giraffes have Ossicones, and Rhinos have a giant piece of hardened hair and not a true horn

well its a straight sexual fantasy universe. Of course gay people don't exist in it.

also you can be gay, just don't get exposed to demonic energy and you'll be fine.

don't eat any strange fruit though or you'll sprout a new oriface

You know, I think I might have figured out a way for you to actually beat the MGE; if you were to somehow infiltrate the palace of the Demon Queen, and assassinated her husband, I think that might trigger a chain reaction in all monsters. Since the queen affects all monsters, if you were to slay her beloved in a act of obvious hate and anger, it could be enough to inflict crippling despair across the land, weaking the monster girls and leaving them helpless and ineffectual. It could very well tip the balance of the war.

But only Pariahs and blanks could do it, as they are resistant to the soul corrupting magic and tracking.

Ah, thank you for correcting me. My apologies.

>all this powerwank
>for a shitty vanilla fetish trying to pass itself as exotic

Oh you precious thing, your insecurities are so endearing.

>reddit REDDIT ReddiT rEDDIt AAAAHA HA HA HAAAA

true, the only reason no one else is able to do it is the place is basically the slaanesh equivalent of whats under the sarcophagus at Chernobyl.

She looks like Slaanesh's sister. So my character would immediately fall to his knees and start licking.

Exactly;

Are you bad enough blanks to assassinate Slaanesh's husbando?

>My character is a warforged so he should be safe
Naw, man. If he got exposed to Demonic energy, he'd just wind up monsterizing and growing a feminine figure, with sexual organs appearing when required.

mgewiki.com/w/Golem
mgewiki.com/w/Automaton

Simple. They hear it as "I'm going to walk around with you sitting on my shoulders, with my face buried between your legs."

This thread makes me wonder what the challenge rating of the demon queen and her daughters would be. Orcus, Demon Lord is CR35 so I expect the queen to be at that level. Presumably she's a 20th-level-equivalent Divine spellcaster with the Lust domain (from the Spell Compendium) as befits her godlike status. Much like Orcus she might also have a second spell list at a lower caster level (CL 15th). Hers would be composed of Illusion spells in my opinion, as that befits a succubus.

Judging by her profile she's not particularly imposing in size or combat ability, being more or less a normal succubus hopped up on magic, but as a Demon she's entitled to basic bonuses such as immunity to electricity and poison and resistance to acid, cold, and fire. She'll also likely have DR25/Cold Iron and DR25/Good like other high CR demons. As a 20th-level Divine spellcaster, she casts extremely potent negative-energy spells alongside her domain spells. She is also quite likely one of the most charismatic individuals on the plane, having a Cha value around 38-40 (similar to Orcus's 38 Str).

Any ideas about magic items or other important elements of her character that I missed?

Strictly speaking, being a noncombat demon and a spellcaster focused on Lust and Illusion makes her an interesting antagonist but not a particularly strong one for a 20th-level party, but statting her out is an interesting exercise.

Honestly fighting the Demon Lord *herself* or any of her stronger daughters should probably have the same combat rules as Caine from WOD, which were pretty much: "You.Fucking.Lose."

We're talking about D&D, where multiple deities or deity-equivalent beings have statblocks and can be defeated. Certainly the setting is utterly bullshit and OP, but it's nowhere near as bullshit and OP as Faerun is.

There is even a printed book of god statblocks in case your party wants to go fight them (Deities and Demigods).

That Lilim seem like an actually reasonable kid, I like her. Would support on a crusade against her mother/10

She's probably the most "good" out of all the Mamono. Still a corrupting eldritch abomination in the form of a young girl, but she seems to honestry want to 'help', unlike her siblings.