Whaddaya mean your dungeon isn't horse-friendly?

Whaddaya mean your dungeon isn't horse-friendly?

This is no place for a horse.
I have to go alone.

haven't you heard user?

horse pussy is worst pussy

It isn't anything-friendly.

Please, My dungeon comes with a horse.

however, Horsecock is best cock

Yeah. I want to ride my horse indoors, through dungeons, everywhere.
Why isn't everything ride-thru?

Unless the largest creature inside the Dungeon is a small man, its very horse friendly.
If a fucking Minotaur, half giant, or anything of size can be there, so can a horsebo.

>Not having the dungeon be the innards of a giant horse

My horse is amazing.
Just don't ask where the lemonade comes from.

>start a 5e game
>DM asks us each to tell him what kind of character we want to play, and says he'll work it into the campaign
>tell him I want to play a Cavalier, a noble born knight with all of the honor and the pomp
>he looks over the UA and accepts it.
>make my character, pic related
>1st session, goblin cave, have to leave my horse behind
>2nd session, lizardfolk swamp, have to leave my horse behind
>3rd session, going to the underdark, no way to take my horse obviously
>spend 2 more sessions fucking around with drow in the underdark
>get back to the surface, my horse has been stolen

life is suffering

>not allowing for situations that let the player use their features effectively
For what purpose. That's like giving every enemy the wizard comes across Magic Resistance.

Encourage roleplaying or something.

there are good ways to go about this and bad ones.

Taking Appa away in season 2 was a good way to get a character arc going for aang, and provided some good moments in the show.

if aang never even got to FLY appa, it would be a different story.

>Centaur problems
No pub owner wants hoof-marks on their floors or smelly horse ass in doors, inns will straight deny you and tell you to just go to the stables (especially if the inn has two floors), dungeons are often not big enough to fit you, you can't go to galas or balls to dance with the rest of your party, and everyone just wants to put a saddle on you or treat you like a pack mule.

>everyone just wants to put a saddle on you and treat you like a pack mule

well why else do you think I'm playing a centaur user?

Doesn't your party rogue brush and bathe your horsebutt for you? I thought that's what the were their for

slut

>Letting rogues anywhere near horsebutt

>No hoof-marks on the floor or smelly horses arse in doors

It's a good pub sign to put out front.

This. For one, remarking how spacious one's dispositions are is extremely rude even though it might be objectively true given natural build of our species.
Two, it is NOT a smuggling compartment!

>Two, it is NOT a smuggling compartment

The halfling says otherwise

Is there anymore a sick badass combination then a duel wielding barbarian centaur bro and someone with a bow their back?

DC80 Escape Artist check.

I've looked over the shoulder of someone reading that dojin.

This thread makes me want to run a shetland pony/halfling size centaur.

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I don't know what to tell you, user.

When they built this tomb they didn't expect anyone to ride their fucking horse inside it.

>not having the playable world be a regular horse and the characters all being intelligent fleas

Shield and lance wielding heavy-armor wearing centaur tank with an archer on his back.

He's simply stupid as fuck.

> someone with a bow their back?

l-lewd

wtf is boston dynamic's problem?

I'll never manage to escape Weebl's influence, will I?

>reading over shoulders
literally worse than hitler
mind yer business butthole

Aren't you always reading over your own shoulders, user?

>BBEG lives in the Tower of the Horse Schlong